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"Prince Ali Labubu"
- my brain, every time I hear or read that word
- my brain, every time I hear or read that word
July 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Prince Ali Labubu"
- my brain, every time I hear or read that word
- my brain, every time I hear or read that word
The worst crime Blake Lively has committed is making Candace Owens look like a reasonable commentator to anyone who doesn't know who Candace Owens is.
March 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The worst crime Blake Lively has committed is making Candace Owens look like a reasonable commentator to anyone who doesn't know who Candace Owens is.
nothing ruins a spicy scene like wanting to yell "YOU ARE GOING TO GET A UTI" at the FMC. this applies to booktok, movies/tv, and also real life.
March 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
nothing ruins a spicy scene like wanting to yell "YOU ARE GOING TO GET A UTI" at the FMC. this applies to booktok, movies/tv, and also real life.
When I was a preteen I had a big crush on Shane West and his face. Now in my 30s I have a big crush on Shane East and his voice. When do Shane North and Shane South show up, and what will I like about them?
February 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When I was a preteen I had a big crush on Shane West and his face. Now in my 30s I have a big crush on Shane East and his voice. When do Shane North and Shane South show up, and what will I like about them?
A character in this audiobook is from Argentina, which means I've gotten to hear the narrator say "Bway-noze Air-ez", "alfa-yorz", and the oh so classic "empañadas"... So now my ears are bleeding and also I want alfajores.
February 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
A character in this audiobook is from Argentina, which means I've gotten to hear the narrator say "Bway-noze Air-ez", "alfa-yorz", and the oh so classic "empañadas"... So now my ears are bleeding and also I want alfajores.
My Brain: It's officially evening, do we REALLY need another coffee?
Also My Brain: If we use the lavender syrup flavor, it counts as relaxing.
Also My Brain: If we use the lavender syrup flavor, it counts as relaxing.
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My Brain: It's officially evening, do we REALLY need another coffee?
Also My Brain: If we use the lavender syrup flavor, it counts as relaxing.
Also My Brain: If we use the lavender syrup flavor, it counts as relaxing.
They really took the concept of women updating each other on current events, called it "gossip", and labeled it a sin.
February 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
They really took the concept of women updating each other on current events, called it "gossip", and labeled it a sin.
I have given one dramatic recitation of the "Forgot About Dre" chorus, and one excellent Christina of Milan joke in the last 24 hours, both to people who 100% did not understand what I was even saying
#UnderappreciatedInMyTime #TudorHumor #WhyAmILikeThis
#UnderappreciatedInMyTime #TudorHumor #WhyAmILikeThis
January 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have given one dramatic recitation of the "Forgot About Dre" chorus, and one excellent Christina of Milan joke in the last 24 hours, both to people who 100% did not understand what I was even saying
#UnderappreciatedInMyTime #TudorHumor #WhyAmILikeThis
#UnderappreciatedInMyTime #TudorHumor #WhyAmILikeThis
ICE was in my neighborhood today. My heart hurts for all the victims and for everyone just trying to survive in this fucked up world.
January 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
ICE was in my neighborhood today. My heart hurts for all the victims and for everyone just trying to survive in this fucked up world.
Could ... could this actually do the thing? I mean, even the lady who still believes there are litter boxes in school bathrooms has been radicalized.
Next I wanna see compilations of the rich old ⚪ people who really thought they'd done something react.
youtu.be/AKjk9vx1x24
Next I wanna see compilations of the rich old ⚪ people who really thought they'd done something react.
youtu.be/AKjk9vx1x24
The US Will Never Be The Same - Americans React To Red Note - TikTok ban
YouTube video by Crazy Internet News
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Could ... could this actually do the thing? I mean, even the lady who still believes there are litter boxes in school bathrooms has been radicalized.
Next I wanna see compilations of the rich old ⚪ people who really thought they'd done something react.
youtu.be/AKjk9vx1x24
Next I wanna see compilations of the rich old ⚪ people who really thought they'd done something react.
youtu.be/AKjk9vx1x24
I can't believe they got Snoop. Pac would be so ashamed.
a man wearing a hat that says " white " on it
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says " white " on it
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I can't believe they got Snoop. Pac would be so ashamed.
Someone please explain why whenever there is a badass FMC who isn't really physically described in a book, my brain just decides to cast Audrey from Atlantis: TLE in the part? #Hyperphantasia
a cartoon woman wearing a hat and overalls is smiling
ALT: a cartoon woman wearing a hat and overalls is smiling
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Someone please explain why whenever there is a badass FMC who isn't really physically described in a book, my brain just decides to cast Audrey from Atlantis: TLE in the part? #Hyperphantasia
Actually left the apartment to RUN THIS CITY (jk it was a doctor appointment) #Smeagol #NYC #WestMemphisThree
January 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Actually left the apartment to RUN THIS CITY (jk it was a doctor appointment) #Smeagol #NYC #WestMemphisThree
So this is where all the queer communists went? Sweet.
a man is standing in front of a door with the words `` i have arrived '' on it .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a door with the words `` i have arrived '' on it .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
So this is where all the queer communists went? Sweet.