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Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
February 20, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
February 20, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
February 20, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
You broke my heart, John. I did need you. I cared about you. But you took what I gave you and twisted it into something ugly and wrong.
Ugly? Wrong? If you ever loved me, you'd see. What we have now... It's beautiful!
Ugly? Wrong? If you ever loved me, you'd see. What we have now... It's beautiful!
February 20, 2026 at 6:00 AM
You broke my heart, John. I did need you. I cared about you. But you took what I gave you and twisted it into something ugly and wrong.
Ugly? Wrong? If you ever loved me, you'd see. What we have now... It's beautiful!
Ugly? Wrong? If you ever loved me, you'd see. What we have now... It's beautiful!
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
February 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
February 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
February 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me. Though I have to admit she came alot closer than you ever did, puddin'.
February 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me. Though I have to admit she came alot closer than you ever did, puddin'.
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
February 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
February 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
February 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
February 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
February 19, 2026 at 10:00 AM
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
February 19, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
February 19, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
February 19, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
February 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Save me, my dark knight in not-so-shining armor!
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
February 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
February 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
February 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
