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Ser Puck
@bparlor.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Strong Flour, No Celiac
I forgive but I don’t forget
I will find the joint in your armor
And break your arm
Before I forget what you said in ‘02
Or three
Your bones will be fragments I choke on until the day I die
And your blood tastes so sweet to me
🦂
I will find the joint in your armor
And break your arm
Before I forget what you said in ‘02
Or three
Your bones will be fragments I choke on until the day I die
And your blood tastes so sweet to me
🦂
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I forgive but I don’t forget
I will find the joint in your armor
And break your arm
Before I forget what you said in ‘02
Or three
Your bones will be fragments I choke on until the day I die
And your blood tastes so sweet to me
🦂
I will find the joint in your armor
And break your arm
Before I forget what you said in ‘02
Or three
Your bones will be fragments I choke on until the day I die
And your blood tastes so sweet to me
🦂
9 years married today!
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
9 years married today!
Fog is so magical, I don’t mind it at all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Fog is so magical, I don’t mind it at all.
🤢🤮
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
🤢🤮
After the day I had, watching the I Love LA and Ha Ha, You Clowns season finales just felt right and normal. Nothing shocks me anymore, and I appreciate art that acknowledges that. Polaris OUT. 🤙🎤
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
After the day I had, watching the I Love LA and Ha Ha, You Clowns season finales just felt right and normal. Nothing shocks me anymore, and I appreciate art that acknowledges that. Polaris OUT. 🤙🎤
There’s a combination of words
That will short-circuit the world
Like a key in a lock
But we lost it
A key is in a jacket pocket
Of a coat donated long ago
And the lock mocks it
That will short-circuit the world
Like a key in a lock
But we lost it
A key is in a jacket pocket
Of a coat donated long ago
And the lock mocks it
December 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
There’s a combination of words
That will short-circuit the world
Like a key in a lock
But we lost it
A key is in a jacket pocket
Of a coat donated long ago
And the lock mocks it
That will short-circuit the world
Like a key in a lock
But we lost it
A key is in a jacket pocket
Of a coat donated long ago
And the lock mocks it
Huge fan of everything he does, and a fellow Scorpio to boot. He will be missed, hopefully on to bigger/better things than SNL
Bowen Yang is leaving SNL
His last episode will be tomorrow.
His last episode will be tomorrow.
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Huge fan of everything he does, and a fellow Scorpio to boot. He will be missed, hopefully on to bigger/better things than SNL
Not shaking the pedo charges, inviting a bunch of high schoolers to compete for your attention
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Not shaking the pedo charges, inviting a bunch of high schoolers to compete for your attention
Reposted by Ser Puck
I don’t know how it works at the New York Times, but my editors at The Guardian would never let me publish this if they knew that I was one of the elites who spent time with Epstein. And if I published it without telling them, I would be out of a job.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I don’t know how it works at the New York Times, but my editors at The Guardian would never let me publish this if they knew that I was one of the elites who spent time with Epstein. And if I published it without telling them, I would be out of a job.
Hoarse from chanting “Stroke!” repeatedly at the live address…
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hoarse from chanting “Stroke!” repeatedly at the live address…
There is no end but
For you to be consumed
For you to be consumed
December 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
There is no end but
For you to be consumed
For you to be consumed
Oops, I pooped
All over the library.
“Shhhhh!” say the crone,
Throw me a bone, fuck “it”
🎈
All over the library.
“Shhhhh!” say the crone,
Throw me a bone, fuck “it”
🎈
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Oops, I pooped
All over the library.
“Shhhhh!” say the crone,
Throw me a bone, fuck “it”
🎈
All over the library.
“Shhhhh!” say the crone,
Throw me a bone, fuck “it”
🎈
Sure you join my WiFi, but are you prepared to lay down your very life for my WiFi?
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sure you join my WiFi, but are you prepared to lay down your very life for my WiFi?
Every minute you are late is like a dagger stabbing me
My time is money and you just cost me one thousand dollars
I’m going to need to go to the ER and I will never, ever be able to pay this off
So just don’t be late
Or else I will bleed all over brunch
Like, never in my life
YOLO
Do not be late, bi
My time is money and you just cost me one thousand dollars
I’m going to need to go to the ER and I will never, ever be able to pay this off
So just don’t be late
Or else I will bleed all over brunch
Like, never in my life
YOLO
Do not be late, bi
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Every minute you are late is like a dagger stabbing me
My time is money and you just cost me one thousand dollars
I’m going to need to go to the ER and I will never, ever be able to pay this off
So just don’t be late
Or else I will bleed all over brunch
Like, never in my life
YOLO
Do not be late, bi
My time is money and you just cost me one thousand dollars
I’m going to need to go to the ER and I will never, ever be able to pay this off
So just don’t be late
Or else I will bleed all over brunch
Like, never in my life
YOLO
Do not be late, bi
Spending 20 minutes ruminating on the Wealth/Power/Fame choice from a philosophical standpoint in Octopath Traveler 0 is my mental illness
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Spending 20 minutes ruminating on the Wealth/Power/Fame choice from a philosophical standpoint in Octopath Traveler 0 is my mental illness
Got my smart home thermostat set to “Energy Scoundrel” mode; wherein it makes me slightly more and more uncomfortable (currently, colder) as the day progresses, and I have to manually override with a wag of my finger.
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Got my smart home thermostat set to “Energy Scoundrel” mode; wherein it makes me slightly more and more uncomfortable (currently, colder) as the day progresses, and I have to manually override with a wag of my finger.
99 Bukkake: DON’T CUM LAST!!!
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
99 Bukkake: DON’T CUM LAST!!!
Wish someone had the balls to ragebait Trump in these broadcast shabinet meetings while everyone is a licking the shriveled taint of an obviously dozing geriatric. Like, start effusively praising his small hands and see if he stirs or even notices. But we’re a nation of sycophantic fools, alass…
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Wish someone had the balls to ragebait Trump in these broadcast shabinet meetings while everyone is a licking the shriveled taint of an obviously dozing geriatric. Like, start effusively praising his small hands and see if he stirs or even notices. But we’re a nation of sycophantic fools, alass…
I don’t fear an old man’s fury
Even if he could annihilate the planet with the football
I don’t fear death or anything
I fear a life filled with suffering
Fools
I’m in constant pain
We all are, and it just expresses itself in different ways
I hate pain be it physical or psychological
Some slur
Even if he could annihilate the planet with the football
I don’t fear death or anything
I fear a life filled with suffering
Fools
I’m in constant pain
We all are, and it just expresses itself in different ways
I hate pain be it physical or psychological
Some slur
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don’t fear an old man’s fury
Even if he could annihilate the planet with the football
I don’t fear death or anything
I fear a life filled with suffering
Fools
I’m in constant pain
We all are, and it just expresses itself in different ways
I hate pain be it physical or psychological
Some slur
Even if he could annihilate the planet with the football
I don’t fear death or anything
I fear a life filled with suffering
Fools
I’m in constant pain
We all are, and it just expresses itself in different ways
I hate pain be it physical or psychological
Some slur
Strong Flour, No Celiac
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Strong Flour, No Celiac
I’m gonna eat all the candy so you don’t have to have ridiculous nightmares and heartburn-diabetes, you’re welcome.
Sour-patch kids twizzling my whatchamacallits.
You’re welcome, and good and plenty.
I will my crash into a mattress.
Tomorrow I will rise and shine with pink Red Bull Tito’s vodka.yw
Sour-patch kids twizzling my whatchamacallits.
You’re welcome, and good and plenty.
I will my crash into a mattress.
Tomorrow I will rise and shine with pink Red Bull Tito’s vodka.yw
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I’m gonna eat all the candy so you don’t have to have ridiculous nightmares and heartburn-diabetes, you’re welcome.
Sour-patch kids twizzling my whatchamacallits.
You’re welcome, and good and plenty.
I will my crash into a mattress.
Tomorrow I will rise and shine with pink Red Bull Tito’s vodka.yw
Sour-patch kids twizzling my whatchamacallits.
You’re welcome, and good and plenty.
I will my crash into a mattress.
Tomorrow I will rise and shine with pink Red Bull Tito’s vodka.yw
