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"Prince Ali Labubu"
- my brain, every time I hear or read that word
July 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The worst crime Blake Lively has committed is making Candace Owens look like a reasonable commentator to anyone who doesn't know who Candace Owens is.
March 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
nothing ruins a spicy scene like wanting to yell "YOU ARE GOING TO GET A UTI" at the FMC. this applies to booktok, movies/tv, and also real life.
March 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When I was a preteen I had a big crush on Shane West and his face. Now in my 30s I have a big crush on Shane East and his voice. When do Shane North and Shane South show up, and what will I like about them?
February 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A character in this audiobook is from Argentina, which means I've gotten to hear the narrator say "Bway-noze Air-ez", "alfa-yorz", and the oh so classic "empañadas"... So now my ears are bleeding and also I want alfajores.
February 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Why does my dog sit like this #Smeagol
February 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
My Brain: It's officially evening, do we REALLY need another coffee?
Also My Brain: If we use the lavender syrup flavor, it counts as relaxing.
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
They really took the concept of women updating each other on current events, called it "gossip", and labeled it a sin.
February 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I have given one dramatic recitation of the "Forgot About Dre" chorus, and one excellent Christina of Milan joke in the last 24 hours, both to people who 100% did not understand what I was even saying
#UnderappreciatedInMyTime #TudorHumor #WhyAmILikeThis
January 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ICE was in my neighborhood today. My heart hurts for all the victims and for everyone just trying to survive in this fucked up world.
January 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Could ... could this actually do the thing? I mean, even the lady who still believes there are litter boxes in school bathrooms has been radicalized.

Next I wanna see compilations of the rich old ⚪ people who really thought they'd done something react.

youtu.be/AKjk9vx1x24
The US Will Never Be The Same - Americans React To Red Note - TikTok ban
YouTube video by Crazy Internet News
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I can't believe they got Snoop. Pac would be so ashamed.
a man wearing a hat that says " white " on it
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says " white " on it
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Someone please explain why whenever there is a badass FMC who isn't really physically described in a book, my brain just decides to cast Audrey from Atlantis: TLE in the part? #Hyperphantasia
a cartoon woman wearing a hat and overalls is smiling
ALT: a cartoon woman wearing a hat and overalls is smiling
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Actually left the apartment to RUN THIS CITY (jk it was a doctor appointment) #Smeagol #NYC #WestMemphisThree
January 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
So this is where all the queer communists went? Sweet.
a man is standing in front of a door with the words `` i have arrived '' on it .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a door with the words `` i have arrived '' on it .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM