Mark Darnborough
@bornlucky.bsky.social
Upbeat miserabilist. Prone to talking twaddle. Denizen of London. Norf London.
Breaking dream news:
Last night I cooked a mushroom omelette for R.E.M.
Michael Stipe provided the chanterelles.
I'll keep you updated.
Last night I cooked a mushroom omelette for R.E.M.
Michael Stipe provided the chanterelles.
I'll keep you updated.
March 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Breaking dream news:
Last night I cooked a mushroom omelette for R.E.M.
Michael Stipe provided the chanterelles.
I'll keep you updated.
Last night I cooked a mushroom omelette for R.E.M.
Michael Stipe provided the chanterelles.
I'll keep you updated.
Albert responds to the cat-signal.
January 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Albert responds to the cat-signal.
Albert, pictured in his larval stage.
January 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Albert, pictured in his larval stage.
Word for today:
Rectumorphosis.
Noun. The change in expression when taking a shower, a midle-aged heterosexual man directs a jet of hot water at his anus.
Rectumorphosis.
Noun. The change in expression when taking a shower, a midle-aged heterosexual man directs a jet of hot water at his anus.
December 31, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Word for today:
Rectumorphosis.
Noun. The change in expression when taking a shower, a midle-aged heterosexual man directs a jet of hot water at his anus.
Rectumorphosis.
Noun. The change in expression when taking a shower, a midle-aged heterosexual man directs a jet of hot water at his anus.
Not only do I not like Wallace and Grommit, I have also never watched a single episode of Gavin and Stacey.
I may as well burn my passport.
I may as well burn my passport.
December 24, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Not only do I not like Wallace and Grommit, I have also never watched a single episode of Gavin and Stacey.
I may as well burn my passport.
I may as well burn my passport.
Albert is already bored of the Christmas telly.
December 20, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Albert is already bored of the Christmas telly.
Albert appears to have driven the sink into the wall at 60mph.
Miraculously, no casualties.
Miraculously, no casualties.
December 18, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Albert appears to have driven the sink into the wall at 60mph.
Miraculously, no casualties.
Miraculously, no casualties.
Green? Supergreen.
December 16, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Green? Supergreen.
Busy busy busy.
December 12, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Busy busy busy.
Either I've suddenly become fascinating to buxom young American women, or there is some fairly blatant bot action going on round here.
HI GIRLS!!!!
HI GIRLS!!!!
December 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Either I've suddenly become fascinating to buxom young American women, or there is some fairly blatant bot action going on round here.
HI GIRLS!!!!
HI GIRLS!!!!
His graciousness at rest.
December 9, 2024 at 5:59 PM
His graciousness at rest.
Christmassy vibe
December 8, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Christmassy vibe
Pre-prepping for Christmas Dinner is not going well.
I'm not sure i want to be known as the man who put the grey into gravy.
I'm not sure i want to be known as the man who put the grey into gravy.
December 8, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Pre-prepping for Christmas Dinner is not going well.
I'm not sure i want to be known as the man who put the grey into gravy.
I'm not sure i want to be known as the man who put the grey into gravy.
So, presently, dear old Spurs take on the vile Chelsea in horizontal rain on a bleak winter's evening.
As a loyal season ticket holder of thirty-plus years, I shall be taking my place in the IKEA stand, with a slice of stollen,a nice cup of tea and a phlegmatic attitude.
Antiques roadshow can wait.
As a loyal season ticket holder of thirty-plus years, I shall be taking my place in the IKEA stand, with a slice of stollen,a nice cup of tea and a phlegmatic attitude.
Antiques roadshow can wait.
December 8, 2024 at 10:48 AM
So, presently, dear old Spurs take on the vile Chelsea in horizontal rain on a bleak winter's evening.
As a loyal season ticket holder of thirty-plus years, I shall be taking my place in the IKEA stand, with a slice of stollen,a nice cup of tea and a phlegmatic attitude.
Antiques roadshow can wait.
As a loyal season ticket holder of thirty-plus years, I shall be taking my place in the IKEA stand, with a slice of stollen,a nice cup of tea and a phlegmatic attitude.
Antiques roadshow can wait.
The builders watch silently as the mother crane lowers her newly hatched cranelet into position.
December 4, 2024 at 8:46 AM
The builders watch silently as the mother crane lowers her newly hatched cranelet into position.
I require significantly more of what we're funkin' for.
December 1, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I require significantly more of what we're funkin' for.
The remains of the day.
December 1, 2024 at 3:36 PM
The remains of the day.
Ever helpful, Albert suggests a new pose for the morning stretches routine. He is, of course, not in the way at all. No Siree.
November 28, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Ever helpful, Albert suggests a new pose for the morning stretches routine. He is, of course, not in the way at all. No Siree.
Just back from the gym. Some of the chaps attention-seeking outfits are simply absurd. One bloke, with baseball cap under a hoodie, earphones and workbooks, was doing handstands as I walked by. Idiot slipped and knocked off my Stetson. Left a dirty great boot print on my Lederhosen, too. FFS.
November 27, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Just back from the gym. Some of the chaps attention-seeking outfits are simply absurd. One bloke, with baseball cap under a hoodie, earphones and workbooks, was doing handstands as I walked by. Idiot slipped and knocked off my Stetson. Left a dirty great boot print on my Lederhosen, too. FFS.
Went to see the superb Julian Lage last night at the Cadogan Hall. He did a solo acoustic set that beggared belief. Some truly draw-jopping music.
Shout out for The Antelope, too. A decent boozer thriving in an achingly posh part of London.
Shout out for The Antelope, too. A decent boozer thriving in an achingly posh part of London.
November 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Went to see the superb Julian Lage last night at the Cadogan Hall. He did a solo acoustic set that beggared belief. Some truly draw-jopping music.
Shout out for The Antelope, too. A decent boozer thriving in an achingly posh part of London.
Shout out for The Antelope, too. A decent boozer thriving in an achingly posh part of London.
The lesser-spotted Coudhawk.
November 21, 2024 at 8:53 AM
The lesser-spotted Coudhawk.
Albert and his girlfriend have had a row.
November 20, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Albert and his girlfriend have had a row.
I've been listening to a lot of Classic FM recently, and all I can say is that bloody Lark must have reached Jupiter by now.
November 17, 2024 at 11:50 AM
I've been listening to a lot of Classic FM recently, and all I can say is that bloody Lark must have reached Jupiter by now.