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Sticking Your Mom into Buffalo News headlines.
Just how she likes it.
BREAKING: A Code Blue has been issued for WNY and a Code Blue Balls has been issued for Your Mom's bedroom
December 31, 2024 at 7:12 PM
BREAKING: Despite the weather, millions are expected to gather outside tonight to watch Your Mom's ball drop. #NYE
December 31, 2024 at 12:07 PM
BREAKING: Your Mom makes me want to SHOUT
December 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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After a dry spell
Got four big inches last night
Your mom is jealous

#Haiku
December 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
BREAKING: Although Josh Allen was named Offensive Player of the Week, he's still not nearly as offensive as Your Mom #Billsmafia
December 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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Fewer people have been #InsideTheDrones than inside your mom.
December 16, 2024 at 12:56 AM
BREAKING: Bluesky officially crosses 25 million users and may soon have more active daily users than Your Mom 🦋
December 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM
BREAKING: The Travel Ban has been lifted in the Towns of Hamburg and Evans, but all routes into Your Mom are still off limits
December 13, 2024 at 12:17 PM
BREAKING: As another band of lake effect hits the area, Your Mom is reportedly receiving up to 6" per hour this afternoon
December 12, 2024 at 6:37 PM
BREAKING: Facing massive stadium cost overruns and an NHL team that has been hemorrhaging money for over a decade, Bills owner Terry Pegula has sold 20.6% of Your Mom
December 11, 2024 at 5:56 PM
BREAKING: FIFA President Gianni Infantino announces that the 2034 Football World Cup will be held in Your Mom
December 11, 2024 at 5:06 PM
BREAKING: Following the departure of Byron Brown, Common Council member Rasheed N.C. Wyatt is now the third candidate to officially enter Your Mom
December 10, 2024 at 3:27 PM
BREAKING: The Bills announced that Keon Coleman and Dalton Kincaid are both inactive today, but that, as always, Your Mom plans to be very active during the game
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
BREAKING: Your Mom makes me want to throw my head back and SHOUT
December 8, 2024 at 2:56 PM
BREAKING: A panel of federal judges upheld a law that could lead to Americans being banned from logging on to Your Mom by mid-January
December 6, 2024 at 3:56 PM
BREAKING: The worst of the snowfall is over for now, but WNYer are urged to be careful because Your Mom may still be wet and slippery
December 5, 2024 at 5:06 PM
BREAKING: Your Mom is happy to hear that unlike the Thanksgiving storm that was mostly in the south towns, everyone in WNY could get 8" to 12" on Thursday
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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📜 Imagine this: the oldest "your mom" joke dates back over 3,500 years, carved into a Babylonian tablet! Turns out, humor has ancient roots. So, next time you're cracking jokes, remember you're part of a tradition that’s as old as civilization itself! 😂
December 3, 2024 at 4:02 PM
BREAKING: Josh Allen scored three times tonight before even seeing Your Mom
December 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM
BREAKING: Your Mom makes me want to throw my hands up and SHOUT.
#Billsmafia
December 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
BREAKING: The Bills announce the following:
LB Matt Milano is ACTIVE
WR Keon Coleman is INACTIVE
Your Mom has a TIGHT END
December 1, 2024 at 11:58 PM
BREAKING: Effective 10 AM, all Driving Bans have been lifted in Erie County, but motorists are still advised to take it slow while riding Your Mom today
December 1, 2024 at 3:36 PM
BREAKING: Hearts are breaking all over WNY as Josh Allen announced that he is now engaged to Your Mom
November 30, 2024 at 3:08 PM
BREAKING: On this Black Friday, customers braved the cold and stood in long lines hoping to be the first to get their hands on Your Mom
November 29, 2024 at 2:20 PM
BREAKING: A new poll shows that a majority of Americans say that they are most thankful for Your Mom this year
November 28, 2024 at 12:04 PM