Brandon
@brandkeitht.bsky.social
DAL | Dog Dad | Husband 👬 | Book Nerd | Runner | 🏳️🌈he/him
A friend said, “Wrwppijg gifts is folding laundry’s asshole cousin.” and I am still laughing about it!
December 28, 2024 at 1:52 PM
A friend said, “Wrwppijg gifts is folding laundry’s asshole cousin.” and I am still laughing about it!
Can you imagine calling yourself an “alpha” male and then screaming at a 13-year-old boy and calling him a p*ssy? I cannot stand my step father.
December 27, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Can you imagine calling yourself an “alpha” male and then screaming at a 13-year-old boy and calling him a p*ssy? I cannot stand my step father.
Happy to just be apart of the conversation! 🫶
December 27, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Happy to just be apart of the conversation! 🫶
Good morning, boys!
December 27, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Good morning, boys!
✨EOTY Prompt✨Your best of the year
1) Photo
2) Album
3) Movie
4) Series/Video Game
1) Photo
2) Album
3) Movie
4) Series/Video Game
December 27, 2024 at 2:32 PM
✨EOTY Prompt✨Your best of the year
1) Photo
2) Album
3) Movie
4) Series/Video Game
1) Photo
2) Album
3) Movie
4) Series/Video Game
The load I just shot inside of him
a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her .
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December 27, 2024 at 1:50 AM
The load I just shot inside of him
I would be a very anxious prostitute!
December 26, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I would be a very anxious prostitute!
Someone take my phone away! I just liked one of my crush's entire timeline. 🫣
December 26, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Someone take my phone away! I just liked one of my crush's entire timeline. 🫣
Just gave my hubby a belated Christmas blowie and an ass-eating of a lifetime!
December 26, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Just gave my hubby a belated Christmas blowie and an ass-eating of a lifetime!
Drop someone SCREAMING 😱
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Drop someone SCREAMING 😱
Time to Work off that Christmas fluff!!
December 26, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Time to Work off that Christmas fluff!!
I should take a few shots before the 2nd half of this day starts!
December 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I should take a few shots before the 2nd half of this day starts!
So many of my family members just asked me, “Who is that singing?” I am so disappointed right now.
December 25, 2024 at 11:13 PM
So many of my family members just asked me, “Who is that singing?” I am so disappointed right now.
We had a family portrait contest. I'll send a nude to anyone who can guess which one I did. 😜
December 25, 2024 at 9:53 PM
We had a family portrait contest. I'll send a nude to anyone who can guess which one I did. 😜
Off to my Mammy and Pappy's house!
December 25, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Off to my Mammy and Pappy's house!
Getting to watch my 2-year-old niece on Christmas morning is restoring my faith in humanity!
December 25, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Getting to watch my 2-year-old niece on Christmas morning is restoring my faith in humanity!
Merry Christmas to all the good and naughty boys!!! 😇😈
December 25, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Merry Christmas to all the good and naughty boys!!! 😇😈
Christmas Eve gym session
December 24, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Christmas Eve gym session
The only item of clothing I am wearing right now is a beanie! 🤭
December 24, 2024 at 4:26 AM
The only item of clothing I am wearing right now is a beanie! 🤭
Very sleepy after his haircut!
December 23, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Very sleepy after his haircut!
The Legs / The Face
December 23, 2024 at 5:07 PM
The Legs / The Face