you can do it first but i can do it with more deep rooted shame and hatred for myself

saw a headline mentioning a 27-year-old “woman”… ew. that’s a child

i need everyone on here to be so much funnier i don’t want to start stealing tweets but i will if i have to

i can’t believe life gave me a third chance to be twitter famous and i’m already blowing it

u ever think about how when u were born, for a split second, u wore ur mom like a pair of shoes

where are all the shitposts my feed is just embroidery and NASA images

like for a rate && a tbh