🦋 Coley Kay 🦋
boredsouthpaw.bsky.social
🦋 Coley Kay 🦋
@boredsouthpaw.bsky.social
Born with congenital hypothyroidism, formerly known as cretinism and literally never shuts up about it. Yes, I know how annoying I am. Trust me... it's my most endearing feature. You'll get over it.
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For the ones not listening in the back...

"Established genetic techniques to inhibit brain development" means they have, in fact, succeeded in creating AND establishing genetic techniques to inhibit brain development.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Sincerely,

A cretin.

#mit #bodyoids
"Father, into your hands, I command my spirit.
Father, into your hands... Why have your forsaken me?
In your eyes, forsaken me?
In your thoughts, forsaken me?
In your heart, forsaken me?
Trust in my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die."

Do you remember why you call me monster?
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The only reason i have said ANYTHING, at all, is bc i want MY conscience to be clear. Not bc I feel like any of you deserve to know this is why they did these experiments.

Your hatred for the other is how we got here.

What do ppl think I stand to gain from this? bc so far, it's been a lot of 👇
October 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
They can literally give your children cretinism.

And not nearly enough people are upset by that as they should be, considering they've moved on from radiation to whatever tf theyre doing with CRISPR now.
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Imagine finding out as an adult that the hypothyroidism you were born with very likely could have not been from natural causes.

So did they all know they were giving children thyroid issues when scattering all that bs all over the world?

Do you really need me to answer that? Of course they knew.
October 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Apparently no one believes that they would go completely scorched earth on us, like Hollywood hasnt been telling us they would do exactly that to win.

They did it to Japan. WTF makes you think they wouldn't do it to us?
October 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
What happens when a country that spread radiation from sea to shining sea for 50 years finally admits to establishing genetic techniques to inhibit brain development?

...nothing, apparently. Because I seem to be the only one who cares.

www.technologyreview.com/2025/03/25/1...
October 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
TFW you try to reach out for help, but people are always like "dO yOu KnOw HoW iNsAnE yOu SoUnD?"

Like... i found out through an insult (that wasn't actually an insult) in a Disney movie that society thinks I'm a monster because I was born with hypothyroidism.

i'm a little weird, I guess. Idfk.
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
the article doesn't state any specific "genetic techniques," nor does it talk about the bombs. but MIT was one university sanctioned by the government that participated in human radiation experiments during the Cold War.

i have enough evidence where i don't believe that any if it is a coincidence.
October 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The way that people are being completely unserious and are not grasping (or believing) the gravity of what I am trying to say and like... i know you probably haven't learned about what i'm telling you in school, but could i request some critical thinking for five minutes? Please?
October 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Congratulations, America.

I don't think I've ever been more demoralized in my entire life.

But I guess if nothing else, we have demoralization down to a science, don't we?
October 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Why do I feel like i am the only person who read these words and had their blood chilled down to the bone?

Just me? Like... someone tell me i am not being alarmist here.
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
For the ones not listening in the back...

"Established genetic techniques to inhibit brain development" means they have, in fact, succeeded in creating AND establishing genetic techniques to inhibit brain development.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Sincerely,

A cretin.

#mit #bodyoids
October 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if they paired the word "established" with "genetic techniques to inhibit brain development," that means they already succeeded in establishing genetic techniques to inhibit brain development.

What do I know? 🤷‍♀️ I'm just a cretin & also their living proof.
October 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The United States: An Autobiography
September 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
what happens when you can take an illness that causes severe and preventable intellectual disabilities in children, & put it in the hands of a country with a hard-on for human subjugation?

Bc guess who found out that they just have to give an unborn fetus hypothyroidism... & they know how to do it?
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The power of Christ does not, in fact, compel me... despite the outdated medical term for me literally coming from the Latin word for "Christian."

It's now outdated bc chucklefvcks like this guy use the term to abuse people with.

#monstersinc #cretinism #congenitalhypothyroidism #mikewazowski
September 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
What did people with #congenitalhypothyroidism ever do to you to deserve to be known as monsters?

I love how Monsters, Inc & a TLC documentary on non therapeutic human experimentation was how I got introduced to what I was born with.

#mikewazowski #monstersinc #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #cretinism
September 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Fox News really said with their whole chest, "eugenics is cool, kids!"

Read: Brian Kilmeade, Lawrence Jones and Ainsley Earheart really said they want to round homeless people off the streets and literally m*rder them because they "won't cooperate."

#foxnews #briankilmeade #ainsleyearheart
September 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Happy 80th anniversary to the Trinity Test. July 16, 1945.

God bless America.

(in case it's not clear... that was entirely sarcasm. No one should be celebrating this)

#Meme #MemeCut #CapCut #bobsburgermeme #bobsburgersclips #trinitytest #trinityanniversary #americaslegacy
July 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
#JohnCusack uses the terms #cretinism and #cretins as insults more than Ben Shapiro.

Never forget how strong the ableism on the left is.
July 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I have seen 2 people in the past week drop the r-slur on my timeline.

Really? Again? Did we learn nothing from the 90's? Did we all not learn at some point that eugenics is bad?
July 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Happy birthday to our big, beautiful, Commander in Thief.🎂 🥳🎉🎂
June 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Propaganda i'm not falling for as a person with congenital hypothyroidism:

Harvard is one of the good guys because they prevented Trump from doing whatever tf he wants to do, when *I* know exactly how it's the leopards trying to eat your face.
May 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I don't like the look of this 🫠🫠🫠
April 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM