American Youth Party
@blueshallows.bsky.social
Free minds don’t fit in boxes. You can reject lockdown extremism, question trans kids in sports, and roll your eyes at the pronoun cult—and still fight fascism, defend democracy, and stand up to authoritarian power. This is the American Youth Party.
THE SNAPCHAT PROSECUTOR GLITCHES AGAIN 🤳⚠️
Lindsay Halligan looks like a malfunctioning Snapchat filter that somehow got sworn into federal office.
Bug eyes, melting hearts, evaporating evidence…
America accidentally elected a software bug and called it justice.
Lindsay Halligan looks like a malfunctioning Snapchat filter that somehow got sworn into federal office.
Bug eyes, melting hearts, evaporating evidence…
America accidentally elected a software bug and called it justice.
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
THE SNAPCHAT PROSECUTOR GLITCHES AGAIN 🤳⚠️
Lindsay Halligan looks like a malfunctioning Snapchat filter that somehow got sworn into federal office.
Bug eyes, melting hearts, evaporating evidence…
America accidentally elected a software bug and called it justice.
Lindsay Halligan looks like a malfunctioning Snapchat filter that somehow got sworn into federal office.
Bug eyes, melting hearts, evaporating evidence…
America accidentally elected a software bug and called it justice.
MTG’s breakup letter to Trump is pure chaos. Epstein files glowing like radioactive Pop-Tarts, Trump hiding behind a Diet Coke pole with those tiny panic-hands, and Boebert vaping “UM-PM” hearts behind her. MAGA eating itself is the funniest thing online today. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty 🤡🔥
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
MTG’s breakup letter to Trump is pure chaos. Epstein files glowing like radioactive Pop-Tarts, Trump hiding behind a Diet Coke pole with those tiny panic-hands, and Boebert vaping “UM-PM” hearts behind her. MAGA eating itself is the funniest thing online today. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty 🤡🔥
Karoline Levitt is melting down in the White House bunker while the Epstein Files hover like a UFO over the four GOP reps who voted to release them. Trump’s clutching a Diet Coke IV, Lady DeVille Cashwell is chilling on a subpoena throne, and AYP is just watching the chaos unfold. 😬🔥📁
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Karoline Levitt is melting down in the White House bunker while the Epstein Files hover like a UFO over the four GOP reps who voted to release them. Trump’s clutching a Diet Coke IV, Lady DeVille Cashwell is chilling on a subpoena throne, and AYP is just watching the chaos unfold. 😬🔥📁
VETERANS DAY MEGA-SALE! 🎖️ Freedom ain’t free (but it’s 30% off)! Leader on a gold tank, neon signs flashing “DISCOUNT FREEDOM”, veterans & shoppers in red-white-blue chaos. 🌟 Honour service by selling stuff they can’t afford. #VeteransDay #Satire #FreedomSale
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
VETERANS DAY MEGA-SALE! 🎖️ Freedom ain’t free (but it’s 30% off)! Leader on a gold tank, neon signs flashing “DISCOUNT FREEDOM”, veterans & shoppers in red-white-blue chaos. 🌟 Honour service by selling stuff they can’t afford. #VeteransDay #Satire #FreedomSale
🍞🇺🇸 THE HUNGER GAMES: MAGA EDITION 💀✨
Coming this fall from the same folks who brought you “COVID Roulette” & “Supreme Court Idol”!
Coming this fall from the same folks who brought you “COVID Roulette” & “Supreme Court Idol”!
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🍞🇺🇸 THE HUNGER GAMES: MAGA EDITION 💀✨
Coming this fall from the same folks who brought you “COVID Roulette” & “Supreme Court Idol”!
Coming this fall from the same folks who brought you “COVID Roulette” & “Supreme Court Idol”!
💀🇺🇸 “THE GREAT STARVATION AWAKENING” 🍞🔥
Trump’s USDA orders states to reverse food aid; because hunger builds character, faith, and perfect optics for billionaires on yachts labeled TAX CUTS.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #SNAPBackToJesus #MakeHungerHoly
Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/brettsha...
Trump’s USDA orders states to reverse food aid; because hunger builds character, faith, and perfect optics for billionaires on yachts labeled TAX CUTS.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #SNAPBackToJesus #MakeHungerHoly
Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/brettsha...
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
💀🇺🇸 “THE GREAT STARVATION AWAKENING” 🍞🔥
Trump’s USDA orders states to reverse food aid; because hunger builds character, faith, and perfect optics for billionaires on yachts labeled TAX CUTS.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #SNAPBackToJesus #MakeHungerHoly
Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/brettsha...
Trump’s USDA orders states to reverse food aid; because hunger builds character, faith, and perfect optics for billionaires on yachts labeled TAX CUTS.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #SNAPBackToJesus #MakeHungerHoly
Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/brettsha...
‘La-Z-Girl’- the Erika Kirk Collection.
Waterproof for fake tears, VP’s & flame-resistant for backlash.
Perfect for the woman who believes salvation comes in three easy payments. 💺💰
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LaZGirl
Waterproof for fake tears, VP’s & flame-resistant for backlash.
Perfect for the woman who believes salvation comes in three easy payments. 💺💰
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LaZGirl
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
‘La-Z-Girl’- the Erika Kirk Collection.
Waterproof for fake tears, VP’s & flame-resistant for backlash.
Perfect for the woman who believes salvation comes in three easy payments. 💺💰
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LaZGirl
Waterproof for fake tears, VP’s & flame-resistant for backlash.
Perfect for the woman who believes salvation comes in three easy payments. 💺💰
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LaZGirl
🇺🇸🔥 DOJ memo leak: “Operation Homeland Fragility” has the LA courthouse on fire- literally and figuratively. Bill Essayli clutching a churro labelled “Exhibit A,” Pam Bondi floating above with a golden hair-dryer firing subpoenas.
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
🇺🇸🔥 DOJ memo leak: “Operation Homeland Fragility” has the LA courthouse on fire- literally and figuratively. Bill Essayli clutching a churro labelled “Exhibit A,” Pam Bondi floating above with a golden hair-dryer firing subpoenas.
🇺🇸🔥 AYP EXCLUSIVE: THE DAY LITTLE VILLAGE REFUSED TO DUCK 🇲🇽💥
🎙️ Operation Midway Blitz Meets the Chicago Rebellion 🎯
BREAKING: What DHS calls “an attack,” history will remember as the first civic tantrum of a fed-up generation.
🎙️ Operation Midway Blitz Meets the Chicago Rebellion 🎯
BREAKING: What DHS calls “an attack,” history will remember as the first civic tantrum of a fed-up generation.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
🇺🇸🔥 AYP EXCLUSIVE: THE DAY LITTLE VILLAGE REFUSED TO DUCK 🇲🇽💥
🎙️ Operation Midway Blitz Meets the Chicago Rebellion 🎯
BREAKING: What DHS calls “an attack,” history will remember as the first civic tantrum of a fed-up generation.
🎙️ Operation Midway Blitz Meets the Chicago Rebellion 🎯
BREAKING: What DHS calls “an attack,” history will remember as the first civic tantrum of a fed-up generation.
💄📬 MICHELLE’S BOOK “THE LOOK” & MELANIA’S LEAKED EMAIL 💋📨
🏛️ A MAGA cry for help in couture: Melania writes Michelle asking how to “Be Best” while married to a man who yells at soup and calls that foreign policy.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MelaniaEmailsMichelle #PoliticalSatire #BeFree
🏛️ A MAGA cry for help in couture: Melania writes Michelle asking how to “Be Best” while married to a man who yells at soup and calls that foreign policy.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MelaniaEmailsMichelle #PoliticalSatire #BeFree
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
💄📬 MICHELLE’S BOOK “THE LOOK” & MELANIA’S LEAKED EMAIL 💋📨
🏛️ A MAGA cry for help in couture: Melania writes Michelle asking how to “Be Best” while married to a man who yells at soup and calls that foreign policy.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MelaniaEmailsMichelle #PoliticalSatire #BeFree
🏛️ A MAGA cry for help in couture: Melania writes Michelle asking how to “Be Best” while married to a man who yells at soup and calls that foreign policy.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MelaniaEmailsMichelle #PoliticalSatire #BeFree
🇺🇸💦 THE GREAT MAGA LEAKAGE 🌊🐘
Trump’s Dam of Delusion Has Sprung a Leak; Or Four
Brett Shallowford here, AYP’s Senior Field Correspondent for Political Plumbing, reporting from the site of America’s latest infrastructure emergency- MAGA’s moral levee system.
Trump’s Dam of Delusion Has Sprung a Leak; Or Four
Brett Shallowford here, AYP’s Senior Field Correspondent for Political Plumbing, reporting from the site of America’s latest infrastructure emergency- MAGA’s moral levee system.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
🇺🇸💦 THE GREAT MAGA LEAKAGE 🌊🐘
Trump’s Dam of Delusion Has Sprung a Leak; Or Four
Brett Shallowford here, AYP’s Senior Field Correspondent for Political Plumbing, reporting from the site of America’s latest infrastructure emergency- MAGA’s moral levee system.
Trump’s Dam of Delusion Has Sprung a Leak; Or Four
Brett Shallowford here, AYP’s Senior Field Correspondent for Political Plumbing, reporting from the site of America’s latest infrastructure emergency- MAGA’s moral levee system.
🔥🇺🇸 AYP EXCLUSIVE: “THE SANDWICH REBELLION” WINS ITS FIRST VICTORY 🥪⚖️ #WillNotIndict
Justice Served- With Extra Mayo
Justice Served- With Extra Mayo
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
🔥🇺🇸 AYP EXCLUSIVE: “THE SANDWICH REBELLION” WINS ITS FIRST VICTORY 🥪⚖️ #WillNotIndict
Justice Served- With Extra Mayo
Justice Served- With Extra Mayo
When your healthcare plan is just “let Dr. Oz figure it out.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When your healthcare plan is just “let Dr. Oz figure it out.”
🇺🇸💊 AYP EXCLUSIVE: PROJECT PLACEBO- THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES A BREAKTHROUGH IN COLLAPSE-BASED MEDICINE 💉🩺
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- Washington, D.C.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- Washington, D.C.
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
🇺🇸💊 AYP EXCLUSIVE: PROJECT PLACEBO- THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES A BREAKTHROUGH IN COLLAPSE-BASED MEDICINE 💉🩺
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- Washington, D.C.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- Washington, D.C.
🇺🇸💅🏽 CLARENCE ACCIDENTALLY READS THE CONSTITUTION 💸🦅
Ginni Thomas to Trump: “Clarence’s been whispering ‘Congress makes laws, not kings’ like he’s auditioning for NPR. The man’s twisted into a pretzel trying to justify a tariff on toasters.
Ginni Thomas to Trump: “Clarence’s been whispering ‘Congress makes laws, not kings’ like he’s auditioning for NPR. The man’s twisted into a pretzel trying to justify a tariff on toasters.
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🇺🇸💅🏽 CLARENCE ACCIDENTALLY READS THE CONSTITUTION 💸🦅
Ginni Thomas to Trump: “Clarence’s been whispering ‘Congress makes laws, not kings’ like he’s auditioning for NPR. The man’s twisted into a pretzel trying to justify a tariff on toasters.
Ginni Thomas to Trump: “Clarence’s been whispering ‘Congress makes laws, not kings’ like he’s auditioning for NPR. The man’s twisted into a pretzel trying to justify a tariff on toasters.
🇺🇸🔥 “America Called, Donald — She Wants Her Dignity Back.”
Governor Gavin Newsom just accidentally sent the funniest email in U.S. history: roasting Trump’s “America First” brand while listing every foreign dictator he’s flirted with this week.
Governor Gavin Newsom just accidentally sent the funniest email in U.S. history: roasting Trump’s “America First” brand while listing every foreign dictator he’s flirted with this week.
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
🇺🇸🔥 “America Called, Donald — She Wants Her Dignity Back.”
Governor Gavin Newsom just accidentally sent the funniest email in U.S. history: roasting Trump’s “America First” brand while listing every foreign dictator he’s flirted with this week.
Governor Gavin Newsom just accidentally sent the funniest email in U.S. history: roasting Trump’s “America First” brand while listing every foreign dictator he’s flirted with this week.
🇺🇸❄️ THE MILLER’S NEW ADDRESS: CLASSIFIED 🏰🤡
Stephen discovers a gated community that won’t insult him — where he lives on “Base Freedom-1,” guards salute him, guard dogs wear sunglasses, and chalking addresses is a national security threat. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAParody
Stephen discovers a gated community that won’t insult him — where he lives on “Base Freedom-1,” guards salute him, guard dogs wear sunglasses, and chalking addresses is a national security threat. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAParody
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
🇺🇸❄️ THE MILLER’S NEW ADDRESS: CLASSIFIED 🏰🤡
Stephen discovers a gated community that won’t insult him — where he lives on “Base Freedom-1,” guards salute him, guard dogs wear sunglasses, and chalking addresses is a national security threat. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAParody
Stephen discovers a gated community that won’t insult him — where he lives on “Base Freedom-1,” guards salute him, guard dogs wear sunglasses, and chalking addresses is a national security threat. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MAGAParody
Let them eat Trump steak!
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Let them eat Trump steak!
🇺🇸🎤 “JET FUEL FOR LOVE”: Kash Patel’s $60M Date Night for Democracy ✈️💋
FBI Director Kash Patel used a taxpayer jet to watch his girlfriend sing at Real American Freestyle Wrestling. Calls it “official business.”
FBI Director Kash Patel used a taxpayer jet to watch his girlfriend sing at Real American Freestyle Wrestling. Calls it “official business.”
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
🇺🇸🎤 “JET FUEL FOR LOVE”: Kash Patel’s $60M Date Night for Democracy ✈️💋
FBI Director Kash Patel used a taxpayer jet to watch his girlfriend sing at Real American Freestyle Wrestling. Calls it “official business.”
FBI Director Kash Patel used a taxpayer jet to watch his girlfriend sing at Real American Freestyle Wrestling. Calls it “official business.”
🇺🇸🍞 The Great Gatsby Government is back!
Trump builds a golden ballroom while a judge forces him to fund SNAP again. “Let them eat sirloin,” he says, tearing down the East Wing for the Marie Antoinette Pavilion.
#BreadlineBall #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LetThemEatSirloin
Trump builds a golden ballroom while a judge forces him to fund SNAP again. “Let them eat sirloin,” he says, tearing down the East Wing for the Marie Antoinette Pavilion.
#BreadlineBall #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LetThemEatSirloin
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
🇺🇸🍞 The Great Gatsby Government is back!
Trump builds a golden ballroom while a judge forces him to fund SNAP again. “Let them eat sirloin,” he says, tearing down the East Wing for the Marie Antoinette Pavilion.
#BreadlineBall #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LetThemEatSirloin
Trump builds a golden ballroom while a judge forces him to fund SNAP again. “Let them eat sirloin,” he says, tearing down the East Wing for the Marie Antoinette Pavilion.
#BreadlineBall #AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LetThemEatSirloin
🇺🇸⚰️ THE MAGA BAPTISM OF EGO & INFLUENCE 💋💀
JD & Erika just held a “Resurrection Rally” to honor the dearly departed influence of a right-wing youth movement that accidentally became a pyramid scheme.
JD & Erika just held a “Resurrection Rally” to honor the dearly departed influence of a right-wing youth movement that accidentally became a pyramid scheme.
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
🇺🇸⚰️ THE MAGA BAPTISM OF EGO & INFLUENCE 💋💀
JD & Erika just held a “Resurrection Rally” to honor the dearly departed influence of a right-wing youth movement that accidentally became a pyramid scheme.
JD & Erika just held a “Resurrection Rally” to honor the dearly departed influence of a right-wing youth movement that accidentally became a pyramid scheme.
The CEO & HR lady got caught at a Coldplay concert. JD & Erika did it under a spotlight with White Jesus as stage manager.
Difference? The CEO got fired. JD got a standing ovation & a new prayer line. 🙌🇺🇸 One lost stock options. The other gained a Fox News segment & a merch line. 🎤🔥
Difference? The CEO got fired. JD got a standing ovation & a new prayer line. 🙌🇺🇸 One lost stock options. The other gained a Fox News segment & a merch line. 🎤🔥
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The CEO & HR lady got caught at a Coldplay concert. JD & Erika did it under a spotlight with White Jesus as stage manager.
Difference? The CEO got fired. JD got a standing ovation & a new prayer line. 🙌🇺🇸 One lost stock options. The other gained a Fox News segment & a merch line. 🎤🔥
Difference? The CEO got fired. JD got a standing ovation & a new prayer line. 🙌🇺🇸 One lost stock options. The other gained a Fox News segment & a merch line. 🎤🔥