Brad Smith
@bradsmith313.bsky.social
Writer. Journalist. Paranormal investigator. Smug and ambivert autodidactic polymath in training.
Goddamn.
They finally let Tarantino direct Star Trek . . . .
They finally let Tarantino direct Star Trek . . . .
January 24, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Goddamn.
They finally let Tarantino direct Star Trek . . . .
They finally let Tarantino direct Star Trek . . . .
My ancestor.
The Jersey Devil.
Causing mayhem and chaos.
Family tradition.
The Jersey Devil.
Causing mayhem and chaos.
Family tradition.
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My ancestor.
The Jersey Devil.
Causing mayhem and chaos.
Family tradition.
The Jersey Devil.
Causing mayhem and chaos.
Family tradition.
#BernieSanders
STFU, Bernie.
This is because you and your emotionally stunted cultists poisoned others and turned on Kamala Harris.
This is YOUR fault.
Slink back to the gutter then rot in hell.
You're no longer relevant.
Goddamn hypocritical bitch boy.
STFU, Bernie.
This is because you and your emotionally stunted cultists poisoned others and turned on Kamala Harris.
This is YOUR fault.
Slink back to the gutter then rot in hell.
You're no longer relevant.
Goddamn hypocritical bitch boy.
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
#BernieSanders
STFU, Bernie.
This is because you and your emotionally stunted cultists poisoned others and turned on Kamala Harris.
This is YOUR fault.
Slink back to the gutter then rot in hell.
You're no longer relevant.
Goddamn hypocritical bitch boy.
STFU, Bernie.
This is because you and your emotionally stunted cultists poisoned others and turned on Kamala Harris.
This is YOUR fault.
Slink back to the gutter then rot in hell.
You're no longer relevant.
Goddamn hypocritical bitch boy.
The Batman of the Rio Grande Valley.
January 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The Batman of the Rio Grande Valley.
"I'm not a nice liberal. I'm the play dirty, drop kick you in the balls, stab you in the back and slit your throat kind of liberal . . . ."
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"I'm not a nice liberal. I'm the play dirty, drop kick you in the balls, stab you in the back and slit your throat kind of liberal . . . ."
I just woke up and realized that the only food I ate yesterday were six ice cream sandwiches.
I call that an adulting win.
I call that an adulting win.
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I just woke up and realized that the only food I ate yesterday were six ice cream sandwiches.
I call that an adulting win.
I call that an adulting win.
January 4, 2026 at 10:05 AM
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 AM
"The Terror Bird of the Rio Grande Valley."
January 2, 2026 at 9:44 AM
"The Terror Bird of the Rio Grande Valley."
This is Dinopithecus.
"Terrible Ape."
Dinopithecusis: A giant baboon that lived in Africa during the Pliocene and Pleistocene epochs.
Due to genetic engineering by some mysterious aliens, they are known as the Zur -- an advanced matriarchal-structured culture who are hostile toward humankind.
"Terrible Ape."
Dinopithecusis: A giant baboon that lived in Africa during the Pliocene and Pleistocene epochs.
Due to genetic engineering by some mysterious aliens, they are known as the Zur -- an advanced matriarchal-structured culture who are hostile toward humankind.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is Dinopithecus.
"Terrible Ape."
Dinopithecusis: A giant baboon that lived in Africa during the Pliocene and Pleistocene epochs.
Due to genetic engineering by some mysterious aliens, they are known as the Zur -- an advanced matriarchal-structured culture who are hostile toward humankind.
"Terrible Ape."
Dinopithecusis: A giant baboon that lived in Africa during the Pliocene and Pleistocene epochs.
Due to genetic engineering by some mysterious aliens, they are known as the Zur -- an advanced matriarchal-structured culture who are hostile toward humankind.
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Toss a coin to your Witcher . . . .
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Toss a coin to your Witcher . . . .
I hear the Call of the Void . . . I'm doing everything I can to ignore it.
It's strong.
It's relentless.
I've conjured darkness -- it's here for me now.
#TheCallOfTheVoid
It's strong.
It's relentless.
I've conjured darkness -- it's here for me now.
#TheCallOfTheVoid
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I hear the Call of the Void . . . I'm doing everything I can to ignore it.
It's strong.
It's relentless.
I've conjured darkness -- it's here for me now.
#TheCallOfTheVoid
It's strong.
It's relentless.
I've conjured darkness -- it's here for me now.
#TheCallOfTheVoid
Reposted by Brad Smith
Watch your step 🤷♂️
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Watch your step 🤷♂️
