bananasfostergrants
@bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social
Rizz 'em with the 'tism
Also I do YouTube sometimes I guess
https://youtube.com/@bananasfostergrants?si=fxfzR-3ChS7pHjIP
Also I do YouTube sometimes I guess
https://youtube.com/@bananasfostergrants?si=fxfzR-3ChS7pHjIP
The thing I love about cookbooks (and having a mom that experiments in the kitchen) is now I can use any recipe as a base...
and then do whatever the fuck I want with it.
What's the author gonna do?
Fight me?
Doubtful.
and then do whatever the fuck I want with it.
What's the author gonna do?
Fight me?
Doubtful.
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The thing I love about cookbooks (and having a mom that experiments in the kitchen) is now I can use any recipe as a base...
and then do whatever the fuck I want with it.
What's the author gonna do?
Fight me?
Doubtful.
and then do whatever the fuck I want with it.
What's the author gonna do?
Fight me?
Doubtful.
Sometimes I watch Great British Baking Show and remember when my mom made something they've featured when I was a child while she was a "housewife"
Then I wish I could just be baking in my kitchen and make soup all day
Then I resent the patriarchy
THEN I resent capitalism (1/2)
Then I wish I could just be baking in my kitchen and make soup all day
Then I resent the patriarchy
THEN I resent capitalism (1/2)
September 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Sometimes I watch Great British Baking Show and remember when my mom made something they've featured when I was a child while she was a "housewife"
Then I wish I could just be baking in my kitchen and make soup all day
Then I resent the patriarchy
THEN I resent capitalism (1/2)
Then I wish I could just be baking in my kitchen and make soup all day
Then I resent the patriarchy
THEN I resent capitalism (1/2)
You ever just....
Angrily chew bread
Angrily chew bread
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You ever just....
Angrily chew bread
Angrily chew bread
Does it look like I give a flying FUCK, Facebook?
I am hermitting in the country
I am evolving into a cryptid
I am fleeing to the woods and living my best life amongst the mushrooms and bugs leave me aloooooooone #dating
I am hermitting in the country
I am evolving into a cryptid
I am fleeing to the woods and living my best life amongst the mushrooms and bugs leave me aloooooooone #dating
August 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Does it look like I give a flying FUCK, Facebook?
I am hermitting in the country
I am evolving into a cryptid
I am fleeing to the woods and living my best life amongst the mushrooms and bugs leave me aloooooooone #dating
I am hermitting in the country
I am evolving into a cryptid
I am fleeing to the woods and living my best life amongst the mushrooms and bugs leave me aloooooooone #dating
Brain when I'm sitting in my chair at 10pm: ugh we can't even keep our eyes open, time for bed
Brain when my head hits the pillow: Time To Ponder
Brain when my head hits the pillow: Time To Ponder
August 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Brain when I'm sitting in my chair at 10pm: ugh we can't even keep our eyes open, time for bed
Brain when my head hits the pillow: Time To Ponder
Brain when my head hits the pillow: Time To Ponder
Screams of rage are not enough I need to be able to set a man on fire with my breath
August 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Screams of rage are not enough I need to be able to set a man on fire with my breath
"If you don't move and don't make eye contact it will leave you alone"
The pile of laundry on my floor: nah bitch I can still see you
The pile of laundry on my floor: nah bitch I can still see you
July 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"If you don't move and don't make eye contact it will leave you alone"
The pile of laundry on my floor: nah bitch I can still see you
The pile of laundry on my floor: nah bitch I can still see you
My sun is non-binary but my moon is just a silly little guy but my rising is a pretty little princess so as you can imagine we're all pretty confused
July 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My sun is non-binary but my moon is just a silly little guy but my rising is a pretty little princess so as you can imagine we're all pretty confused
Duloxetine, you frothy wench
July 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Duloxetine, you frothy wench
Me in 90° weather:
The fog is rolling in
Them:...there's no fog tho?
Me, with fibro, about to get Stupid™:
I can assure you, there is
#fibromyalgia
The fog is rolling in
Them:...there's no fog tho?
Me, with fibro, about to get Stupid™:
I can assure you, there is
#fibromyalgia
July 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Me in 90° weather:
The fog is rolling in
Them:...there's no fog tho?
Me, with fibro, about to get Stupid™:
I can assure you, there is
#fibromyalgia
The fog is rolling in
Them:...there's no fog tho?
Me, with fibro, about to get Stupid™:
I can assure you, there is
#fibromyalgia
Almost put toothpaste on my face this morning, in case anyone is wondering where I'm at mentally rn
June 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Almost put toothpaste on my face this morning, in case anyone is wondering where I'm at mentally rn
There is always one family member that is able to untangle cords/Christmas lights/necklaces with great precision and without getting frustrated
That family member is #autistic
That family member is #autistic
June 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There is always one family member that is able to untangle cords/Christmas lights/necklaces with great precision and without getting frustrated
That family member is #autistic
That family member is #autistic
Hi yeah sorry I sent you memes at five in the morning my caveman brain decided that we wake up with the sun now
June 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hi yeah sorry I sent you memes at five in the morning my caveman brain decided that we wake up with the sun now
This is what being a corpse feels like #fibromyalgia
June 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is what being a corpse feels like #fibromyalgia
If you have the audacity to call it "unskilled labor" you're never allowed to eat fast food again
Wrap your own Crunch, Craig
Wrap your own Crunch, Craig
June 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you have the audacity to call it "unskilled labor" you're never allowed to eat fast food again
Wrap your own Crunch, Craig
Wrap your own Crunch, Craig
Fucking #samsung doesn't allow you to turn off notifications for the Galaxy Store and this shit right here is why I never update my phone 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
June 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Fucking #samsung doesn't allow you to turn off notifications for the Galaxy Store and this shit right here is why I never update my phone 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
Listen, sometimes you forget about Arrested By You by Rupert Pine from the Better Off Dead soundtrack and then you find it again and you just need a minute
May 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Listen, sometimes you forget about Arrested By You by Rupert Pine from the Better Off Dead soundtrack and then you find it again and you just need a minute
I do be referring to people as "Young Man" and it's a fucking 40-something Seattle psychiatrist with mommy issues
May 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I do be referring to people as "Young Man" and it's a fucking 40-something Seattle psychiatrist with mommy issues
It's officially "they double when she sits down" season, you're welcome
May 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's officially "they double when she sits down" season, you're welcome
Some guys out there really do be kissing like they're tryna wrestle your tongue into submission smh
May 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Some guys out there really do be kissing like they're tryna wrestle your tongue into submission smh
I am an acquired taste and unfortunately that taste is "cyanide"
May 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I am an acquired taste and unfortunately that taste is "cyanide"
I do be a Bubblegum Hello Kitty Crybaby Bitch and I love that for me
April 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I do be a Bubblegum Hello Kitty Crybaby Bitch and I love that for me
Listen if I'm out with a guy and I'm wearing a cute ass outfit and he's feeling like wearing a dress out in public you better BELIEVE I'm gonna encourage that shit, we lookin cute TOGETHER 😤😤
April 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Listen if I'm out with a guy and I'm wearing a cute ass outfit and he's feeling like wearing a dress out in public you better BELIEVE I'm gonna encourage that shit, we lookin cute TOGETHER 😤😤
Having a non-verbal episode like
Brain: "I find myself in an incredible amount of distress and must convey to you that I will struggle to communicate properly for an indeterminate amount of time"
Mouth:
"Brain ...is.
No."
#autism
Brain: "I find myself in an incredible amount of distress and must convey to you that I will struggle to communicate properly for an indeterminate amount of time"
Mouth:
"Brain ...is.
No."
#autism
April 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Having a non-verbal episode like
Brain: "I find myself in an incredible amount of distress and must convey to you that I will struggle to communicate properly for an indeterminate amount of time"
Mouth:
"Brain ...is.
No."
#autism
Brain: "I find myself in an incredible amount of distress and must convey to you that I will struggle to communicate properly for an indeterminate amount of time"
Mouth:
"Brain ...is.
No."
#autism
