Bob Green
@bobgreencols.bsky.social
Author, filmmaker (waiting on confirming that part, but I have stuff written so it counts), bon vivant, insufferable know-it-all, snarkmaster. Extra-super-double-plus gay, so, ahhhhh, yeah...
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Bob Green
@bobgreencols.bsky.social
· Jan 10
I am the author of Tropefest: Attack of the Killer Clichés and Tripefest 2: Return of the Killer Clichés.
This means I spend entirely too much time picking movies apart to laugh at them.
Ask me anything!
This means I spend entirely too much time picking movies apart to laugh at them.
Ask me anything!
August 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And this is how you know he's racist.
Extremely normal JD Vance question about Zohran Mamdani: “I wonder, has he ever read the letters from boy soldiers in the Union Army to parents and sweethearts that they’d never see again?” @talkingpointsmemo.com
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JD Vance: Some Americans Are More American Than Others
The day after President Trump signed a bill that throws unprecedented amounts...
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July 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
And this is how you know he's racist.
I'm still very much under the impression that Gail Simone should have permanent and irrevocable control over Zatanna. Z needs to be an actual powerhouse, again.
July 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I'm still very much under the impression that Gail Simone should have permanent and irrevocable control over Zatanna. Z needs to be an actual powerhouse, again.
Ok, so, hear me out.
Prickly pear/Lime Arnold Palmer.
Someone should make this a thing.
Prickly pear/Lime Arnold Palmer.
Someone should make this a thing.
July 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Ok, so, hear me out.
Prickly pear/Lime Arnold Palmer.
Someone should make this a thing.
Prickly pear/Lime Arnold Palmer.
Someone should make this a thing.
Milkshakes are just ice cream soup.
There.
That's something you know, now.
There.
That's something you know, now.
June 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Milkshakes are just ice cream soup.
There.
That's something you know, now.
There.
That's something you know, now.
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"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about." ~Mark Twain
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about." ~Mark Twain
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When you realize that what you were taught in school was selected so it wouldn't inconvenience you.
June 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When you realize that what you were taught in school was selected so it wouldn't inconvenience you.
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You know your country has screwed up priorities when it pretends it doesn't have the money to prevent LGBTQ teen suicides but it *does* have the funds to subsidize the wealthiest man in the world's engineering incompetence.
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-s...
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-s...
Video shows SpaceX Starship explosion at Texas launch site
A SpaceX Starship exploded at a launch site in Texas Wednesday night, bursting into a massive fireball.
www.cbsnews.com
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You know your country has screwed up priorities when it pretends it doesn't have the money to prevent LGBTQ teen suicides but it *does* have the funds to subsidize the wealthiest man in the world's engineering incompetence.
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-s...
www.cbsnews.com/news/video-s...
A reminder that judges are not doctors and SCOTUS should not have even touched this.
In today’s ruling in L.W. v. Skrmetti, SCOTUS failed to protect our freedoms & allowed extremist legislators in TN to strip away transgender youth’s healthcare. Denying someone medical care on the basis of sex or gender is a violation of our constitutional rights
www.prideatwork.org/news/stateme...
www.prideatwork.org/news/stateme...
Statement on L.W. v. Skrmetti Supreme Court Decision — Pride At Work
Across race, place, and genders, we all want our kids to have the freedom to be themselves and pursue their dreams. And we know that decisions about medical care belong in the hands of our families an...
www.prideatwork.org
June 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A reminder that judges are not doctors and SCOTUS should not have even touched this.
Fun Fact #1:
The Sidney Funnel-Web Spider's venom, when it comes to mammals, is primate-specific.
Fun Fact #2:
There are no primates in Australia.
The Sidney Funnel-Web Spider's venom, when it comes to mammals, is primate-specific.
Fun Fact #2:
There are no primates in Australia.
June 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fun Fact #1:
The Sidney Funnel-Web Spider's venom, when it comes to mammals, is primate-specific.
Fun Fact #2:
There are no primates in Australia.
The Sidney Funnel-Web Spider's venom, when it comes to mammals, is primate-specific.
Fun Fact #2:
There are no primates in Australia.
So... the folks that wanted an American version of Absolutely Fabulous forgot that Cybill existed, right? Before Ab Fab. Two kids instead of one. Alicia Witt in her finest role.
June 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So... the folks that wanted an American version of Absolutely Fabulous forgot that Cybill existed, right? Before Ab Fab. Two kids instead of one. Alicia Witt in her finest role.
I find it disappointing that classic architecture, such as the Parthenon, had not had its paint restored.
No, kids, the ancient Greeks and Romans were neither minimalist nor austere. Their lives were riots of color.
No, kids, the ancient Greeks and Romans were neither minimalist nor austere. Their lives were riots of color.
June 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I find it disappointing that classic architecture, such as the Parthenon, had not had its paint restored.
No, kids, the ancient Greeks and Romans were neither minimalist nor austere. Their lives were riots of color.
No, kids, the ancient Greeks and Romans were neither minimalist nor austere. Their lives were riots of color.
Fun Fact!
The hyena's closest relative is the meerkat and the mongoose, but they're also related to cats.
None of this explains why female hyenas have to give birth through what looks like a penis. My junk hurts thinking about it.
The hyena's closest relative is the meerkat and the mongoose, but they're also related to cats.
None of this explains why female hyenas have to give birth through what looks like a penis. My junk hurts thinking about it.
May 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Fun Fact!
The hyena's closest relative is the meerkat and the mongoose, but they're also related to cats.
None of this explains why female hyenas have to give birth through what looks like a penis. My junk hurts thinking about it.
The hyena's closest relative is the meerkat and the mongoose, but they're also related to cats.
None of this explains why female hyenas have to give birth through what looks like a penis. My junk hurts thinking about it.
Fun Fact!
The carousel at Disney Magic Kingdom is older than the Disney company itself.
It was built in 1917 for a park in Michigan.
The carousel at Disney Magic Kingdom is older than the Disney company itself.
It was built in 1917 for a park in Michigan.
May 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Fun Fact!
The carousel at Disney Magic Kingdom is older than the Disney company itself.
It was built in 1917 for a park in Michigan.
The carousel at Disney Magic Kingdom is older than the Disney company itself.
It was built in 1917 for a park in Michigan.
OMG!
I just realized that, technically, Pandora Boxx performed in blackface when she did Carol Channing in Snatch Game!
I mean, does that count?
I just realized that, technically, Pandora Boxx performed in blackface when she did Carol Channing in Snatch Game!
I mean, does that count?
May 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
OMG!
I just realized that, technically, Pandora Boxx performed in blackface when she did Carol Channing in Snatch Game!
I mean, does that count?
I just realized that, technically, Pandora Boxx performed in blackface when she did Carol Channing in Snatch Game!
I mean, does that count?
So... nobody noticed that the "The Prodigy" sidequest in AC:Valhalla ends with a bard singing "Smack my bishop," did they?
It's a little bit of a deep cut, but, dang.
It's a little bit of a deep cut, but, dang.
May 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So... nobody noticed that the "The Prodigy" sidequest in AC:Valhalla ends with a bard singing "Smack my bishop," did they?
It's a little bit of a deep cut, but, dang.
It's a little bit of a deep cut, but, dang.
Reposted by Bob Green
Proof this guy is full of SITH.
In Star Wars. those who have embraced the Dark Side of the Force wield red lightsabers. So, in other words, perfect.
May 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Proof this guy is full of SITH.
Honestly, I'm not sure how I'm still alive.
I brought another bag into the house.
I brought another bag into the house.
May 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Honestly, I'm not sure how I'm still alive.
I brought another bag into the house.
I brought another bag into the house.
This is your reminder that Zootopia is about how the US's history with race is gross, eugenics, and how the CIA devised crack cocaine to destroy black communities.
And ACAB still applies to Judy Hopps.
And ACAB still applies to Judy Hopps.
April 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is your reminder that Zootopia is about how the US's history with race is gross, eugenics, and how the CIA devised crack cocaine to destroy black communities.
And ACAB still applies to Judy Hopps.
And ACAB still applies to Judy Hopps.
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This is everything to me
April 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is everything to me
This is your semi-regular reminder that Jailhouse Rock is about prison sex.
"Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me""
"Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me""
April 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is your semi-regular reminder that Jailhouse Rock is about prison sex.
"Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me""
"Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me""
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Boot up an Incognito window on your browser and plug in your zip code or city to get a list of MAGA-supporting businesses to boycott/protest.
In #Chicago, there's a few...including the Brass Heart fine dining restaurant located in the Uptown area.
#resist #boycott #protest #restoresanity
In #Chicago, there's a few...including the Brass Heart fine dining restaurant located in the Uptown area.
#resist #boycott #protest #restoresanity
April 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Boot up an Incognito window on your browser and plug in your zip code or city to get a list of MAGA-supporting businesses to boycott/protest.
In #Chicago, there's a few...including the Brass Heart fine dining restaurant located in the Uptown area.
#resist #boycott #protest #restoresanity
In #Chicago, there's a few...including the Brass Heart fine dining restaurant located in the Uptown area.
#resist #boycott #protest #restoresanity
Reposted by Bob Green
I am obsessed with the increasingly unhinged nature of literally every interview that Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo gave regarding Wicked, and I need that to continue when part 2 is released.
April 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I am obsessed with the increasingly unhinged nature of literally every interview that Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo gave regarding Wicked, and I need that to continue when part 2 is released.
So, Laurence Fishburne...
People get all weird about Chris Evans playing multiple Marvel roles, but Fishburne played the Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Bill Foster/Goliath in Ant-Man and the Wasp and in What If...?, and the Beyonder in Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.
People get all weird about Chris Evans playing multiple Marvel roles, but Fishburne played the Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Bill Foster/Goliath in Ant-Man and the Wasp and in What If...?, and the Beyonder in Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.
April 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So, Laurence Fishburne...
People get all weird about Chris Evans playing multiple Marvel roles, but Fishburne played the Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Bill Foster/Goliath in Ant-Man and the Wasp and in What If...?, and the Beyonder in Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.
People get all weird about Chris Evans playing multiple Marvel roles, but Fishburne played the Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Bill Foster/Goliath in Ant-Man and the Wasp and in What If...?, and the Beyonder in Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.