✨ Emma ✨
@bortneybox.bsky.social
still has a lot of her original strawberry scent
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✨ Emma ✨
@bortneybox.bsky.social
· Feb 2
Hi! I'm Emma, I'm 37, queer and married. Here's some stuff I'm currently into:
✨ Crafts - crochet, x stitch, jewellery making, junk journaling
✨ Manga - Dorohedoro, Berserk, Ranma 1/2, Junji Ito's works
✨ Wrestling (just getting into it, currently only WWE)
✨ Pets
✨ Animal Crossing New Horizons
✨ Crafts - crochet, x stitch, jewellery making, junk journaling
✨ Manga - Dorohedoro, Berserk, Ranma 1/2, Junji Ito's works
✨ Wrestling (just getting into it, currently only WWE)
✨ Pets
✨ Animal Crossing New Horizons
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I've been waiting here for hours... where's the
January 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I've been waiting here for hours... where's the
things ain't like wot they used to be
January 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
things ain't like wot they used to be
I mean of course. I think the only reason I'm not the number one purchaser of it is because I shop between a couple of different stores.
January 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I mean of course. I think the only reason I'm not the number one purchaser of it is because I shop between a couple of different stores.
Is it weird to read the Neon Genesis Evangelion manga if I've never seen the anime?
Strange that I wouldn't question if watching an anime before reading the source manga is weird, I'd just be fine with it. 🤷♀️ Brains are weird, innit?
Strange that I wouldn't question if watching an anime before reading the source manga is weird, I'd just be fine with it. 🤷♀️ Brains are weird, innit?
January 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Is it weird to read the Neon Genesis Evangelion manga if I've never seen the anime?
Strange that I wouldn't question if watching an anime before reading the source manga is weird, I'd just be fine with it. 🤷♀️ Brains are weird, innit?
Strange that I wouldn't question if watching an anime before reading the source manga is weird, I'd just be fine with it. 🤷♀️ Brains are weird, innit?
"fun" fact: if you leave this type of freezer bag in a plastic box for several years, it will become extremely stinky, and will permeate everything else in that box with it's plastic stank.
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
"fun" fact: if you leave this type of freezer bag in a plastic box for several years, it will become extremely stinky, and will permeate everything else in that box with it's plastic stank.
What time is it?
I stitched this patch back in...2014ish? But I never finished stitching the edges. I came across it while (slowly, gradually) organising my craft supplies and decided that it was the perfect procrastination project. Now it's ready to go on my denim jacket.
I stitched this patch back in...2014ish? But I never finished stitching the edges. I came across it while (slowly, gradually) organising my craft supplies and decided that it was the perfect procrastination project. Now it's ready to go on my denim jacket.
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
What time is it?
I stitched this patch back in...2014ish? But I never finished stitching the edges. I came across it while (slowly, gradually) organising my craft supplies and decided that it was the perfect procrastination project. Now it's ready to go on my denim jacket.
I stitched this patch back in...2014ish? But I never finished stitching the edges. I came across it while (slowly, gradually) organising my craft supplies and decided that it was the perfect procrastination project. Now it's ready to go on my denim jacket.
She also wants to preach to you about "fresh breakfast". All food is fresh breakfast. Especially crisps, which she can sense much like a human toddler.
This perpetual flying toddler wishes to tell you "good girl nice kisses"
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
She also wants to preach to you about "fresh breakfast". All food is fresh breakfast. Especially crisps, which she can sense much like a human toddler.
Starting the new year right. Just bought a Victoria sponge cake 🍰
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Starting the new year right. Just bought a Victoria sponge cake 🍰
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Thanks to everyone who helped with Quantum Witch and enjoyed playing it in 2025!
January 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Thanks to everyone who helped with Quantum Witch and enjoyed playing it in 2025!
In the ocean
The mighty ocean
The mighty ocean
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
In the ocean
The mighty ocean
The mighty ocean
What are people who live in mansions doing with all those rooms? Why do you need so many rooms? It's too many rooms.
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
What are people who live in mansions doing with all those rooms? Why do you need so many rooms? It's too many rooms.
Downloaded Pokémon Go on a whim today. Last mon caught was in 2018!! That can't be right‽ Time is a son of a bitch.
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Downloaded Pokémon Go on a whim today. Last mon caught was in 2018!! That can't be right‽ Time is a son of a bitch.
It's a man's pants!
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's a man's pants!
I feel like I wouldn't mind Christmas if it wasn't shoved in your fucking face so much.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG DAY? BUY SOME UNNECESSARY SHIT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE! GET FESTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU NEED SOME CHEAP SHITTY DECORATIONS THAT WILL BE UNFASHIONABLE NEXT YEAR!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG DAY? BUY SOME UNNECESSARY SHIT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE! GET FESTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU NEED SOME CHEAP SHITTY DECORATIONS THAT WILL BE UNFASHIONABLE NEXT YEAR!
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I feel like I wouldn't mind Christmas if it wasn't shoved in your fucking face so much.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG DAY? BUY SOME UNNECESSARY SHIT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE! GET FESTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU NEED SOME CHEAP SHITTY DECORATIONS THAT WILL BE UNFASHIONABLE NEXT YEAR!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG DAY? BUY SOME UNNECESSARY SHIT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE! GET FESTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU NEED SOME CHEAP SHITTY DECORATIONS THAT WILL BE UNFASHIONABLE NEXT YEAR!
Normalise not leaving the house during December
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Normalise not leaving the house during December
What's the funniest word you can think of?
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
What's the funniest word you can think of?
Today in anxiety triggers - taking the car to the hand car wash 😬
September 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Today in anxiety triggers - taking the car to the hand car wash 😬
CHRISTMAS ITEMS ARE STOCKED FROM SEPTEMBER EVERY SINGLE YEAR. THIS IS NOT A NEW THING. WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?
September 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
CHRISTMAS ITEMS ARE STOCKED FROM SEPTEMBER EVERY SINGLE YEAR. THIS IS NOT A NEW THING. WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?
Happy first day of Autumn folks!
September 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Happy first day of Autumn folks!
Just finished watching Speak No Evil. Fucking hell. I think that's the best, most unnerving and frankly horrifying horror I've ever seen. Wow.
August 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just finished watching Speak No Evil. Fucking hell. I think that's the best, most unnerving and frankly horrifying horror I've ever seen. Wow.
I hope the previous owners of our house always over or under brew their tea. I swear the reason they sold is because they didn't want to deal with the absolute mess they knew it would be to redecorate.
August 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I hope the previous owners of our house always over or under brew their tea. I swear the reason they sold is because they didn't want to deal with the absolute mess they knew it would be to redecorate.
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@mrbiffo.bsky.social Rare footage of the big man himself.
RIP Bronk. If only you'd had medical insurance.
RIP Bronk. If only you'd had medical insurance.
August 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@mrbiffo.bsky.social Rare footage of the big man himself.
RIP Bronk. If only you'd had medical insurance.
RIP Bronk. If only you'd had medical insurance.
This week I've watched When Evil Lurks and Terrified. Here's hoping Demian Rugna graces us with more work soon, I very much enjoyed both.
August 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This week I've watched When Evil Lurks and Terrified. Here's hoping Demian Rugna graces us with more work soon, I very much enjoyed both.