I may be a bit behind but you can’t convince me Selling Sunset is real because what do you mean they’re having a shouting match at a dog funeral?

The only reason that Mitch McConnell is still alive is because his last horcrux is Social Security and Medicare.

We didn't have this many plane crashes when we had DEI

“Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time” is actually a very good offer these days.

My political beliefs are that everyone deserves to be as happy as Kendrick Lamar calling Drake a pedophile during the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

I miss arguing with MAGA freaks a little bit

Can’t believe we’re having 12 consecutive years of Presidents with credible pants shitting rumors.

Me creating a Twitter account in 2009: I hope I win one of these Team Coco t-shirts, Jay Leno sucks.

Me deleting my Twitter account in 2025: Holy shit, there are too many nazis on this website. Jay Leno still sucks.

Deleted my Twitter entirely. Fuck that Nazi app.

I just realized I have block all the annoying lib twitter grifters again

What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism