BlueSkyJacky
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Amber’s been reading too much DH Lawrence. Love shall conquer all in an honest hardworking rural family home. #TheArchers
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Amber’s been reading too much DH Lawrence. Love shall conquer all in an honest hardworking rural family home. #TheArchers
Whyohwhyohwhy does David think inheritance plans should change when one adult child gets engaged?
Does his current will contain a “stay single” clause?
Does he actually know that he’ll be dead when his children inherit, and any changes they make won’t be any of his business?
#TheArchers
Does his current will contain a “stay single” clause?
Does he actually know that he’ll be dead when his children inherit, and any changes they make won’t be any of his business?
#TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Whyohwhyohwhy does David think inheritance plans should change when one adult child gets engaged?
Does his current will contain a “stay single” clause?
Does he actually know that he’ll be dead when his children inherit, and any changes they make won’t be any of his business?
#TheArchers
Does his current will contain a “stay single” clause?
Does he actually know that he’ll be dead when his children inherit, and any changes they make won’t be any of his business?
#TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I like Stella, and I liked her truthful approach to not being a maternal type. I think she is marrying for love not land.
But I am sure that FootInMouth DavidnRuth and JealousJosh will level accusations of farm-snatching at her.
Makes the tediously inept inheritance planning more spicy. #TheArchers
But I am sure that FootInMouth DavidnRuth and JealousJosh will level accusations of farm-snatching at her.
Makes the tediously inept inheritance planning more spicy. #TheArchers
February 4, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I like Stella, and I liked her truthful approach to not being a maternal type. I think she is marrying for love not land.
But I am sure that FootInMouth DavidnRuth and JealousJosh will level accusations of farm-snatching at her.
Makes the tediously inept inheritance planning more spicy. #TheArchers
But I am sure that FootInMouth DavidnRuth and JealousJosh will level accusations of farm-snatching at her.
Makes the tediously inept inheritance planning more spicy. #TheArchers
I am warming to Esme, who appears to know how to adult a lot better than Josh. #TheArchers
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I am warming to Esme, who appears to know how to adult a lot better than Josh. #TheArchers
20 yo male, suffered head injury 28 days ago resulting in coma. Cycles to visit a neighbouring farm one day, faints whilst standing in shop another. Trip to Emerg results in scan showing that no brain bleed (or perhaps no brain). No follow-up? No suggestion that this is Not Normal? #TheArchers
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
20 yo male, suffered head injury 28 days ago resulting in coma. Cycles to visit a neighbouring farm one day, faints whilst standing in shop another. Trip to Emerg results in scan showing that no brain bleed (or perhaps no brain). No follow-up? No suggestion that this is Not Normal? #TheArchers
Who were Peggy’s executors? Did they obtain probate? Why don’t her children know the full details of her will?
Why oh why is her inheritance written like a Victorian melodrama?
#TheArchers
Why oh why is her inheritance written like a Victorian melodrama?
#TheArchers
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Who were Peggy’s executors? Did they obtain probate? Why don’t her children know the full details of her will?
Why oh why is her inheritance written like a Victorian melodrama?
#TheArchers
Why oh why is her inheritance written like a Victorian melodrama?
#TheArchers
So, George is pregnant too. There’s a plot twist I didn’t see coming.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
So, George is pregnant too. There’s a plot twist I didn’t see coming.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
“Oh no!! We got metres and cm mixed up and didn’t notice till it was too late!” - cue canned audience laughter…
“Oh no!! Not Borchester Life!”
I wasn’t a big fan of ‘Terry & June’ style comedy measurement error farce plots in the ‘70’s, and have not changed my mind.
#TheArchers
“Oh no!! Not Borchester Life!”
I wasn’t a big fan of ‘Terry & June’ style comedy measurement error farce plots in the ‘70’s, and have not changed my mind.
#TheArchers
January 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
“Oh no!! We got metres and cm mixed up and didn’t notice till it was too late!” - cue canned audience laughter…
“Oh no!! Not Borchester Life!”
I wasn’t a big fan of ‘Terry & June’ style comedy measurement error farce plots in the ‘70’s, and have not changed my mind.
#TheArchers
“Oh no!! Not Borchester Life!”
I wasn’t a big fan of ‘Terry & June’ style comedy measurement error farce plots in the ‘70’s, and have not changed my mind.
#TheArchers
Akram makes me very happy. He can be in Chelsea’s World Order cabinet. #TheArchers
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Akram makes me very happy. He can be in Chelsea’s World Order cabinet. #TheArchers
FINALLY!! Someone points out the bleedin’ obvious need for milking labour at Farm Esmee.
And dad-to-be, responsible adult, determined-to-be-better George says “naaaahhhh can’t be bovvered cos she might say no”.
#TheArchers
And dad-to-be, responsible adult, determined-to-be-better George says “naaaahhhh can’t be bovvered cos she might say no”.
#TheArchers
January 25, 2026 at 9:35 PM
FINALLY!! Someone points out the bleedin’ obvious need for milking labour at Farm Esmee.
And dad-to-be, responsible adult, determined-to-be-better George says “naaaahhhh can’t be bovvered cos she might say no”.
#TheArchers
And dad-to-be, responsible adult, determined-to-be-better George says “naaaahhhh can’t be bovvered cos she might say no”.
#TheArchers
Amber has constructed a big lie around herself to make her imagine she is happy. I hope Emma’s reaction has punctured that.
She loves Brad
She doesn’t love George
She wants a career
She wants economic security
She doesn’t want to be a young mother.
Wake up and smell the coffee Amber! #TheArchers
She loves Brad
She doesn’t love George
She wants a career
She wants economic security
She doesn’t want to be a young mother.
Wake up and smell the coffee Amber! #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Amber has constructed a big lie around herself to make her imagine she is happy. I hope Emma’s reaction has punctured that.
She loves Brad
She doesn’t love George
She wants a career
She wants economic security
She doesn’t want to be a young mother.
Wake up and smell the coffee Amber! #TheArchers
She loves Brad
She doesn’t love George
She wants a career
She wants economic security
She doesn’t want to be a young mother.
Wake up and smell the coffee Amber! #TheArchers
Esme has the decision-making skills of a 12year old. #TheArchers
January 23, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Esme has the decision-making skills of a 12year old. #TheArchers
Way to go, Brad!!
Oh, err noooooo Amber!
C’monnn let us not condemn these two utterly inept children (and their own child) to a marriage based on naivety, falsehoods and foolishness.
#TheArchers
Oh, err noooooo Amber!
C’monnn let us not condemn these two utterly inept children (and their own child) to a marriage based on naivety, falsehoods and foolishness.
#TheArchers
January 22, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Way to go, Brad!!
Oh, err noooooo Amber!
C’monnn let us not condemn these two utterly inept children (and their own child) to a marriage based on naivety, falsehoods and foolishness.
#TheArchers
Oh, err noooooo Amber!
C’monnn let us not condemn these two utterly inept children (and their own child) to a marriage based on naivety, falsehoods and foolishness.
#TheArchers
I vote that Chelsea now sorts out world peace. I believe in her. #TheArchers
January 21, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I vote that Chelsea now sorts out world peace. I believe in her. #TheArchers
My faith in humanity is restored, thanks to Chelsea Horobin #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
My faith in humanity is restored, thanks to Chelsea Horobin #TheArchers
I have been mocking Esme’s accent as poor preparation by (or guidance given to) the unfortunate actor.
Perhaps we have got it wrong. The wavering accent is an intentional cry for help from the cast in BBCBasement. Listen to Esme’s cows mooing and we’ll hear a message in morse code. #TheArchers
Perhaps we have got it wrong. The wavering accent is an intentional cry for help from the cast in BBCBasement. Listen to Esme’s cows mooing and we’ll hear a message in morse code. #TheArchers
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I have been mocking Esme’s accent as poor preparation by (or guidance given to) the unfortunate actor.
Perhaps we have got it wrong. The wavering accent is an intentional cry for help from the cast in BBCBasement. Listen to Esme’s cows mooing and we’ll hear a message in morse code. #TheArchers
Perhaps we have got it wrong. The wavering accent is an intentional cry for help from the cast in BBCBasement. Listen to Esme’s cows mooing and we’ll hear a message in morse code. #TheArchers
Oh ffs Amber, this is not the way to run your life. Get thyself to the doctors. And then get away from Ambridge and move to A Big City with your maybe boyfriend Brad. #TheArchers
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Oh ffs Amber, this is not the way to run your life. Get thyself to the doctors. And then get away from Ambridge and move to A Big City with your maybe boyfriend Brad. #TheArchers
Clive’s been watching too much YouTube. It’s like a sad knock-off Russel Brand act. He’ll be pointing out which ones a Lizard next.
Ps it’s Lill
#TheArchers
Ps it’s Lill
#TheArchers
January 16, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Clive’s been watching too much YouTube. It’s like a sad knock-off Russel Brand act. He’ll be pointing out which ones a Lizard next.
Ps it’s Lill
#TheArchers
Ps it’s Lill
#TheArchers
I think it was Lilian that phoned in the complaint, naming Kenton as the person that George was abusing in the pub that night.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I think it was Lilian that phoned in the complaint, naming Kenton as the person that George was abusing in the pub that night.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Whatever shall George do… path of righteousness with a northeast (?) accent, or path of wickedness with Clive.
Oh
The suspense.
#TheArchers
Oh
The suspense.
#TheArchers
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Whatever shall George do… path of righteousness with a northeast (?) accent, or path of wickedness with Clive.
Oh
The suspense.
#TheArchers
Oh
The suspense.
#TheArchers
Of course DavidandRuth’s adult children would have been urging them to get their wills done.
As competent (albeit annoying) business people, they would already have this sorted.
But I would love to hear Pip and Josh’s reactions to the one-line dismissals of their inheritance-worthiness. #TheArchers
As competent (albeit annoying) business people, they would already have this sorted.
But I would love to hear Pip and Josh’s reactions to the one-line dismissals of their inheritance-worthiness. #TheArchers
January 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Of course DavidandRuth’s adult children would have been urging them to get their wills done.
As competent (albeit annoying) business people, they would already have this sorted.
But I would love to hear Pip and Josh’s reactions to the one-line dismissals of their inheritance-worthiness. #TheArchers
As competent (albeit annoying) business people, they would already have this sorted.
But I would love to hear Pip and Josh’s reactions to the one-line dismissals of their inheritance-worthiness. #TheArchers
I am so uninterested in the unrealistic stirrings of Clive. #TheArchers
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I am so uninterested in the unrealistic stirrings of Clive. #TheArchers
I think Susan can start to help George grow up by ceasing deliveries of Nanna-made sausages and gravy. #TheArchers
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I think Susan can start to help George grow up by ceasing deliveries of Nanna-made sausages and gravy. #TheArchers
In my head, Clarrie tells Willyum to sit down, mind his manners, and do the washing-up. And Emmur tells George to show some humility, be grateful to his grandmother, be patient and try to earn back his grandfathers respect, and do the washing-up.
Sadly, this was not to be.
#TheArchers
Sadly, this was not to be.
#TheArchers
January 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
In my head, Clarrie tells Willyum to sit down, mind his manners, and do the washing-up. And Emmur tells George to show some humility, be grateful to his grandmother, be patient and try to earn back his grandfathers respect, and do the washing-up.
Sadly, this was not to be.
#TheArchers
Sadly, this was not to be.
#TheArchers