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You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
December 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
December 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
December 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
December 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Every time we catch him and allow him to live, he breaks free to kill again. All of this horror and tragedy in the service of your 'code of honor'. Or could it be the great Batman needs his archnemesis in order to feel complete?
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
December 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Little fight in you. I like that-
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
Then you're gonna love me *bat punch*
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
December 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
December 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
...whatever feelings you may have had for John, don't let him use them against you.
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You don't need to say anything, Batsy. I know you need me. And I need you. It's all for you. Every cut. Every terrified scream in the dark. You keep me going. You're who I perform for. You're the reason I smile.
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Joker, listen to me. My friend, my aide.... If I turn into that monster, he won't do what needs to be done. He won't. But you... If I turn into him--
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
Oh, I'll blow your *$@%$#$ head off. Heh.
Heh... Cross your heart?
And hope you die.
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
We laughed because it was absurd--because we are. But you're not laughing any more. Neither am I. It's the same pattern, endlessly repeated. You and I, always at each other's throats. How do we stop?
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Why do you torment me, Batsy? I thought you cared.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
Trust me Joker. I'm trying to help you.
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
December 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
All the people I murdered by letting you live.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.
I never kept count.
I did.
I know. And I love ya for it.