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tw*tter refugee, potato enthusiast
sometimes my algorithm gets too overenthusiastic. like. yeah babe im nb but you don't need to show me 5 vids in a row with a broken social scene song i know i am a transgender
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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this is because Dolly Parton is the equal or better of most strung- instrument players you can name, a fact often obscured by the vocabulary of iconography sometimes used to discuss her work. thanks for coming to my presentation this’ll take about half a hour
Dolly does dulcimer
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
maybe 2027 will be my year idk
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
this is the highlight of my 2 week tenerife trip not gonna lie
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Brennan Lee Mulligan!
January 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
sat in a pub in tenerife surrounded by sunderland fans. if the black cats win am buying shots for everyone
January 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
@fortnite-game.bsky.social please add jesus of suburbia to fortnite festival. i promise to buy a thousand vbucks
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i don't know who's a worse actor, the four ten year olds or rio ferdinand. the world cup draw is fucking dreadful
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Samus Aran!
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
really validating my identity as an autistic hxc millennial sad-lad punk
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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It’s grink season
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
tell ya what, playing whamageddon since the dawn of tiktok is a whole new level of difficulty. every new video is like playing russian roulette.
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
so i tried to play the 2024 episode of deathblart in spotify but the audio is from 2025? i avoided spoilers so well up til now 😭
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
he's been!! he's been!!! #deathblart
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
my algorithm has recently served me ads for:
• a baby bump photoshoot (i am not and will never be pregnant)
• a cop car driving experience (i cant drive and hate cops)
• a skiing holiday (i grew up on free school meals)
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
remember to leave out some smog on your earthquake flakes for father blartmas tonight #deathblart
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
bringing back #pintsposting bc i miss the glory days of the UK Simpsons group on fb, but not enough to reactivate my account x
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
what do i have to do to get all ten glorious minutes of st jimmy on fortnite festival
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
turbovicki finally did it
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
when busted sang "i messed my pants when we flew over france" i fully thought they meant they shat themselves
October 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
rest in piss you egregious nonce
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Zelda has been sounding the alarm on the dangers of AI for YEARS, long before the technology got to where it is now, because she's:

1) brilliant (go watch Lisa Frankenstein).
2) ridiculously smart.
3) experienced first-hand how fucking WEIRD people are about her Dad.
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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give greta thunberg a gundam
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM