The United States is Canada’s Mexico.

The Cabbage of Dr Caligari

I’ll call it “The Gulf of America” when conservatives, Republicans, and right-wing christianists stop deadnaming trans people.

When you're reading a normal looking news story that keeps getting more and more ridiculous until you finally ask yourself, 'is this The f-ing Onion?" So you look at the link, and it is, indeed, The f-ing Onion.

Time for one of my favorite holiday treats: the Danish butter cookie topped with a dab of spicy chili onion crisp.

Every year at the holidays I’ll make cornbread to go in dressing and I always think I should make cornbread more often, then make it like once more and never again until Thanksgiving.

If you ever see me sporting a mohawk, just know that I was trying to even out my sideburns and things got out of hand.