Blue Saint Ghost
bluebitchsaint.bsky.social
Blue Saint Ghost
@bluebitchsaint.bsky.social
🤫🧏

I died guys I died giving birth
He/him
(Parody account)
SOF I forgive you if you help me find our child he’s gone
April 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What a day, my dads are fighting, one of them came back from hell, they’re kissing other people, and now my father has, I believe, given me up for adoption. As such, I am going to run away. I may not come back.
Keep an eye out for my diss track, which I will upload from an unknown location
April 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Wow I use my powers of descension to claw my way back to the mortal realm and the first thing I see is my husband making out with some creature

Wowwww
April 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’ve officially been alive for 24 hours!! Wowie!!! I love life-

*the egg starts to crack. As the ground shakes around it, gravity starts to get weird as hell. Suddenly, with a large CRACK, a black hole opens, sucking me in and killing me instantly. But out of the rubble, a new life form appears…*
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We have an egg!! It’s shaking oh boy oh boy oh gee oh golly there’s gonna be a child
March 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Banana Slugcat
March 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Goodnight to all my new friends, what a great first day of being alive! I have a fiancé, we got an egg, I started a war, it was ended with gay, I’m blue, there’s a rainbow guy, and these two little dead pups haunted me :D

Amazing first day wouldn’t have it any other way
March 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Why can’t we all just love each other 😔 everyone is special in their own special way special
March 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Saint war has been averted thanks to homosexuality
March 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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//I already made Wayyy too mAny , IM SO TIRED FIN/Ref
March 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m blue da ba dee da ba diee
IF I WERE GREEENN I would dieeee da ba dee da ba diee
March 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I HATE IT HERE
March 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
March 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
What’s up my blue ballers?
March 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM