Lapis Lazuli
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❛ 𝑊𝐸'𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 ᔆᴬᴵᵞᴬᴺ ᔆᵁᴾᴿᴱᴹᴱ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 .ᐟ
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❛ 𝑊𝐸'𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 ᔆᴬᴵᵞᴬᴺ ᔆᵁᴾᴿᴱᴹᴱ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 .ᐟ
July 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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❛ 𝑊𝐸'𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 ᔆᴬᴵᵞᴬᴺ ᔆᵁᴾᴿᴱᴹᴱ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 .ᐟ
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❛ 𝑊𝐸'𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 ᔆᴬᴵᵞᴬᴺ ᔆᵁᴾᴿᴱᴹᴱ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 .ᐟ
Feel like being problematic today
July 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Feel like being problematic today
Bit late to tell me that. I'm literally in the middle of skipping.
I think I'm just bored of doing the same thing every day for the last nine years. Tried mixing things up by showing up to class high, but Pearl said that was "inappropriate".
Speaking of drugs, I got some advil for your sniffling.
I think I'm just bored of doing the same thing every day for the last nine years. Tried mixing things up by showing up to class high, but Pearl said that was "inappropriate".
Speaking of drugs, I got some advil for your sniffling.
Lapis? You're the teacher! You cannot be skipping classes!
Why are you bored? Looking for a new adventure or something interesting to do?
Why are you bored? Looking for a new adventure or something interesting to do?
Good. Glad you appreciate it.
I've been alright, I guess. Pretty bored. Been skipping classes lately.
[Lapis... You're the teacher.]
I've been alright, I guess. Pretty bored. Been skipping classes lately.
[Lapis... You're the teacher.]
July 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Bit late to tell me that. I'm literally in the middle of skipping.
I think I'm just bored of doing the same thing every day for the last nine years. Tried mixing things up by showing up to class high, but Pearl said that was "inappropriate".
Speaking of drugs, I got some advil for your sniffling.
I think I'm just bored of doing the same thing every day for the last nine years. Tried mixing things up by showing up to class high, but Pearl said that was "inappropriate".
Speaking of drugs, I got some advil for your sniffling.
Good. Glad you appreciate it.
I've been alright, I guess. Pretty bored. Been skipping classes lately.
[Lapis... You're the teacher.]
I've been alright, I guess. Pretty bored. Been skipping classes lately.
[Lapis... You're the teacher.]
I understand, I...appreciate(?) the want to beat up my sadness if I had any at this point in time. . .!
[Sniffles again.]
Ugh. How are you, Lapis? Haven't seen you in a hot minute.
[Sniffles again.]
Ugh. How are you, Lapis? Haven't seen you in a hot minute.
My bad. Thought it was a sad sniffle, not a sick sniffle. Don't think I could beat that up unfortunately.
July 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Good. Glad you appreciate it.
I've been alright, I guess. Pretty bored. Been skipping classes lately.
[Lapis... You're the teacher.]
I've been alright, I guess. Pretty bored. Been skipping classes lately.
[Lapis... You're the teacher.]
My bad. Thought it was a sad sniffle, not a sick sniffle. Don't think I could beat that up unfortunately.
Oh, Lapis! Heyyyy--! No, No, i just think I'm getting sick or something.
Or allergies!
Or allergies!
Steven? What's wrong? Do I gotta beat somebody up for you?
July 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My bad. Thought it was a sad sniffle, not a sick sniffle. Don't think I could beat that up unfortunately.
Steven? What's wrong? Do I gotta beat somebody up for you?
. . . [Sniffle.]
July 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Steven? What's wrong? Do I gotta beat somebody up for you?
"Happy father's day to all the dads out there. Except the one I slept with. And Sour Cream's dad because he's also a bum. Vidalia traded up with Yellowtail."
June 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Happy father's day to all the dads out there. Except the one I slept with. And Sour Cream's dad because he's also a bum. Vidalia traded up with Yellowtail."
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Oh hell yes
A new ‘STEVEN UNIVERSE’ series is in the works for Prime Video.
Titled ‘STEVEN UNIVERSE: LARS TO THE STARS’
Titled ‘STEVEN UNIVERSE: LARS TO THE STARS’
June 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh hell yes
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June 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
/ We are so back
"Lars of The Stars", a Steven Universe spinoff, is officially in the works and coming to Prime Video in the future!
#StevenUniverse
#StevenUniverse
June 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
/ We are so back
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June 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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"Lars of The Stars", a Steven Universe spinoff, is officially in the works and coming to Prime Video in the future!
#StevenUniverse
#StevenUniverse
June 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Lars of The Stars", a Steven Universe spinoff, is officially in the works and coming to Prime Video in the future!
#StevenUniverse
#StevenUniverse
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June 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I am so lonely. All of my gems are scared of me. No one warps to me. No one wants to be my crewmate-- They think I am corrupted. They send me from colony to colony conquering in their name. "Jasper". I don't even get a real name, only a purpose.
#Invincible #StevenUniverse
#Invincible #StevenUniverse
March 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I am so lonely. All of my gems are scared of me. No one warps to me. No one wants to be my crewmate-- They think I am corrupted. They send me from colony to colony conquering in their name. "Jasper". I don't even get a real name, only a purpose.
#Invincible #StevenUniverse
#Invincible #StevenUniverse
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May 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
. . .
May I ask why?
May I ask why?
. . .
I don’t want her to come back.
I don’t want her to come back.
Bummer. Know a guy who can fix that. As long as you're okay with her being pink and semi-immortal and her hair being a portal for him.
May 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
. . .
May I ask why?
May I ask why?
Bummer. Know a guy who can fix that. As long as you're okay with her being pink and semi-immortal and her hair being a portal for him.
No she got herself killed.
What? Did you divorce or something?
May 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Bummer. Know a guy who can fix that. As long as you're okay with her being pink and semi-immortal and her hair being a portal for him.
What? Did you divorce or something?
I’m going to have to start dating again after awhile.
Ugh.. What a pain.
Ugh.. What a pain.
May 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What? Did you divorce or something?
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/ I'm going to be offline today
April 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
/ I'm going to be offline today
"Right? Anyway, hand that cupcake over here."
She holds her hand out.
She holds her hand out.
April 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Right? Anyway, hand that cupcake over here."
She holds her hand out.
She holds her hand out.
"Yeah, that'd work. She's like a vacuum. Watched her drink used fryer grease once. Was equal parts disgusting and fascinating."
April 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"Yeah, that'd work. She's like a vacuum. Watched her drink used fryer grease once. Was equal parts disgusting and fascinating."