Thrash Slinging Slasher
@borttneygorbson.bsky.social
PO-TAY-TOES.
Round two custom boots! The fit is…better. Just gotta find some plates small enough to fit them now.
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Round two custom boots! The fit is…better. Just gotta find some plates small enough to fit them now.
I use to think I was fat and shaving my eyebrows off and drawing them on was a good idea. I’m here today to say I was a fool.
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I use to think I was fat and shaving my eyebrows off and drawing them on was a good idea. I’m here today to say I was a fool.
I didn’t expect to find this.
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I didn’t expect to find this.
It’s really hard to do the responsible thing when there are so many barriers and hoops to jump through. It makes saying “fuck it” seem like the only option.
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It’s really hard to do the responsible thing when there are so many barriers and hoops to jump through. It makes saying “fuck it” seem like the only option.
If you need me, I’ll be in my angry dome.
a cartoon of a man in a dome looking out of it
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a dome looking out of it
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December 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If you need me, I’ll be in my angry dome.
Every medical professional I go to just keeps telling me to go to some other medical professional. When does the chain end?? 😩
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Every medical professional I go to just keeps telling me to go to some other medical professional. When does the chain end?? 😩
Finally done with finals, and only one semester to go until I have my LLM and 4 degrees because 3 wasn’t enough for some season.
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Finally done with finals, and only one semester to go until I have my LLM and 4 degrees because 3 wasn’t enough for some season.
I know I put my motivation SOMEWHERE. I just can’t seem to find it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I know I put my motivation SOMEWHERE. I just can’t seem to find it.
FYI: Christopher Lee (yunno, Saruman) has a several heavy metal Christmas songs and they’re all wonderful.
Silent Night
YouTube video by Christopher Lee - Topic
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December 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
FYI: Christopher Lee (yunno, Saruman) has a several heavy metal Christmas songs and they’re all wonderful.
This is how I play video games now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is how I play video games now.
I really gotta stop watering dead plants.
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I really gotta stop watering dead plants.
Apparently I *might* have a malunion or nonunion of my rib fracture. Worst case scenario is surgery (which I won’t do). Here’s hoping the radiologist’s opinion is different and I can get cleared cause unless they wanna rebreak my shit under local it’s staying as is.
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Apparently I *might* have a malunion or nonunion of my rib fracture. Worst case scenario is surgery (which I won’t do). Here’s hoping the radiologist’s opinion is different and I can get cleared cause unless they wanna rebreak my shit under local it’s staying as is.
The credits for the documentary I just watched said the voiceover was done by “Eleven Labs.” I can’t believe they were able to train that many dogs to have the exact same accent and pronunciation. They’ll do anything to not pay a person these days.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The credits for the documentary I just watched said the voiceover was done by “Eleven Labs.” I can’t believe they were able to train that many dogs to have the exact same accent and pronunciation. They’ll do anything to not pay a person these days.
I’m very disappointed the new SpongeBob movie isn’t done in its classic animation style. I’m still gonna go see it, just disapprovingly.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I’m very disappointed the new SpongeBob movie isn’t done in its classic animation style. I’m still gonna go see it, just disapprovingly.
It’s lit.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It’s lit.
Beau from the Mighty Nein is just Korra dressed up as Sokka.
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Beau from the Mighty Nein is just Korra dressed up as Sokka.
It’s that time of year again.
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s that time of year again.
I wish I were finally done with finals. 😤
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I wish I were finally done with finals. 😤
I want to free dive with sharks but I’m also scared to free dive with sharks. This is a pickle.
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I want to free dive with sharks but I’m also scared to free dive with sharks. This is a pickle.
How do I explain to my cats that I need to ration their treats until the roads are better?
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How do I explain to my cats that I need to ration their treats until the roads are better?
I’m so full I don’t want to ever look at food again.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m so full I don’t want to ever look at food again.
Ahhhh I got the internship but now I have to make sure there’s no conflict with my actual job. 🤞
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Ahhhh I got the internship but now I have to make sure there’s no conflict with my actual job. 🤞
Friendly reminder that you aren’t obligated to spend the holidays with your family just because they’re family. They’ll still guilt you about it though.
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Friendly reminder that you aren’t obligated to spend the holidays with your family just because they’re family. They’ll still guilt you about it though.
I am all for RFK Jr. ending animal testing on monkeys, however, I’m not convinced it’s not because he wants all the monkeys for himself.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I am all for RFK Jr. ending animal testing on monkeys, however, I’m not convinced it’s not because he wants all the monkeys for himself.