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Drop a pic of your pet like they know they’re the favorite.
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Drop a pic of your pet like they know they’re the favorite.
ELF NAME GAME ✨
Birth or Gotcha Month + First letter of your pet’s name =
✨ their Elf name ✨
Drop yours 👇
Birth or Gotcha Month + First letter of your pet’s name =
✨ their Elf name ✨
Drop yours 👇
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
ELF NAME GAME ✨
Birth or Gotcha Month + First letter of your pet’s name =
✨ their Elf name ✨
Drop yours 👇
Birth or Gotcha Month + First letter of your pet’s name =
✨ their Elf name ✨
Drop yours 👇
Normalize having full conversations with your pet
and pretending they fully understand.
and pretending they fully understand.
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Normalize having full conversations with your pet
and pretending they fully understand.
and pretending they fully understand.
Show me your pet’s “I absolutely did that” face.
No context. No defense. Just vibes.
No context. No defense. Just vibes.
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Show me your pet’s “I absolutely did that” face.
No context. No defense. Just vibes.
No context. No defense. Just vibes.
Weekends are for pets deciding they suddenly need your full attention.
December 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Weekends are for pets deciding they suddenly need your full attention.
Pet fit check 🐾
Holiday fits, everyday chaos, or “I woke up like this.”
Drop pics 👇
Holiday fits, everyday chaos, or “I woke up like this.”
Drop pics 👇
December 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Pet fit check 🐾
Holiday fits, everyday chaos, or “I woke up like this.”
Drop pics 👇
Holiday fits, everyday chaos, or “I woke up like this.”
Drop pics 👇
Post the pic where your pet looks like they’re about to ruin someone’s holiday plans — and absolutely not apologize for it.
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Post the pic where your pet looks like they’re about to ruin someone’s holiday plans — and absolutely not apologize for it.
Your pet has 10 seconds to make a PowerPoint titled “Why I Deserve More Treats.”
What’s slide 1?
What’s slide 1?
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Your pet has 10 seconds to make a PowerPoint titled “Why I Deserve More Treats.”
What’s slide 1?
What’s slide 1?
Tell me something your pet does that would absolutely get you cancelled if YOU did it.
(There are no wrong answers. Only chaotic ones.)
(There are no wrong answers. Only chaotic ones.)
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Tell me something your pet does that would absolutely get you cancelled if YOU did it.
(There are no wrong answers. Only chaotic ones.)
(There are no wrong answers. Only chaotic ones.)
Confess your pet’s most recent crime.
I’ll go first: “Intent to chew with malicious intent.”
I’ll go first: “Intent to chew with malicious intent.”
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Confess your pet’s most recent crime.
I’ll go first: “Intent to chew with malicious intent.”
I’ll go first: “Intent to chew with malicious intent.”
Give me your pet’s full “weekend energy” using only emojis.
No explanations. Let chaos speak for itself.
No explanations. Let chaos speak for itself.
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Give me your pet’s full “weekend energy” using only emojis.
No explanations. Let chaos speak for itself.
No explanations. Let chaos speak for itself.
It’s Fit Check Friday again.
Drop the pic where your pet looks like they have VERY strong opinions about the neighbor’s dog.
Drop the pic where your pet looks like they have VERY strong opinions about the neighbor’s dog.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It’s Fit Check Friday again.
Drop the pic where your pet looks like they have VERY strong opinions about the neighbor’s dog.
Drop the pic where your pet looks like they have VERY strong opinions about the neighbor’s dog.
Describe your pet using one of these holiday archetypes:
✨ The Gift Gremlin
🎁 The Box Destroyer
🫠 The Ornament Thief
😇 The Pretends-to-Be-Innocent Angel
Go.
✨ The Gift Gremlin
🎁 The Box Destroyer
🫠 The Ornament Thief
😇 The Pretends-to-Be-Innocent Angel
Go.
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Describe your pet using one of these holiday archetypes:
✨ The Gift Gremlin
🎁 The Box Destroyer
🫠 The Ornament Thief
😇 The Pretends-to-Be-Innocent Angel
Go.
✨ The Gift Gremlin
🎁 The Box Destroyer
🫠 The Ornament Thief
😇 The Pretends-to-Be-Innocent Angel
Go.
Holiday season roll call:
🎄 Team “my pet ignores the tree”
🐾 Team “the tree is a full-contact sport”
Identify your team and show your evidence.
🎄 Team “my pet ignores the tree”
🐾 Team “the tree is a full-contact sport”
Identify your team and show your evidence.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Holiday season roll call:
🎄 Team “my pet ignores the tree”
🐾 Team “the tree is a full-contact sport”
Identify your team and show your evidence.
🎄 Team “my pet ignores the tree”
🐾 Team “the tree is a full-contact sport”
Identify your team and show your evidence.
Tilly is 8 today 🎉
Please wish this majestic poodle queen a happy birthday
AND settle something for us:
Which birthday fit goes harder — Pink Princess or Purple Sparkle?
Please wish this majestic poodle queen a happy birthday
AND settle something for us:
Which birthday fit goes harder — Pink Princess or Purple Sparkle?
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tilly is 8 today 🎉
Please wish this majestic poodle queen a happy birthday
AND settle something for us:
Which birthday fit goes harder — Pink Princess or Purple Sparkle?
Please wish this majestic poodle queen a happy birthday
AND settle something for us:
Which birthday fit goes harder — Pink Princess or Purple Sparkle?
What’s the most unhinged rumor your pet would start about you if they could talk?
Bonus points if it’s true.
Bonus points if it’s true.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
What’s the most unhinged rumor your pet would start about you if they could talk?
Bonus points if it’s true.
Bonus points if it’s true.
What’s the most dramatic thing your pet has ever done over absolutely nothing?
I’m talking Oscar-worthy performance because you… moved a pillow.
I’m talking Oscar-worthy performance because you… moved a pillow.
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
What’s the most dramatic thing your pet has ever done over absolutely nothing?
I’m talking Oscar-worthy performance because you… moved a pillow.
I’m talking Oscar-worthy performance because you… moved a pillow.
Sunday roll call:
Who woke you up the earliest and for what reason?
“Just because” counts as a reason.
Who woke you up the earliest and for what reason?
“Just because” counts as a reason.
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sunday roll call:
Who woke you up the earliest and for what reason?
“Just because” counts as a reason.
Who woke you up the earliest and for what reason?
“Just because” counts as a reason.
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November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Describe your pet’s entire weekend personality as a red flag on a dating app.
I’ll go first: “Will steal your snacks and ghost you for three hours.”
I’ll go first: “Will steal your snacks and ghost you for three hours.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Describe your pet’s entire weekend personality as a red flag on a dating app.
I’ll go first: “Will steal your snacks and ghost you for three hours.”
I’ll go first: “Will steal your snacks and ghost you for three hours.”
It’s Fit Check Friday.
Drop the pic where your pet looks like they’re about to walk into a meeting that easily could’ve been an email.
Drop the pic where your pet looks like they’re about to walk into a meeting that easily could’ve been an email.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s Fit Check Friday.
Drop the pic where your pet looks like they’re about to walk into a meeting that easily could’ve been an email.
Drop the pic where your pet looks like they’re about to walk into a meeting that easily could’ve been an email.
Today’s the day our pets stare directly into our souls while we pretend the turkey “isn’t for them.”
Which one do you live with:
🅐 The Beggar
🅑 The Table Surfer
🅒 The Silent Judge
Bonus points if yours is chaos level D: “already stole something.”
Which one do you live with:
🅐 The Beggar
🅑 The Table Surfer
🅒 The Silent Judge
Bonus points if yours is chaos level D: “already stole something.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Today’s the day our pets stare directly into our souls while we pretend the turkey “isn’t for them.”
Which one do you live with:
🅐 The Beggar
🅑 The Table Surfer
🅒 The Silent Judge
Bonus points if yours is chaos level D: “already stole something.”
Which one do you live with:
🅐 The Beggar
🅑 The Table Surfer
🅒 The Silent Judge
Bonus points if yours is chaos level D: “already stole something.”
One of these dogs is a narc.
One is chaotic good.
One would absolutely steal your sandwich.
Identify them in order.
One is chaotic good.
One would absolutely steal your sandwich.
Identify them in order.
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
One of these dogs is a narc.
One is chaotic good.
One would absolutely steal your sandwich.
Identify them in order.
One is chaotic good.
One would absolutely steal your sandwich.
Identify them in order.
Look at this face and tell me what crime he definitely committed right before this photo was taken.
I’ll start: tax fraud.
I’ll start: tax fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Look at this face and tell me what crime he definitely committed right before this photo was taken.
I’ll start: tax fraud.
I’ll start: tax fraud.
Okay be honest:
Which one of these three is the problem coworker in your imaginary office and why?
I already know my answer but I wanna hear yours.
Which one of these three is the problem coworker in your imaginary office and why?
I already know my answer but I wanna hear yours.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Okay be honest:
Which one of these three is the problem coworker in your imaginary office and why?
I already know my answer but I wanna hear yours.
Which one of these three is the problem coworker in your imaginary office and why?
I already know my answer but I wanna hear yours.