@adamcsharp.bsky.social When she was very small, my youngest sister somehow managed to conflate the words underpants and ambulance to produce what sounded (variously) like underblance and/or anderblunce.
Have you come across any like it?

TALC. Trump arse licker's club?

And squadrons of pigs will flypast in salute...

When will Trump mention his unicorn breeding program?

For every A lister mentioned in the news that has had their home burnt down, there are probably hundreds of honest hard working people who don't have a hope in hell of buying their way out of this disaster. Spare a thought for them...

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you've been made upside down.