𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙋𝘼𝙋𝙔𝙍𝙐𝙎 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗗𝗢 . .
𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝙀 𝙄𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐!
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ ᨒ↟ 𖠰
𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗢 𝙎𝙆𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙎
𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙏!
𝙀𝙓𝘾𝙀𝙋𝙏 𝙈𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙎.
𝗕𝗨𝗧, 𝙃𝙀𝙔 ! ! !
𝗜 𝗪𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙐𝙋!
𝗜 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙐𝙋!
𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙊𝙉𝙀
𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗨𝗣 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙐𝙋!
𝗕𝗨𝗧, 𝙃𝙀𝙔 ! ! !
𝗜 𝗪𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙐𝙋!
𝗜 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙐𝙋!
𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙊𝙉𝙀
𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗨𝗣 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙐𝙋!
WHAT ? ! SINCE WHEN WAS IT MY –
[ SQUINT. ]
. . I THOUGHT THERE WAS ALREADY ONE THIS MONTH? HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED?
Love, it's your turn to attend the parent and teacher conference.
( I'm NOT getting into it with Helen again... )
WHAT ? ! SINCE WHEN WAS IT MY –
[ SQUINT. ]
. . I THOUGHT THERE WAS ALREADY ONE THIS MONTH? HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED?
𝗠𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆
𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹.
𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚
'𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁
𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚!
𝗠𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙮, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆
𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹.
𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚
'𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁
𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚!
THE BRIGHT SEAS, THE SUNNY SKIES, THE STREETS LITTERED WITH FELLOW BROOKLYN TRUTHERS . . ONLY THE PUREST OF THE PURE MAY STEP A FOOT INSIDE OF IT.
THE BRIGHT SEAS, THE SUNNY SKIES, THE STREETS LITTERED WITH FELLOW BROOKLYN TRUTHERS . . ONLY THE PUREST OF THE PURE MAY STEP A FOOT INSIDE OF IT.
THEY'RE MITOSIS'ING!
FASCINATING! )
THEY'RE MITOSIS'ING!
FASCINATING! )
𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙩,
𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝙮𝙤𝙪.
𝘿𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝗳𝘂𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼
𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪.
𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙩,
𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝙮𝙤𝙪.
𝘿𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝗳𝘂𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼
𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪.
THEY SHALL CALL ME POPULAR! PRESTIGIOUS! PRAISEWORTHY!
. . PERKY ! !
THEY SHALL CALL ME POPULAR! PRESTIGIOUS! PRAISEWORTHY!
. . PERKY ! !
𝗜 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙯𝙚𝙣
𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝗰𝗲
𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨.
𝗜 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙯𝙚𝙣
𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙬𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝗰𝗲
𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨.
* 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗸𝗶𝗱.
* 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝟯𝟬𝗴 𝘁𝗼
𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙.
* 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗸𝗶𝗱.
* 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝟯𝟬𝗴 𝘁𝗼
𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙.
– AHEH, WELL, [ COMICALLY ADJUSTING A NON - EXISTENT SHIRT COLLAR, ] OF COURSE YOU'D WANT TO BE HEARD, WHEN IT COMES TO SPREADING THE NEWS ABOUT SOMEONE LIKE ME!
YES, I SHALL GRACE THE WORLD WITH UTTER BEAUTY!
– AHEH, WELL, [ COMICALLY ADJUSTING A NON - EXISTENT SHIRT COLLAR, ] OF COURSE YOU'D WANT TO BE HEARD, WHEN IT COMES TO SPREADING THE NEWS ABOUT SOMEONE LIKE ME!
YES, I SHALL GRACE THE WORLD WITH UTTER BEAUTY!
YES, I SHALL GRACE THE WORLD WITH UTTER BEAUTY!
I love him.
[ Immediately, he's lifting them into the air, sockets crinkling as he beams up at them. He can practically feel their SOUL singing, causing his own to flutter! ]
I'D HAPPILY WAIT A MILLION AGES TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
THOUGH, TO BE HONEST, I WOULD PREFER TO SEE YOU WITHOUT THE
How are you? I hope my work isn't taking me away from you! 💧
( THAT WAS A VERY LONG GASP BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU, )
RONNIE! STARSHINE! BELOVED! MY BOWL OF DINO EGG OATMEAL!
[ Immediately, he's lifting them into the air, sockets crinkling as he beams up at them. He can practically feel their SOUL singing, causing his own to flutter! ]
I'D HAPPILY WAIT A MILLION AGES TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
THOUGH, TO BE HONEST, I WOULD PREFER TO SEE YOU WITHOUT THE
( THAT WAS A VERY LONG GASP BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU, )
RONNIE! STARSHINE! BELOVED! MY BOWL OF DINO EGG OATMEAL!
( THAT WAS A VERY LONG GASP BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU, )
RONNIE! STARSHINE! BELOVED! MY BOWL OF DINO EGG OATMEAL!
𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗢 𝙎𝙆𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙎
𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙏!
𝙀𝙓𝘾𝙀𝙋𝙏 𝙈𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙎.
𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗡𝗢 𝙎𝙆𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙎
𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙏!
𝙀𝙓𝘾𝙀𝙋𝙏 𝙈𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙎.