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"You guys want this, or American Gladiators?"

"Gladiators."
Not everybody has to be ride-or-die. Not every friend or acquaintance you have needs to be the one you call at 3am and they show up with a shovel and no questions. Your desk neighbor, who asks you how your day is going and occasionally opens a soda bottle with a lid you can't unscrew is also great.
August 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Some myth debunking.
7 Popular Haircare Trends That Are Actually DESTROYING Your Hair
YouTube video by Blowout Professor
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August 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"You guys want this, or American Gladiators?"

"Gladiators."
August 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"I don't care for Gob."
Best of Lucille Bluth
YouTube video by Ryan Kyle Newman
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August 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
you’re still going to be you on vacation
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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August 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Still my jam. Not sorry.
Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back) (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by BackstreetBoysVEVO
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August 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Prime Directive is really nicely phrased, but I think the Federation could have saved some electrons by just saying "don't fuck with a civilization that hasn't had their Last Ever War and has subsequently gotten their shit together."
August 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
@itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social I see your badgers and I raise you a Trogdor the Burninator.
Strong Bad Email #58 - Dragon
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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July 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I did not think Hulk would ever die.
July 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I did not think Ozzy would ever die.
July 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I do not have unlimited data on my phone plan, and sometimes I end up having my speed throttled with a good two weeks left in the billing cycle. And I do mean "a good two weeks." Not wanting to bother with slow data speeds means a lot less time on my phone, and I'm always happier during that time.
July 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Coffee is about to get stupid expensive. Nescafe may want to try this hot (cool!) new thing called "reading the fucking room."
Coffee giant Nescafe targets Gen Z as consumption habits shift
Nestle-owned Nescafe is going after new coffee categories to attract more consumers to the brand.
www.cnbc.com
July 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"Mervyn, do not summon Bagagwa" is sending me.
merv the cat doesn't want the bed made. #bagagwa #cat #felinefocus #catnews #felinefriday
YouTube video by Merv the Cat (...& Chad)
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July 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I just googled "Gul Dukat action figure" because of a post in my tumblr dashboard. #peakmillennial
July 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
July 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I don't believe chemtrails are a thing, but I also don't believe that dumping that much jet fuel exhaust into the atmosphere can be, you know, GOOD for anybody.
July 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
July 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sea life tends to move toward a crab-like shape (carcinization) while land life seems to want to be anteaters. I'm good with it.
July 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I ate junk food today and I'm not mad about it, obviously, since I chose to do it, but I do not feel physically well about it and this is always the part I forget about.
July 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Enjoying my forties because I read a fashion article full of "what's in/what's out" type content and think, nope, this editor's thoughts on this topic do not in fact matter to me and I'm going to do what I want. I should have let myself become this ungovernable twenty years ago.
July 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
"We don't chase boys that don't like us." Damn straight, ma'am.
It is 2025 girl #Shorts
YouTube video by Carisa Hendrix & Lucy Darling
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July 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Kiefer Sutherland's earlobes are rage bait.
July 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's fun to pin thousands of dollars of pretty eyeshadow palettes onto a pinterest board. Also, it's free instead of thousands of dollars to buy.
July 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Has anyone considered that bigfoot might just be a really ratty bear?
July 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM