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Bored Jake
@boredjake.bsky.social
He/him, bi SWer- Making ends meet with Uber and Lewds
Tumblr user, real dad, neurodivergent, Obstinate!
$nichenerd
MintMobile: http://fbuy.me/uTslQ
OF: https://onlyfans.com/bearish-nerd-dad
Deleted the Fansly
Happy #fcf
Video going up on OF tomorrow 💦
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
As the Interested Party, you have to learn how to carry and further the conversation, because I don't know you and have no vested interest in carrying on until given a reason.
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Pretty sure I know what's supposed to happen next
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Salad all day tomorrow. Please, let me have a salad 😭🤢
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Du Quoin Fair Grounds
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Quote of the day: Alright, drain's attached. Now all I gotta do is clean up all this blood... #qotd
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm tired of needing to be clever and make do 😠

(About many things, but most immediately, the pipe connectors not fitting through the holes of the sink cabinet)
December 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"We're really in it now, reciprocating saw" feat. Busted Pipes
December 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sometimes, family is just really shitty...
(and it helps to vaguepost)
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I miss the way I used to feel about Christmas
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Mom's flying in today, so I cut my hair and made chocolate chip pumpkin muffins from an untested recipe 😬😋
Bonus kitties 😸 😼
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
YouTube is probably the only thing I'll have insights/review on, so here are some highlights. And the award is something that probably did happen this year 😂
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Pipes are frozen. Nice.
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's the time of year to say stupid shit like, "Is this my box of boxes? No, ugh. Maybe it was a bag of boxes... Is this it? No, this is my bag of bags! 😡" 🤣☃️🎄
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Turkey.
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Coming across too many dog whistles on OF today 😒
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
When he wakes up from that birthday flu shot nap
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Obligatory dressing room pic
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Men of a certain age thread. 40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It should be illegal for something new to hurt after you've already taken the pain reliever 💊💊
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
A late #mcm
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Should Dick just resign? Special election to replace? It's bad enough having to put up with Mike Bost 🤢🤮
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM