Curtis Haring
@blueinredzion.bsky.social
My cat can eat a whole watermelon!
I spy with my transit loving eye a sign that we are close to a new BRT route opening! @rideuta-mirror.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I spy with my transit loving eye a sign that we are close to a new BRT route opening! @rideuta-mirror.bsky.social
JFC - $6.59 for a single garbage corn dog from Applebee's - I can get 24 of these at Walmart for the same price.
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
JFC - $6.59 for a single garbage corn dog from Applebee's - I can get 24 of these at Walmart for the same price.
For the love of God, sound off, but that movement at around 20 seconds is the first hint that this is an AI video and not actually Donnie:
youtu.be/-q1N6Akpz9c?...
youtu.be/-q1N6Akpz9c?...
President Trump Delivers Remarks on Charlie Kirk
YouTube video by The White House
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
For the love of God, sound off, but that movement at around 20 seconds is the first hint that this is an AI video and not actually Donnie:
youtu.be/-q1N6Akpz9c?...
youtu.be/-q1N6Akpz9c?...
The Internet going down at the office is the modern day, adult equivalent of a snow day.
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Internet going down at the office is the modern day, adult equivalent of a snow day.
The Left: Oh, cool, that's an unexpected surprise, but I support this logo change because the old version reinforced racist stereotypes, and we should try to move past such things.
The Right: AAAARRRR!~!!!1!!!1 dEy ToOk OuT oLd MAn, dIs iS WOOOOOOKEEEEE!!!!!111
God, I hate this timeline.
The Right: AAAARRRR!~!!!1!!!1 dEy ToOk OuT oLd MAn, dIs iS WOOOOOOKEEEEE!!!!!111
God, I hate this timeline.
August 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Left: Oh, cool, that's an unexpected surprise, but I support this logo change because the old version reinforced racist stereotypes, and we should try to move past such things.
The Right: AAAARRRR!~!!!1!!!1 dEy ToOk OuT oLd MAn, dIs iS WOOOOOOKEEEEE!!!!!111
God, I hate this timeline.
The Right: AAAARRRR!~!!!1!!!1 dEy ToOk OuT oLd MAn, dIs iS WOOOOOOKEEEEE!!!!!111
God, I hate this timeline.
My version of a speedball: Benadryl and Coffee...
August 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My version of a speedball: Benadryl and Coffee...
Hey, idiots, wanna know why the Federal Reserve is actually a good thing? This: this is why - to reduce economic instability - and it has been doing a damn good job of it, all things considered. For the record the fed was created in 1913.
August 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey, idiots, wanna know why the Federal Reserve is actually a good thing? This: this is why - to reduce economic instability - and it has been doing a damn good job of it, all things considered. For the record the fed was created in 1913.
Man, I really need a monkey's paw and a REALLY good lawyer in contract law.
August 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man, I really need a monkey's paw and a REALLY good lawyer in contract law.
Daft Hands - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
YouTube video by Fr. Eckle Studios
www.youtube.com
July 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
As a kid, I couldn't understand how Clark Kent's coworkers couldn't tell he was Superman.
As an adult, I don't understand how Superman is allowed to take so much time off work.
As an adult, I don't understand how Superman is allowed to take so much time off work.
July 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
As a kid, I couldn't understand how Clark Kent's coworkers couldn't tell he was Superman.
As an adult, I don't understand how Superman is allowed to take so much time off work.
As an adult, I don't understand how Superman is allowed to take so much time off work.
Even the Nazi's were civil enough to not sell gas chamber merch. #AlligatorAlcatraz #AlligatorAuschwitz
July 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Even the Nazi's were civil enough to not sell gas chamber merch. #AlligatorAlcatraz #AlligatorAuschwitz
#Murkowski is classic Republican: I know it's bad for everyone, but I got mine, so screw all y'all.
July 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
#Murkowski is classic Republican: I know it's bad for everyone, but I got mine, so screw all y'all.
Jesus, the peacekeepers clearly did the right thing during the #SLCNoKing to stop a mass shooting, but I am sure they feel awful.
June 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Jesus, the peacekeepers clearly did the right thing during the #SLCNoKing to stop a mass shooting, but I am sure they feel awful.
Oof, once again @bagleycartoons.bsky.social is spot on.
June 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Oof, once again @bagleycartoons.bsky.social is spot on.
Did Tulsi just start playing/watching #Fallout? JFC - just more evidence we have a Putin puppet.
DNI Tulsi Gabbard repeats Putin’s talking points today, releasing an unhinged video where she claims that “political elites” want a nuclear war with Russia because they have sophisticated bomb shelters that will help them survive it.
June 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Did Tulsi just start playing/watching #Fallout? JFC - just more evidence we have a Putin puppet.
I stand with the people of #LA against tyranny.
If you are masked, don't have a warrant, have inconsistent uniforms, and deny access to members of Congress, you aren't enforcing the law - you are kidnapping people.
If you are masked, don't have a warrant, have inconsistent uniforms, and deny access to members of Congress, you aren't enforcing the law - you are kidnapping people.
June 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I stand with the people of #LA against tyranny.
If you are masked, don't have a warrant, have inconsistent uniforms, and deny access to members of Congress, you aren't enforcing the law - you are kidnapping people.
If you are masked, don't have a warrant, have inconsistent uniforms, and deny access to members of Congress, you aren't enforcing the law - you are kidnapping people.
So, if #Elon knew Trump was in the #EpsteinFiles, why did he support #Trump and encourage people to vote for him? I mean, this isn't actually new information.
June 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So, if #Elon knew Trump was in the #EpsteinFiles, why did he support #Trump and encourage people to vote for him? I mean, this isn't actually new information.
I suspect that my usage of "JFC" when commenting on news articles has grown exponentially over the past six months...
June 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I suspect that my usage of "JFC" when commenting on news articles has grown exponentially over the past six months...
Who has two thumbs and forgot to take his Adderall this morning?
*gets bored with this tired joke midway through and fails to deliver the punchline.*
*gets bored with this tired joke midway through and fails to deliver the punchline.*
May 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who has two thumbs and forgot to take his Adderall this morning?
*gets bored with this tired joke midway through and fails to deliver the punchline.*
*gets bored with this tired joke midway through and fails to deliver the punchline.*
Anyone else getting requests to update their alumni records from the @utah.edu?
I'm not asking if it is legit, what I *AM* asking is if they know why no one who graduated after 2005 is responding.
Could it be that the idea of calling a toll-free number is repugnant to anyone under the age of 45?
I'm not asking if it is legit, what I *AM* asking is if they know why no one who graduated after 2005 is responding.
Could it be that the idea of calling a toll-free number is repugnant to anyone under the age of 45?
May 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Anyone else getting requests to update their alumni records from the @utah.edu?
I'm not asking if it is legit, what I *AM* asking is if they know why no one who graduated after 2005 is responding.
Could it be that the idea of calling a toll-free number is repugnant to anyone under the age of 45?
I'm not asking if it is legit, what I *AM* asking is if they know why no one who graduated after 2005 is responding.
Could it be that the idea of calling a toll-free number is repugnant to anyone under the age of 45?
Did you know that if you have a Gmail account, it ignores periods?
In related news, I've known that I share the same name as someone who forgets to put their middle initial in their email address.
So, a Curtis Haring out there is confused as to why they are not getting 2FA codes (4 in a row now).
In related news, I've known that I share the same name as someone who forgets to put their middle initial in their email address.
So, a Curtis Haring out there is confused as to why they are not getting 2FA codes (4 in a row now).
May 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Did you know that if you have a Gmail account, it ignores periods?
In related news, I've known that I share the same name as someone who forgets to put their middle initial in their email address.
So, a Curtis Haring out there is confused as to why they are not getting 2FA codes (4 in a row now).
In related news, I've known that I share the same name as someone who forgets to put their middle initial in their email address.
So, a Curtis Haring out there is confused as to why they are not getting 2FA codes (4 in a row now).
MAGA, utterly lacking in the ability to think abstractly: "Why did he post a picture of $1.33?"
May 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
MAGA, utterly lacking in the ability to think abstractly: "Why did he post a picture of $1.33?"