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Barry Boltinloaf
@boltinloaf.bsky.social
Artist, Photographer, Husband, Human, and PEZ collector.

#boltinloaf #brotherboltinloaf #bruisedfruitcocktail
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy 7th wedding Anniversary to my beloved husband, @jdknots.bsky.social

“I love him awful.” ❤️
November 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Lock your doors, bolt your windows, Mischief Night begins soon.

Happy Halloween 🎃
from The Haunted House of Barry Boltinloaf

#hallowseveeve #mischiefnight #devilsnight #halloween #happyhalloween #photography #art #collage #noai #thehauntedhouseofbarryboltinloaf #boltinloaf #bruisedfruitcocktail
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
October 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Haunted House of Barry Boltinloaf, hypnotic, psychotic, emotionally robotic.

Beware the Ides of October…
and mild to extreme vertigo.

#thehauntedhouseofbarryboltinloaf #bewaretheidesofoctober #hypnotic #photography #art #collage #noai #helterskelter #boltinloaf #bruisedfruitcocktail
October 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Happy National Coming Out Day!
I love my husband, partner, and best friend (JD) with all of my heart. Being gay isn’t a choice, but being happy is. 🌈❤️

#nationalcomingoutday #pride #husbands #comingoutday #gay #lgbtqia #loveislove #boltinloaf #bruisedfruitcocktail
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
October 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”
[all students and teachers raise hands]

Happy Mean Girls Day!

#pez #meangirlsday #itsoctober3rd #pezcandy #pezcollector #pezcommunity #yougoglencoco #photography #art #collage #noai #boltinloaf #bruisedfruitcocktail
October 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Happy Batman Day!
Celebrate by foiling evil doers wherever they may be lurking.

Batman & Villains PEZ
2008
Gift Set

#batmanday #batman #pez #pezdispensers #batmanpez #pezcandy #pezcollector #pezcommunity #pezhead #ilovepez #photography #art #collage #noai #boltinloaf #bruisedfruitcocktail
September 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I feel like I should go to Starbucks and give Jimmy Kimmel’s name for my order.
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
No landsharks or whammies,
nor bedbugs in jammies,
shall force you to furrow your brow.
Sleep well, in your bed,
no thoughts in your head,
for soon tomorrow is now.

Night night!

#soontomorrowisnow #nightnight #art #noai #boltinloaf #bruisedfruitcocktail
September 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
September 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My husband wanted my blueberry pancake. I could tell by the look on his face he was five or six multiverses deep in his ravenous pancake fantasies.

#blueberrypancakes #breakfastverse #photography #art #collage #noai #boltinloaf #bruisedfruitcocktail
September 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
August 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM