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Bob Caton
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Comms Director for the PA House Democrats, Philly sports fan, so very tired.
I can relate to the Coldplay Cheaters.

I was caught on camera at MetLife having an intimate moment with Jack Daniels.
July 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Woke Marxist Pope
I'm gonna keep on dancing with the
Woke Marxist Pope
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
Vatican City
I'm gonna keep on dancing with the
Woke Marxist Pope, Woke Marxist Pope
May 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Journalism might be the Derby favorite but we all know Publisher eventually takes home all the money.
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May 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It’s always amazing how much filler NBC puts together on Derby Day.

Five hours of coverage, two minutes of race.
May 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
How locked-in am I on this bright Monday morning?

I just took my laptop out of my backpack and put it confidently on the shelf of the office refrigerator.
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April 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
April 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He got me again.

Last Night Bob and his “oh, Tomorrow Bob can stop for gas tomorrow morning. Surely it will not be a day like every other day where my kid drags ass and I’m running late”

Last Night Bob SUCKS
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April 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I *hope* this is for #AprilFoolsDay
April 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Nationals fans have to feel great about their second home game of the season on a warm Saturday being owned by Phillies fans.

Just heard an Eagles chant too.
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March 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Thanks, Nationals, for taking your lights-out starter out of the game for pitch count.
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March 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
At a gas station today I saw a woman in a BMW SUV carefully use the window squeegee on the outside - and then pop the rear hatch and use said window squeegee on the INSIDE of the windows.

I mean…it’s clean now, but…
March 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
After one day here’s a live look at my bracket
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March 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I remember it being unpleasant & a lot less fudge-y.
March 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Adulthood:
“Oh boy, it’s payday!”

(Eight minutes on my banking app)
March 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Trump’s DOGE cut 650 NOAA employees, jeopardizing tornado forecasts.

36 people are now dead.
March 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’ve got a bar full of Eagles booze I don’t want to open.

#FlyEaglesFly
March 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The first truly nice day of the year!

My body’s reaction.
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March 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The US military has removed photos of the B-29 bomber “Enola Gay” — which dropped the first atomic bomb on Japan — apparently because it contains the word “gay,” which violates their new anti-DEI rules.
War heroes and military firsts are among 26,000 images flagged for removal in Pentagon's DEI purge
References to a World War II Medal of Honor recipient, the Enola Gay aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan and women and minorites are among the tens of thousands of photos and online posts ma...
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March 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Joe Frazier’s Gym, where heavyweight boxing champ Frazier trained to fight Muhammad Ali, has been a constant presence on N. Broad Street for decades. The gym, which opened in the late '60s, was Frazier's full-time facility until it closed in 2008. www.audacy.com/kywnewsradio...
Neighbors fighting to preserve Joe Frazier's Gym as a North Philadelphia landmark
Councilmember Jeffery Young introduced a resolution last year to save the gym. It passed, but there’s still a lot of work in store, as it has failed three city inspections and the current owners owe m...
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March 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Oscars pre-show is shocking because one of the exterior shots showed there is still a TV Guide Network building in Los Angeles.
March 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I don’t recall it being government of a person, by a person, and for a person.
March 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth last week ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions.

On @therecordmedia.bsky.social

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Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning
The secretary of Defense has ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions, sources tell Recorded Future News.
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February 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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It doesn’t matter who you are, what you look like, where you live or who you voted for:

If Trump, DC Republicans and their billionaire donors have to destroy your life for their gain, they will and they will have no regrets about it. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
She hoped Trump’s victory would change her life, but not like this
Ryleigh Cooper is normally more focused on motherhood than politics. Then came DOGE.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM