any sufficiently advanced posing clips are indistinguishable from solo male porn
March 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
any sufficiently advanced posing clips are indistinguishable from solo male porn
someone in class said “I think those LED headlights are bad” and it pissed me off like what a cold take. me personally I think the people driving the LED headlight cars should be taken to town squares and viciously murdered
March 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
someone in class said “I think those LED headlights are bad” and it pissed me off like what a cold take. me personally I think the people driving the LED headlight cars should be taken to town squares and viciously murdered
usually when I see people doing stuff I dont understand in the gym I tend to imagine they know what theyre doing and that it doesnt matter that I dont. but sometimes someones just throwing pussy ass air punches and its like. dude go do that at home u look like a dumbass. go lift weights or something
March 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
usually when I see people doing stuff I dont understand in the gym I tend to imagine they know what theyre doing and that it doesnt matter that I dont. but sometimes someones just throwing pussy ass air punches and its like. dude go do that at home u look like a dumbass. go lift weights or something
disabled woman rolling down the sidewalk in her electric wheelchair, clutching a coffee, smoking a cigarette. A man dressed like shaggy and his girlfriend who clearly just got pounded wearing obviously his clothing. always something to see in Portland.
March 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
disabled woman rolling down the sidewalk in her electric wheelchair, clutching a coffee, smoking a cigarette. A man dressed like shaggy and his girlfriend who clearly just got pounded wearing obviously his clothing. always something to see in Portland.
calling every gym in the portland metro trying to find the one with the greatest number of midtier bodybuilder girls just so that I can never speak to them or even look at them👍
February 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
calling every gym in the portland metro trying to find the one with the greatest number of midtier bodybuilder girls just so that I can never speak to them or even look at them👍
softlaunched being in a throuple at family dinner and my sister started cryign
February 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
softlaunched being in a throuple at family dinner and my sister started cryign
snow day as a kid: stay inside and play video games!
snow day as an adult: get drunk and drive on the wrong side of the road!
snow day as an adult: get drunk and drive on the wrong side of the road!
February 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
snow day as a kid: stay inside and play video games!
snow day as an adult: get drunk and drive on the wrong side of the road!
snow day as an adult: get drunk and drive on the wrong side of the road!
white boy SHOCKS waiter by ordering in broken english (MUST SEE)
February 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
white boy SHOCKS waiter by ordering in broken english (MUST SEE)
you fool, obviously they picked the unlimited bacon
February 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
you fool, obviously they picked the unlimited bacon
other than my heart (torn apart) the stripper date when great without loss of organs
February 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
other than my heart (torn apart) the stripper date when great without loss of organs
I have a date with two strippers that I met at my workplace (bar) this week. any tips for keeping my organs intact or is it just a roll of the dice
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have a date with two strippers that I met at my workplace (bar) this week. any tips for keeping my organs intact or is it just a roll of the dice
softlaunching your new girlfriend to your wife be like please move out 🙏
January 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
softlaunching your new girlfriend to your wife be like please move out 🙏
do you think a waterpik as a handheld bidet is a bad idea
January 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
do you think a waterpik as a handheld bidet is a bad idea
I hate being in college because why I have to turn around and discuss the reading with the person behind me who has with “DYKE” tattooed across their throat in big, unambiguous letters. that is insane
January 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I hate being in college because why I have to turn around and discuss the reading with the person behind me who has with “DYKE” tattooed across their throat in big, unambiguous letters. that is insane
listen I know its fucked up to reduce a group of people to a number but the only name I can remember is Thanos and thats stupid as fuck
January 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
listen I know its fucked up to reduce a group of people to a number but the only name I can remember is Thanos and thats stupid as fuck
new year new me, I am performing #experiments and changing myself
January 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
new year new me, I am performing #experiments and changing myself
first date, rawdog her canal, suezcide mission
December 29, 2024 at 5:55 AM
first date, rawdog her canal, suezcide mission
a hundredth geck has hit the tower
December 25, 2024 at 12:43 AM
a hundredth geck has hit the tower
the porn intros with hardcore penetration footage overlapped by royalty free YT music are insane
December 22, 2024 at 8:49 AM
the porn intros with hardcore penetration footage overlapped by royalty free YT music are insane
I’m 23 and my mom has an ultrasound scheduled for today like lol am I really gonna be a big bro again at this age???
December 10, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I’m 23 and my mom has an ultrasound scheduled for today like lol am I really gonna be a big bro again at this age???
ask her what kind of condoms she prefers (shows you are an empath and respect her) and then tell her “damn sorry they dont have that in xsmall :(“
December 7, 2024 at 11:20 PM
ask her what kind of condoms she prefers (shows you are an empath and respect her) and then tell her “damn sorry they dont have that in xsmall :(“
most beautiful woman youve ever met in your entire life, or just pretty red hair. how are you supposed to know
December 6, 2024 at 11:30 PM
most beautiful woman youve ever met in your entire life, or just pretty red hair. how are you supposed to know
pause my music at the gym to try to connect w my muscle better but instead just listening to my own groans. like great now I’m horny
December 6, 2024 at 12:28 AM
pause my music at the gym to try to connect w my muscle better but instead just listening to my own groans. like great now I’m horny