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Boop (bacon)
@boopig.bsky.social
UK / A lil pig partying its way across the universe

they/it/she, queer, poly

Filth, nastiness and love, the sweaty and romantic kind

Increasingly pierced & inked, on a journey fuelled by estrogen and stimulants.

Pigsters with Porkchop, bacon to Boss.
Pinned
This is your weekly reminder to shave you pigs, aggressively.

Love you @porkchop.farm
No Bangface for the sickly boop, but healing and self care.

Might need it, for sure
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Cunt
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Remembering places in London based on the particularly difficult events that were associated with your last being there is a thing.

"Oh the last time I went to that butcher is when a friend was 'very unhappy' and I spent 3 hrs on buses to check in"
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This event has a quiet room and I'm glad for it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I don't normally get up at these kinds of times and oh dog I think I might explode.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
"I've gotten pretty good at falling down stairs"

I'm not sure I should be as proud of this as I was being.

Still, it's a skill.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Be queer and naked and fuck anyone who disagrees.

This moment brought to you by a window of self body positivity and a warm bath <3
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Friends lube up friends
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Today is the first day I haven't felt my brain and digestion is full of angry slugs.

Still weak but dog, getting I'll sucks. And what will I do with my newfound power?

Wash my bedsheets and clothes because I'm a Functional Human™

And then maybe nap some more.
Honk mimimimi
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Sometimes the boop is a sadistic lil bitch.

Especially when the pup reacts in such cute little whimpers and begs for more.

🍑: @ooska.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yes but piss
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Oh won't you look at the time
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Puppy went for a ✊ and horsey ride.

Then laid there fisting itself while exclaiming, "I'm so loose!!"

Happy wag.

Pig did good.
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The hole has it's septum stretched out. And it's hole.

But that's later

🕳️: @bambooped.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Round one is a go go.

Looks good in black.
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Stretch out your friends holes for fun and profit?
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Going into the weekend after finally catching up on my sleep defecit
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Reposted by Boop (bacon)
One can of sprite was all it took,
Opened after being thoughtlessly shook,
To soak the pig with its fizzy load,
And make her strip off aside the road.

But standing there, cold and wet,
Her shame was not quite over yet,
For there is one fact you shouldn't miss:
The piggy wishes it was piss!
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just got back into my car after Tuesday's soda geyser.

Here it is, that fateful sprite.
Lying in wait, to soak, to spite.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Coming up this month:

Pup stuff
Party stuff
Sex stuff
Bangface
Animalz
Pig / party / sex stuff
Slightly less stimulants than last month, maybe?

Oh no.

Oh yes.
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
December needs to be a chill one, my birthday and that Jesus guys birthday and lots of sleep.

It's has been decreed.

And maybe some beatings? (Pretty please?)
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Do t forget to drink your sludge kids
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That moment when two (or more) inventive sadists are collaborating on scenes behind your back.

Terror.

Horny.

Horny terror.
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Bend my body into weird shapes because it entertains you and makes me suffer?

📷: @callmeryan.top
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Classic boop moment:

Dropped a can in the car, opened it anyway, cue geyser, soaking my clothes.

Pull over on the m25 to strip and change at the side of the road, dry off the car seat, get back to driving.

"I think I would have rather pissed my pants"

Yes that's the most normal thought there.
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 AM