Bob Morrissey
@boringoldbob.bsky.social
I do wonderful gay standup about my war experiences twenty years ago. I like gay sex, thriller books, cool art, and good vibes.
I feel like somewhere along the way I got shadow banned for being too boring.
August 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I feel like somewhere along the way I got shadow banned for being too boring.
I have faith in what I believe life is supposed to be.
July 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have faith in what I believe life is supposed to be.
We pay for things because we pay for things, and not because they’re worth it.
July 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We pay for things because we pay for things, and not because they’re worth it.
Soup Blooded \ Check It & See
July 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Soup Blooded \ Check It & See
Home Alone: Die or Die Trying
July 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Home Alone: Die or Die Trying
Dreamt I saw myself on video dancing badly on stage and suddenly understood why nothing ever goes right for me when I want it too much…
June 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dreamt I saw myself on video dancing badly on stage and suddenly understood why nothing ever goes right for me when I want it too much…
Only good thing going on in life is weed. Makes up for everything.
June 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Only good thing going on in life is weed. Makes up for everything.
I love pothole. Good for car.
June 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I love pothole. Good for car.
At this point I would be open to being eaten by zombies.
June 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
At this point I would be open to being eaten by zombies.
I love cock (but I don’t like talking to people).
May 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I love cock (but I don’t like talking to people).
Hell hath no fury like the idiot who thinks he knows something.
May 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hell hath no fury like the idiot who thinks he knows something.
Most honesty is actually very boring.
May 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Most honesty is actually very boring.
You ever get the feeling like some people never wanna be honest with you even though they say they do?
May 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You ever get the feeling like some people never wanna be honest with you even though they say they do?
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It’s the same photo:
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It’s the same photo:
If you believe some lives are inherently disposable, then you should not be popular. In a better world, a person who values no life aside from his own would not be president. In this world, our president is a Batman villain.
April 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If you believe some lives are inherently disposable, then you should not be popular. In a better world, a person who values no life aside from his own would not be president. In this world, our president is a Batman villain.
Reposted by Bob Morrissey
100 DAYS...of lying, grifting, lawbreaking, division, incompetence, ignorance, illegal deportations, self-aggrandizement, vulgarity, self-pity, cruelty, ignoring the Supreme Court & due process while attacking: the Media, Universities, Law Firms, the Courts & Journalists.
1362 Days to go...
1362 Days to go...
April 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
100 DAYS...of lying, grifting, lawbreaking, division, incompetence, ignorance, illegal deportations, self-aggrandizement, vulgarity, self-pity, cruelty, ignoring the Supreme Court & due process while attacking: the Media, Universities, Law Firms, the Courts & Journalists.
1362 Days to go...
1362 Days to go...
I just fell down on my butt
April 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I just fell down on my butt
Democracy-eeeze Nutz
April 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Democracy-eeeze Nutz
They’re gonna make it DEI to mourn anyone killed by the government or ruined by the economy (in this economy).
April 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
They’re gonna make it DEI to mourn anyone killed by the government or ruined by the economy (in this economy).
Don’t bring a yearbook to a gunfight.
April 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Don’t bring a yearbook to a gunfight.
Wish I could stop thinking about opinion polls for the rest of my life. That’d be good. The polls themselves were the sabotage that finally worked to put down the usa’s feeble ass democracy?
April 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Wish I could stop thinking about opinion polls for the rest of my life. That’d be good. The polls themselves were the sabotage that finally worked to put down the usa’s feeble ass democracy?
Don’t ever wanna get so confused I can’t be angry anymore.
April 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Don’t ever wanna get so confused I can’t be angry anymore.
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Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
April 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.
So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory
I wanna swim around in someone else’s identity. Be another person completely. Watch the world through another person’s brain, and then come back to myself. It should be possible.
April 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I wanna swim around in someone else’s identity. Be another person completely. Watch the world through another person’s brain, and then come back to myself. It should be possible.
I don’t mind being stupid.
April 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I don’t mind being stupid.