Blargen
brandon-rey.bsky.social
Blargen
@brandon-rey.bsky.social
I, Shit.
You could say that I have 'Character in an RPG that gets one hit killed in a cutscene' energy.
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I wonder what it says about me that when I went to a pick up an online order at a store, the person took one look at me and then held up some Pokemon booster packs and said "that's it, that's all we have"
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The music service on Alexa devices is so aggressively dog shit. I tried to play Pokemon music for my kid and first up was Die Antwoord and second was some Skibidy Toilet explicit version shit. Thanks amazon, keep up the great work.
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I had to explain to my wife that in the pokemon shows/games people and pokemon both eat pokemon, since normal animals don't exist in that world and the pokemon are the wildlife. She didn't believe me and started doing her own research. Boy, the faces she made while doing that reading.
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
My reaction when Strange Ox shows up for the Baldur's Gate 3 finale.
a man with long hair and a beard is saying " my man "
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is saying " my man "
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February 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
They put up a big ol sign at work promoting cross training opportunities. In the list of reasons to consider getting cross trained they seem to have forgotten to mention anything about making more money... Curious.
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I am not ashamed to admit that in Baldur's Gate 3, when it is suggested that a member of your camp has been replaced by a doppelganger I IMMEDIATELY stabbed that little redhead kid directly in her face.
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I had a dream last night that I went to a beach with a chair in order to relax, but I was never happy with any of the spots I picked and just kept picking up the chair and walking around. Now I'm sad
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I'm a fair way into act 3 of Baldur's Gate 3 and thinking about how/if I want to do a second run. Dark urge sounds fun but man I just didn't know if I can do a run without having Karlach around.
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 AM
I was going to have a decent half day home alone but now it looks like I'm going to have to take my kid to an event he doesn't even want to go to
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 PM
There was a huge recall on Locatelli grated cheese and I cannot overstate how devastating the impact has been for my household.
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Robert don't you fucking dare.
January 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
It's just gonna be Mandolorian lore all the way down.
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Finish Baby Steps you cowards.
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Please god fuck no I do not need a live in vtuber yelling at me about missing a headshot... Unless...
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Me: Watch a video that mentions Pluribus for 5 minutes
YouTube: OH YOU LIKE PLURIBUS SPOILERS???
January 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I'm early in my first playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3 and I made sure to have Wyll with me when I meet Karlach for the first time and he doesn't have a single thing to say about it or even show his face. I immediately go to camp and despite them being within each other's view everything is chill.
a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a room
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January 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Gather round, young children and witness as the half dead man-thing slowly drowns on its own blood as his head is slowly removed from his body.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
A few observations about the Bambu Handy app:

That name is fucking crazy
The search algorithm is fucking crazy
People are putting some fucking crazy models on there
Like honestly who the fuck even
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Now do one that says "bicycles of the mind"
January 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM