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aspiring general contractor | 29
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January 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
January 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
my vow to never let me or anyone else waste my time ever again has given anxiety so crippling ive been wasting more time than ever before
January 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
every time I enter the greater Boston Cambridge area, the various pressures of the environment around me, make me an objectively worse person in like a disgruntled townie sorta way
January 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
name something more American than the closeted tranny dad and the bitch wife who was hot in her 20s

and no, you can't say bald eagle
January 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
stinky doo doo pee pee poo poo
January 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
oh wow, you use grpc in your horizontally scaled microservice architecture?

i bet you love the citra hops in your nice juicy IPA
January 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the three top paying jobs should be union ironworker, 4th grade teacher, and mailmen.

we should introduce indentured servitude to all tech workers and fin bros of any rank.
January 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
nothing has been made pragmatically better since the dawn of e-commerce.
January 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i hate my phone.
it's never on!

i haven't put a new contact into my phone in over 2 years despite meeting more cool ppl now than i ever had in my whole life.

its fun tho. i get to attribute a fun personality to your number.
i see the number.
they all have vibes.
January 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
hiatus kaiyote is jazz for gay kids who would have come out of the closet if it wasn't for their parents country club membership
January 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i think my older brother is still mad at me for sleeping with his crush 11 years ago
January 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
getting mad pussy in college but only actually cuming like 4 times isnt the cool flex i think it is
January 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
dating a man is exhausting.
like how baking delicious bread is exhausting.
January 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
for 2025 i am going to become a furry
January 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
im very strong and tactfully minded.

unfortunetly i still dont have enough soul stones to unlock confident top energy so i always lose at wrestling.
January 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
my complusion to post ass before my 30s do weird things to my body
January 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
never forget
January 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
almost got into a fight with a zionist at a Chinese restaurant because i loudly commented "those swat members are pussies" on a news recounting of the columbia dorm room siege
January 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
ive been feeling very adam jensen "i didnt ask for this" lately.
December 29, 2024 at 5:47 PM
told some ppl in blops6 with the [LGBTQ] clan tag that they were being kinda annoying

when i said i was trans they told me "no one likes a fake dyke"

when the game ended i received a TOS warning

i am now one more report away from a voice chat ban
December 29, 2024 at 4:27 PM
texas plates spotted // summer tires detected
December 20, 2024 at 7:54 PM
buying a podcasting for dummies book as a joke at microcenter

the girl at the register tells me she went on a date with a guy who had a podcast who told her that every night he would listen to his own podcast and journal about how it reminds him of his ex
December 20, 2024 at 7:25 PM
reading reddit over my bf's shoulder

post - "my wife's new pills are round"

"that's progresterone" i say

we go to the comments, yep its prog

the guy comments "shhhh" under the post that calls it out

we stalk the guy's profile

he's an audiophile

he's subscribed to disney plus

he uses reddit
December 20, 2024 at 1:56 PM
i have hunter handcock's haircut now lets go
December 19, 2024 at 1:33 AM