Bonserburger
@bonserbuger.bsky.social
I’m so sick of seeing surranne jones and eve miles being wheeled out to represent women of our age. We’re not dewy skinned and our hair isn’t perfectly coiled. We’re menoupausal, we want to kill everyone. We look like shit, miss our kids and struggle to take a fucking shower.
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m so sick of seeing surranne jones and eve miles being wheeled out to represent women of our age. We’re not dewy skinned and our hair isn’t perfectly coiled. We’re menoupausal, we want to kill everyone. We look like shit, miss our kids and struggle to take a fucking shower.
I’ve had the best day today, because our Poundland has had a last minute respite from closing down and I really need to get a life.
September 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’ve had the best day today, because our Poundland has had a last minute respite from closing down and I really need to get a life.
I’ve badgered the council and my local mp (who it turns out has been in parliament all day battling for help for our moorland wildfires) they’ve said that you can’t put flags on their lampposts and they’re getting removed. Hurrah!
September 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’ve badgered the council and my local mp (who it turns out has been in parliament all day battling for help for our moorland wildfires) they’ve said that you can’t put flags on their lampposts and they’re getting removed. Hurrah!
I thought today would be quieter in Whitby now the summer holidays are over, but it was just a sea of old biddies, bumbling about without a clue what’s happening. And they’re chuffing worse. At least kids can walk in a straight line and have someone to steer them.
September 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I thought today would be quieter in Whitby now the summer holidays are over, but it was just a sea of old biddies, bumbling about without a clue what’s happening. And they’re chuffing worse. At least kids can walk in a straight line and have someone to steer them.
I really enjoyed Bodkin on Netflix. Not seat of your pants stuff, but far better than the usual Ron-com nonsense. It’s witty and let’s face it, Ireland 😍
August 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I really enjoyed Bodkin on Netflix. Not seat of your pants stuff, but far better than the usual Ron-com nonsense. It’s witty and let’s face it, Ireland 😍
I forgot it was half term, so work was batshit today and I was so tired when I got home, I thought re-watching Twin peaks was a good idea! It’s still genius and I don’t regret it.
May 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I forgot it was half term, so work was batshit today and I was so tired when I got home, I thought re-watching Twin peaks was a good idea! It’s still genius and I don’t regret it.
Might do a pretty woman montage.
May 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Might do a pretty woman montage.
I’ve got 2 pairs of leggings, one pair of jeans and 4 tops that I rotate. I can pop out a dress if the temperature goes above 23 degrees
May 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ve got 2 pairs of leggings, one pair of jeans and 4 tops that I rotate. I can pop out a dress if the temperature goes above 23 degrees
I’m talking Joan Collins level. I don’t even want to go out, I’m going to spend 6 days in her fancy cupboard (minus travelling time)
May 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’m talking Joan Collins level. I don’t even want to go out, I’m going to spend 6 days in her fancy cupboard (minus travelling time)
I was freaking out about going to see my best mate in Aberdeen for 8 days cos I’ve got no clothes that fit. She showed me her walk in wardrobe, so now I’m just going to put a toothbrush in my handbag and leave.
May 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I was freaking out about going to see my best mate in Aberdeen for 8 days cos I’ve got no clothes that fit. She showed me her walk in wardrobe, so now I’m just going to put a toothbrush in my handbag and leave.
My seagull now has 1,500 likes on Facebook. That’s more than I’ve ever received for any tweet I’ve sent in 15 years, Or any post I’ve ever made. Who knew all I’d have to do is love and feed a disabled seagull for 6 years, then post 1 photo of him on The seagull appreciation society ❤️
April 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My seagull now has 1,500 likes on Facebook. That’s more than I’ve ever received for any tweet I’ve sent in 15 years, Or any post I’ve ever made. Who knew all I’d have to do is love and feed a disabled seagull for 6 years, then post 1 photo of him on The seagull appreciation society ❤️
Just bloody age. Christ on a bike.
April 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just bloody age. Christ on a bike.
My old school friend David came into the shop today, I was reading and he stood behind me and said “Excuse me?” So I turned and said very loudly “OH FUCK ME!”. In my defence I haven’t seen him for 30 years and he still looks exactly the fucking same! How do you men do it? It’s weird and upsetting.
April 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My old school friend David came into the shop today, I was reading and he stood behind me and said “Excuse me?” So I turned and said very loudly “OH FUCK ME!”. In my defence I haven’t seen him for 30 years and he still looks exactly the fucking same! How do you men do it? It’s weird and upsetting.
I have had a seagull called Robert for 6 years. He sees me, shouts at me in his brilliant voice and I give him his mealworms. Every morning. And he comes down just before I shut at 4pm.
April 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have had a seagull called Robert for 6 years. He sees me, shouts at me in his brilliant voice and I give him his mealworms. Every morning. And he comes down just before I shut at 4pm.
In tears at a trans lady crying tonight. Imagine having your identity as a person ripped away from you by people that don’t know you, or your story. I’m absolutely livid. So what can we do? How can we help? I need to do something but I don’t know how x
April 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In tears at a trans lady crying tonight. Imagine having your identity as a person ripped away from you by people that don’t know you, or your story. I’m absolutely livid. So what can we do? How can we help? I need to do something but I don’t know how x
@freebiebean.bsky.social Hello gorgeous xx
April 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@freebiebean.bsky.social Hello gorgeous xx
Every day this week a man and his toddler have come into the shop. Every time the little lamb in his buggy has pointed at me and shouted “Grandma”! Me and dad laugh and move on, but I really want to ask why he thinks I’m his granny 🤷🏻♀️
April 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Every day this week a man and his toddler have come into the shop. Every time the little lamb in his buggy has pointed at me and shouted “Grandma”! Me and dad laugh and move on, but I really want to ask why he thinks I’m his granny 🤷🏻♀️
Lived in worse places.
April 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Lived in worse places.
My 2yo godson has chicken pox and his mum rang me earlier, absolutely beside her self (first timer). I turned up with oats, calpol, apple cider vinegar, calamine lotion, lucozade and ice cream. She doesn’t really have a mum, so it made me sad for her about all the little things my mum showed me ❤️
April 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My 2yo godson has chicken pox and his mum rang me earlier, absolutely beside her self (first timer). I turned up with oats, calpol, apple cider vinegar, calamine lotion, lucozade and ice cream. She doesn’t really have a mum, so it made me sad for her about all the little things my mum showed me ❤️
Good lord, what a lovely night I’ve had ❤️ My menopausal brain will only let me remember half of you, so please add me, I miss my old twitter friends xxxx
April 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Good lord, what a lovely night I’ve had ❤️ My menopausal brain will only let me remember half of you, so please add me, I miss my old twitter friends xxxx
@thebeercolonel.bsky.social Hello my love ❤️ xxx
April 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
@thebeercolonel.bsky.social Hello my love ❤️ xxx
@andymcgregor.bsky.social Thank you love! After your recommendation all my twitter pals popped up ❤️ I’m so happy tonight, because of you xx
April 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@andymcgregor.bsky.social Thank you love! After your recommendation all my twitter pals popped up ❤️ I’m so happy tonight, because of you xx
I know this is what you’ve all missed really ❤️
April 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I know this is what you’ve all missed really ❤️