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A £500 tattoo spelling out “George and Amber Forever” that’ll show her. #TheArchers
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A £500 tattoo spelling out “George and Amber Forever” that’ll show her. #TheArchers
Good golly, did Pip just say something sensible? Leonard can indeed have as many secrets as he wants #TheArchers
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Good golly, did Pip just say something sensible? Leonard can indeed have as many secrets as he wants #TheArchers
Is Esme’s need for casual labour the ENTIRE purpose of the ridiculous DeadMulligan storyline, so that George can find his path of redemption, and impress Esme so much that he eventually takes on the tenancy. Thus returning the Grundies to farming? #TheArchers
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Is Esme’s need for casual labour the ENTIRE purpose of the ridiculous DeadMulligan storyline, so that George can find his path of redemption, and impress Esme so much that he eventually takes on the tenancy. Thus returning the Grundies to farming? #TheArchers
Any day now, David is going to be woken up by a knock on the door as Akram comes to collect the cake that Jill has made. He’s going to half remember a weird dream about someone called Esme, and a bread delivery in the church.
Then he’ll clear his head and go fetch the cake. Sorted. #TheArchers
Then he’ll clear his head and go fetch the cake. Sorted. #TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Any day now, David is going to be woken up by a knock on the door as Akram comes to collect the cake that Jill has made. He’s going to half remember a weird dream about someone called Esme, and a bread delivery in the church.
Then he’ll clear his head and go fetch the cake. Sorted. #TheArchers
Then he’ll clear his head and go fetch the cake. Sorted. #TheArchers
What fresh hell is this? Esme Mulligan, fresh out of the BBC costume-drama 17thC accent cupboard is to be inflicted upon us more? Please god let Stella/Josh/Rex/Justin buy these recently-imagined hills with their stone/brick cottage and murderous milking parlour and make this be over. #TheArchers
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What fresh hell is this? Esme Mulligan, fresh out of the BBC costume-drama 17thC accent cupboard is to be inflicted upon us more? Please god let Stella/Josh/Rex/Justin buy these recently-imagined hills with their stone/brick cottage and murderous milking parlour and make this be over. #TheArchers
“I want to tell you about my dad. He didn’t exist until three weeks ago, and then he was made up just to create an emotional picture of a hard-working farmer. Though we don’t know why that was needed, because #TheArchers has been going for about 75 years“.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“I want to tell you about my dad. He didn’t exist until three weeks ago, and then he was made up just to create an emotional picture of a hard-working farmer. Though we don’t know why that was needed, because #TheArchers has been going for about 75 years“.
6 November #TRIP Question Time has Rory Stewart at his absolute finest in those first ten minutes. Passionate calling out of media and individuals hypocrisy. @rory-stewart.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
6 November #TRIP Question Time has Rory Stewart at his absolute finest in those first ten minutes. Passionate calling out of media and individuals hypocrisy. @rory-stewart.bsky.social
There is a mass delusion in the village of Ambridge this week.
No one has ever heard or, or met Esme until now. Despite the fact that she allegedly grew up there.
And not one person in Ambridge has said…..
“that’s really weird…. It’s as though she didn’t exist until two weeks ago”
#TheArchers
No one has ever heard or, or met Esme until now. Despite the fact that she allegedly grew up there.
And not one person in Ambridge has said…..
“that’s really weird…. It’s as though she didn’t exist until two weeks ago”
#TheArchers
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There is a mass delusion in the village of Ambridge this week.
No one has ever heard or, or met Esme until now. Despite the fact that she allegedly grew up there.
And not one person in Ambridge has said…..
“that’s really weird…. It’s as though she didn’t exist until two weeks ago”
#TheArchers
No one has ever heard or, or met Esme until now. Despite the fact that she allegedly grew up there.
And not one person in Ambridge has said…..
“that’s really weird…. It’s as though she didn’t exist until two weeks ago”
#TheArchers
Are our scriptwriters secret Great Expectations fans? Pip falling head over heels for Estella. But shall it be Esme or Stella that breaks her heart? Or (in a devious #TheArchers out-wickeds Miss Havisham plot twist), both of them?
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Are our scriptwriters secret Great Expectations fans? Pip falling head over heels for Estella. But shall it be Esme or Stella that breaks her heart? Or (in a devious #TheArchers out-wickeds Miss Havisham plot twist), both of them?
Esme and Pip grew up on neighbouring farms, but appear to have never met. Pip is maintaining a fairly neutral accent with shades of public school, while Esme sounds like she has floated out of a BBC costume drama about 17th century smugglers, set on Dartmoor. #TheArchers
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Esme and Pip grew up on neighbouring farms, but appear to have never met. Pip is maintaining a fairly neutral accent with shades of public school, while Esme sounds like she has floated out of a BBC costume drama about 17th century smugglers, set on Dartmoor. #TheArchers
Borsetshire: where young rapscallions find jobs through connections and nepotism. Not through the tedious process of applying for them…. #TheArchers
October 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Borsetshire: where young rapscallions find jobs through connections and nepotism. Not through the tedious process of applying for them…. #TheArchers
Are Josh’s hens the only Avian-flu immune flock in the country? Does he run a purely undercover operation, or has he had to halve the size of his flock and face potential financial ruin? #TheArchers
October 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Are Josh’s hens the only Avian-flu immune flock in the country? Does he run a purely undercover operation, or has he had to halve the size of his flock and face potential financial ruin? #TheArchers
A B&W cow on a particular corner is going to belong not to “some other farmer”, but to the farmer whose field is RIGHT NEXT TO that corner. And Pip would know. As would Joy. Unless said cow literally fell out of the back of a lorry. #TheArchers
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A B&W cow on a particular corner is going to belong not to “some other farmer”, but to the farmer whose field is RIGHT NEXT TO that corner. And Pip would know. As would Joy. Unless said cow literally fell out of the back of a lorry. #TheArchers
Someone needs to tell George to stop whining, and Get On His Bike and go and find some work. As Oliver’s foster children have been mentioned, I wonder if Oliver is the man for the job. #TheArchers
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Someone needs to tell George to stop whining, and Get On His Bike and go and find some work. As Oliver’s foster children have been mentioned, I wonder if Oliver is the man for the job. #TheArchers
So, let me get this straight. Dead Mulligan, who evidentially had no friends, siblings, cousins, local doctor, solicitor, regular vet, farm worker, relief milker, or even fellow Jersey-Cow club members, that Mulligan; he keep his will on his computer? Signed, and witnessed? #TheArchers
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So, let me get this straight. Dead Mulligan, who evidentially had no friends, siblings, cousins, local doctor, solicitor, regular vet, farm worker, relief milker, or even fellow Jersey-Cow club members, that Mulligan; he keep his will on his computer? Signed, and witnessed? #TheArchers
Signed wills don’t hide inside computers.
Landlords of tenant farms are the best body to resolve this situation, not random kind hearted neighbours.
Is Esme being deliberately portrayed as blindingly stupid, or is she just a poorly researched sorry line? #TheArchers
Landlords of tenant farms are the best body to resolve this situation, not random kind hearted neighbours.
Is Esme being deliberately portrayed as blindingly stupid, or is she just a poorly researched sorry line? #TheArchers
October 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Signed wills don’t hide inside computers.
Landlords of tenant farms are the best body to resolve this situation, not random kind hearted neighbours.
Is Esme being deliberately portrayed as blindingly stupid, or is she just a poorly researched sorry line? #TheArchers
Landlords of tenant farms are the best body to resolve this situation, not random kind hearted neighbours.
Is Esme being deliberately portrayed as blindingly stupid, or is she just a poorly researched sorry line? #TheArchers
Lilian talking sense.
Tracey talking sense.
Amber talking sense.
What an episode! Bravo to the scriptwriters. Now can one of these sense-talkers get themselves over to Esme and talk some sense in to her too?
#TheArchers
Tracey talking sense.
Amber talking sense.
What an episode! Bravo to the scriptwriters. Now can one of these sense-talkers get themselves over to Esme and talk some sense in to her too?
#TheArchers
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lilian talking sense.
Tracey talking sense.
Amber talking sense.
What an episode! Bravo to the scriptwriters. Now can one of these sense-talkers get themselves over to Esme and talk some sense in to her too?
#TheArchers
Tracey talking sense.
Amber talking sense.
What an episode! Bravo to the scriptwriters. Now can one of these sense-talkers get themselves over to Esme and talk some sense in to her too?
#TheArchers
Esme must be a time traveller or in a witness protection scheme - the only possible sensible reasons for her wandering accent, her utter lack of knowledge about the farm she grew up on, a complete absence of friends, and her weird offerings of dead man’s whisky. #TheArchers
October 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Esme must be a time traveller or in a witness protection scheme - the only possible sensible reasons for her wandering accent, her utter lack of knowledge about the farm she grew up on, a complete absence of friends, and her weird offerings of dead man’s whisky. #TheArchers
Were there not sufficient existing farmers to carry a storyline about isolation and depression in the farming sector? Did they have to invent and bump off Mulligan just for this purpose. Seems a trifle heartless, not least to poor old Mulligan. Of whom I am already quite fond. #TheArchers
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Were there not sufficient existing farmers to carry a storyline about isolation and depression in the farming sector? Did they have to invent and bump off Mulligan just for this purpose. Seems a trifle heartless, not least to poor old Mulligan. Of whom I am already quite fond. #TheArchers
I can’t believe I am saying this, because I am not a fan of Grundystorylines…. George did the right thing to apologise, even if he was a bit clunky in how he did it. And Fallon and Jolene did the right thing too. He has served his time, and that is what our justice system is for. #TheArchers
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I can’t believe I am saying this, because I am not a fan of Grundystorylines…. George did the right thing to apologise, even if he was a bit clunky in how he did it. And Fallon and Jolene did the right thing too. He has served his time, and that is what our justice system is for. #TheArchers
How do you know you are in Fiction-land-Borsetshire? (1) It’s midday in a rural pub on a Tuesday, and there are sufficient local customers chatting for an audible hush to be noticeable when young George walks in. (2) said rural pub is “really busy” doing food midday Tuesday lunchtime. #TheArchers
October 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
How do you know you are in Fiction-land-Borsetshire? (1) It’s midday in a rural pub on a Tuesday, and there are sufficient local customers chatting for an audible hush to be noticeable when young George walks in. (2) said rural pub is “really busy” doing food midday Tuesday lunchtime. #TheArchers
Hurray for the return of lovely Akram.
And why has poor Mr Mullegan been invented only to meet his maker?
120 acres….60 head of dairy.
All left to his long lost half brother Brian Aldridge I trust. #TheArchers
And why has poor Mr Mullegan been invented only to meet his maker?
120 acres….60 head of dairy.
All left to his long lost half brother Brian Aldridge I trust. #TheArchers
October 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hurray for the return of lovely Akram.
And why has poor Mr Mullegan been invented only to meet his maker?
120 acres….60 head of dairy.
All left to his long lost half brother Brian Aldridge I trust. #TheArchers
And why has poor Mr Mullegan been invented only to meet his maker?
120 acres….60 head of dairy.
All left to his long lost half brother Brian Aldridge I trust. #TheArchers
The Grundies used to be rounded character semi-lovable rogues, and now they are just caricature rogues, and I really don’t want to hear about them. #TheArchers
October 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Grundies used to be rounded character semi-lovable rogues, and now they are just caricature rogues, and I really don’t want to hear about them. #TheArchers
Be still my fluttering heart; when she dreams of trips to sushi bars, and he dreams of big fat greasy fry-ups, you know these star crossed lovers will be bonded together forever… #TheArchers
October 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Be still my fluttering heart; when she dreams of trips to sushi bars, and he dreams of big fat greasy fry-ups, you know these star crossed lovers will be bonded together forever… #TheArchers
Well ffs that’s me off The Archers again with this ridiculous George story.
IRL Stupid teenager does stupid thing, serves time, gets out, moves on.
In Borsetshire stupid teenager cunningly takes down a gang boss and gets set-up in shocking plot twist.
Back to Audible I go.
#TheArchers
IRL Stupid teenager does stupid thing, serves time, gets out, moves on.
In Borsetshire stupid teenager cunningly takes down a gang boss and gets set-up in shocking plot twist.
Back to Audible I go.
#TheArchers
September 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well ffs that’s me off The Archers again with this ridiculous George story.
IRL Stupid teenager does stupid thing, serves time, gets out, moves on.
In Borsetshire stupid teenager cunningly takes down a gang boss and gets set-up in shocking plot twist.
Back to Audible I go.
#TheArchers
IRL Stupid teenager does stupid thing, serves time, gets out, moves on.
In Borsetshire stupid teenager cunningly takes down a gang boss and gets set-up in shocking plot twist.
Back to Audible I go.
#TheArchers