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persian (unfortunately not a cat). he/him. just doing my best
does anyone in boystown know which restaurants use those delivery robots
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
just shoveled for the first time of the season 💪🏽
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
it’s heated toilet seat season!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i might not be able to see shit but i refuse to draw the curtains by my desk
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Sitting to down eat and who decides to join me at the table if not the Soup Coveter himself?
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
nancy pelosi GOAT
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
clap if you think staten island should suffer
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
mamdani is gonna be so hot in a decade
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE FOR REAL POP MUSIC open.spotify.com/album/6SSSF9...
Kiss
open.spotify.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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"Western tourist in Japan"

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November 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i feel like the defining thing of being an adult is having a lot of sauces at your disposal
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
found my purchase
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
today feels like a good day to spend a lot of money on random shit. what should i buy
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Illinois will effectively eliminate parking minimum requirements in ~all of Chicago and much of its suburbs thanks to the transit funding bill that passed last night.
Also contains parking reform! This is a preliminary map of Chicagoland based on the People Over Parking Act provision.

It would also apply downstate though!
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
does everyone keep a couple snacks in their nightstand or am i just a little greedy
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
japan going to war with bears?!?!?! divas down
More than 100 people in Japan have been injured by bears this year, and 11 have died, a record. Now the government is preparing to dispatch the military to one hard-hit area to help deal with the problem.
Japan Plans to Send Troops to Help Stop Bear Attacks
With the number of people killed by bears reaching a record nationwide, the defense ministry is preparing to send the military to one badly hit area to set traps.
nyti.ms
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i’ve decided i am hot because i consistently pull hot guys and that’s really all hotness requires
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
this past year, i have apparently sent 767 emails. in 2022, i sent 4,046 emails. i like my current role :)
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I actually do want the next president to appoint someone like Stephen Miller, except I want it to be Bill Kristol, and I want his monomaniacal obsession to be destroying Trump’s legacy and prosecuting everyone in the administration.
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM