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BluExocet
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Out of Water Divemaster
Mostly lurks and posts on r/Jigsawpuzzles.
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Hardtack, something to gnaw on while contemplating on which crew member to eat first.
Still no reply.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Accidentally flash bang yourself with your new 1000 lumen dive light?

Couldn't be me....nooooooo.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Got my sticker that says "On my way to go cry near a lighthouse" today. My brother's reply:
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ima be real here:

I do not understand the functional difference between the SI Tech Slide and SI Tech Shell drysuit inflation valves.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I should get hazard pay for having to explain and walkthrough a password reset procedure.

Especially when it takes more than 30 minutes.
October 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Kinda sucks my LDS isn't an independent dive shop anymore. I miss the hole in the wall, mechanic shop feel of some dive shops I've been to.

I don't need sand cloud beach towels, I need D-rings and bolt snaps.
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Did a pool dive to test the BP/W.
Verdict: I'm never going back to jacket type.

I still need to build the crotch strap and set up accessories (DSMB and stuff) but, man, attaining buoyancy was never THAT easy with my Soul i3.
September 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Back on my bullshit*.

*Listing to chill funk playlists for hours on end.
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is really cute: the artist for EX10-048 Myotismon, Kazumasa Yasukuni, recreated the art from the OG game (which was reprinted on EX1-070).

DemiDevimon carrying the tomato juice can and everything!
September 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My 2025 bingo card is a WW1 trench.
September 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It is 9:00 pm, and one of the neighboring rancher's cows is Having A Fit™.
September 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Time to build
September 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Started the process of building my BP/W, and texting my brother that he can get me a meter of bike tire inner tubing as my b-day gift.

Just normal things you text your relatives.
September 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It's fuck around time.

*Proceeds to buy the BP/W gear on wishlist*
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I fail to see the issue here.
August 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh, so that's why I haven't done any puzzles since March.
August 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Pretty confident I lost my really nice metal spork during this recent road trip.

You will be missed, super nice metal spork. Almost 10yrs old T_T
August 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yay, got a bloom this year
August 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The power in being able to say "No, that is not in the provisions because I was the one who notarized documents that reflected the new changes."
August 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Biometric lock failed, try again.
Biometric lock failed, try again.
Biometric lock failed, try again.
Biometric lock failed, try again.
Failed authentication, device locked.

*...lick thumb and try again*
Biometric lock successful. Welcome back!
August 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Reposted by BluExocet
It’s Discotek panel day so be sure to look for your friend to be celebrating a blu-ray rerelease of their favorite obscure 20 episode animated series from the 80s
August 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reposted by BluExocet
Ancient fish
August 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We have Starlink at our house and this current global outage is absolutely wild.

Reading the current Reddit thread is like something out of fiction, with live chatter coming in globally by the second.
July 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Installed a new GFCI correctly on the first try.
June 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Next time my coworker gives out my personal phone number I'm changing it and giving it to only two people.

Those two people know who they are.
June 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM