Existential Brad
@bradurdaynightlive.bsky.social
Columbus Ohio's premier writer, book monger, part-time comedian, homosexual degenerate.
I do have to wonder if at least part of the reason why conservatives focus so much on the concept of family is because they are bad at making and keeping friends.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I do have to wonder if at least part of the reason why conservatives focus so much on the concept of family is because they are bad at making and keeping friends.
Plot Twist! Coming up again, Saturday, December 6th at Clintonville Books. Take a break from the holiday doldrums to see a little show. Tickets on sale now.
#Columbus #Ohio #burlesque #sober
#Columbus #Ohio #burlesque #sober
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Plot Twist! Coming up again, Saturday, December 6th at Clintonville Books. Take a break from the holiday doldrums to see a little show. Tickets on sale now.
#Columbus #Ohio #burlesque #sober
#Columbus #Ohio #burlesque #sober
What if Marge Simpson was your gay uncle: that's me, Brad Walker.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What if Marge Simpson was your gay uncle: that's me, Brad Walker.
You are not "gooning".
No one is "gooning".
I don't believe you.
No one is "gooning".
I don't believe you.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You are not "gooning".
No one is "gooning".
I don't believe you.
No one is "gooning".
I don't believe you.
The concept for this movie is such a heterosexual monstrosity. What do you mean she has to pick which of her dead husbands she's going to spend the afterlife with? Why can't she have both? Even in death you people are shackled to monogamy? That's sick.
Elizabeth Olsen is dead and caught in an afterlife love triangle in the latest trailer for A24's upcoming drama film Eternity.
ETERNITY Trailer: Elizabeth Olsen Must Choose How She'll Spend Her Afterlife
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November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The concept for this movie is such a heterosexual monstrosity. What do you mean she has to pick which of her dead husbands she's going to spend the afterlife with? Why can't she have both? Even in death you people are shackled to monogamy? That's sick.
2026 is going to be the year me and Matt figure out where we're gonna move. We've got some loose plans to check out Chicago and Minneapolis. I'm so excited, I want out of Ohio so bad 🥲
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
2026 is going to be the year me and Matt figure out where we're gonna move. We've got some loose plans to check out Chicago and Minneapolis. I'm so excited, I want out of Ohio so bad 🥲
We will only be rid of the Male Loneliness Epidemic when more men start sucking dick.
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We will only be rid of the Male Loneliness Epidemic when more men start sucking dick.
Late to the gay party, but Addison Rae's album has like four absolute bangers... which is more bangers than a lot of albums have! The rest feels inconsequential.
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Late to the gay party, but Addison Rae's album has like four absolute bangers... which is more bangers than a lot of albums have! The rest feels inconsequential.
I heard about 15 seconds of "Adore You" by Harry Styles over the tinny, Meijer in-store radio over a week ago and it has been stuck in my head EVER SINCE.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I heard about 15 seconds of "Adore You" by Harry Styles over the tinny, Meijer in-store radio over a week ago and it has been stuck in my head EVER SINCE.
Dick Chaney dying the day before election day has to be a good omen, right?
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Dick Chaney dying the day before election day has to be a good omen, right?
Reposted by Existential Brad
old bitch
BREAKING: Dick Cheney dies at 84
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dies at 84
Cheney redefined the office of vice president.
www.axios.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
old bitch
Halloween is a very wholesome holiday where everyone dresses up as dead bodies. Christmas is a really unwholesome holiday where everyone spends money they don't have, get really stressed out, and act a fool in retail spaces.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Halloween is a very wholesome holiday where everyone dresses up as dead bodies. Christmas is a really unwholesome holiday where everyone spends money they don't have, get really stressed out, and act a fool in retail spaces.
Gay people are a lot rattier than they used to be and I'm honestly so grateful for that.
October 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Gay people are a lot rattier than they used to be and I'm honestly so grateful for that.
I do feel like there's a weakness in people who want their browser histories scrubbed after they. You're dead, what do you care? I encourage everyone to check my history after my unfortunate demise. You're just gonna find fat guy porn and definitions for words I've used all the time for years.
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I do feel like there's a weakness in people who want their browser histories scrubbed after they. You're dead, what do you care? I encourage everyone to check my history after my unfortunate demise. You're just gonna find fat guy porn and definitions for words I've used all the time for years.
One (1) sip of Coke and my entire worldview is changed. Who cares that they're tearing down the White House? The heat death of the universe is imminent anyway.
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
One (1) sip of Coke and my entire worldview is changed. Who cares that they're tearing down the White House? The heat death of the universe is imminent anyway.
We should have another weekend where we all think the president is dead again soon.
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We should have another weekend where we all think the president is dead again soon.
For an infamous as the movie adaptation is for being violent and gorey, the book is kind of a slowburn.
Straight guy horror: what if I was dishonest to a hot young girl and she tortured me for it.
Straight guy horror: what if I was dishonest to a hot young girl and she tortured me for it.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
For an infamous as the movie adaptation is for being violent and gorey, the book is kind of a slowburn.
Straight guy horror: what if I was dishonest to a hot young girl and she tortured me for it.
Straight guy horror: what if I was dishonest to a hot young girl and she tortured me for it.
"Have you watched--"
No, no I haven't. I haven't watched a scripted television program since Santa Clarita Diet was cancelled.
The last movie I saw was the Barbie movie and that was the first time I'd been to the movies since 2014, and that was to watch the then-new DBZ movie (no not That One).
No, no I haven't. I haven't watched a scripted television program since Santa Clarita Diet was cancelled.
The last movie I saw was the Barbie movie and that was the first time I'd been to the movies since 2014, and that was to watch the then-new DBZ movie (no not That One).
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Have you watched--"
No, no I haven't. I haven't watched a scripted television program since Santa Clarita Diet was cancelled.
The last movie I saw was the Barbie movie and that was the first time I'd been to the movies since 2014, and that was to watch the then-new DBZ movie (no not That One).
No, no I haven't. I haven't watched a scripted television program since Santa Clarita Diet was cancelled.
The last movie I saw was the Barbie movie and that was the first time I'd been to the movies since 2014, and that was to watch the then-new DBZ movie (no not That One).
I'm just gonna cancel my subscription to everything. Everyone is too evil at this point, and it's not like I've got money to burn anyway.
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm just gonna cancel my subscription to everything. Everyone is too evil at this point, and it's not like I've got money to burn anyway.
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The cover for my next novel, DEAD BUT DREAMING OF ELECTRIC SHEEP, lives! Book due out on 6/30/26.
people.com/paul-trembla...
people.com/paul-trembla...
Paul Tremblay Takes on AI in New Dystopian Horror 'Dead But Dreaming of Electric Sheep' — See the Cover! (Exclusive)
PEOPLE has an exclusive first look at Paul Tremblay's new horror novel 'Dead But Dreaming of Electric Sheep,' due out next summer.
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October 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
There is a style of writing that I don't really have a name for. It's like whimsical but sinister, and unserious at face value while talking about a dire set of circumstances. Reminds me a lot of old Kelly Link. Anyway, I'm loving this book! The writing is superb.
October 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
There is a style of writing that I don't really have a name for. It's like whimsical but sinister, and unserious at face value while talking about a dire set of circumstances. Reminds me a lot of old Kelly Link. Anyway, I'm loving this book! The writing is superb.
They're not from Marietta apparently. What a waste.
Marietta's Evan Lescallette announces debut solo album as Home Star; hear "The Middle"
Marietta's Evan Lescallette Announces Debut Solo Album As Home Star: Hear "The Middle"
According to Stereogum contributor Ian Cohen, who made his way to Las Vegas this past weekend for the second Best Friends Forever festival, the “younger” band that got the most fervent response from t...
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October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
They're not from Marietta apparently. What a waste.
You had me at "trans girl utopian death cult"
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You had me at "trans girl utopian death cult"
I have experienced Wawa. It is just small Sheetz. The food is comparable but marginally worse (not enough for me to really care), but I did enjoy their donuts.
October 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have experienced Wawa. It is just small Sheetz. The food is comparable but marginally worse (not enough for me to really care), but I did enjoy their donuts.