@bobsburgerssaid.bsky.social
I’m a cat food baby, I never had a chance!
May 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m a cat food baby, I never had a chance!
Do you think if snakes wore pants it would just be a sock?
April 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Do you think if snakes wore pants it would just be a sock?
I like it when an EXIT sign isn’t too obvious.
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I like it when an EXIT sign isn’t too obvious.
Ok everyone I have an announcement to make.
I AM ON A LADDER.
I AM ON A LADDER.
April 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Ok everyone I have an announcement to make.
I AM ON A LADDER.
I AM ON A LADDER.
It was like being on a romantic stool.
March 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It was like being on a romantic stool.
I'm not wearing anything under my snowsuit.
March 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I'm not wearing anything under my snowsuit.
We lost a stagehand. Ironically he got a job at Foot Locker.
March 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We lost a stagehand. Ironically he got a job at Foot Locker.
Do you like ska, Bob?
March 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Do you like ska, Bob?
Your tongue feels so much different than my cat’s.
March 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Your tongue feels so much different than my cat’s.
Daddy’s a bad, BAD man.
March 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Daddy’s a bad, BAD man.
I’m going to make a professional decision and let someone else drive.
March 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m going to make a professional decision and let someone else drive.
Your car looks like it has ants. I feel sorry for them.
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Your car looks like it has ants. I feel sorry for them.
If Green Peace looked as good as us there would be TOO many whales!
February 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If Green Peace looked as good as us there would be TOO many whales!
My personal crowbar is haunted.
February 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My personal crowbar is haunted.
A Site For Sore Thighs Massage Parlor
February 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
A Site For Sore Thighs Massage Parlor
Exquisite mouth feel
February 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Exquisite mouth feel
Be one of the tallest guys in the bar, then brag about how long your buttcrack is.
January 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Be one of the tallest guys in the bar, then brag about how long your buttcrack is.
Singing doesn’t help in this particular situation!
January 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Singing doesn’t help in this particular situation!
Why would I ever wash tater tot off of me?
January 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Why would I ever wash tater tot off of me?
Anyway, I’ll see ya later crocodiles.
January 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Anyway, I’ll see ya later crocodiles.
Cat-like Refluxes, Feline Gastroenterology
January 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Cat-like Refluxes, Feline Gastroenterology
It’s butt fever, worst case I’ve ever seen.
January 16, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It’s butt fever, worst case I’ve ever seen.
Maybe I can knit myself a wife.
January 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Maybe I can knit myself a wife.
Mommy doesn’t get drunk she just has fun.
January 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Mommy doesn’t get drunk she just has fun.
🎶Teddy knows how to dance now
He’s ready for the wedding
Get out of the restaurant
I want you to leave now🎶
He’s ready for the wedding
Get out of the restaurant
I want you to leave now🎶
January 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🎶Teddy knows how to dance now
He’s ready for the wedding
Get out of the restaurant
I want you to leave now🎶
He’s ready for the wedding
Get out of the restaurant
I want you to leave now🎶