bloatyhead
@bloatyhead.bsky.social
Three shitposts in a trenchcoat.
Broadly the same old shit as Over There, plus some football til I get a second account, sorry.
Broadly the same old shit as Over There, plus some football til I get a second account, sorry.
@hlllyh.bsky.social hey kids, before I drop this amount do you think there's any chance of European distro for the record ever happening? Happy to pay up if necessary but if it might be an option I might hold off.
June 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
@hlllyh.bsky.social hey kids, before I drop this amount do you think there's any chance of European distro for the record ever happening? Happy to pay up if necessary but if it might be an option I might hold off.
just logging on to say if you're somehow getting angry about about Arsenal signing a premier league proven third choice central midfielder for nine million quid you need to go outside and have a nice can of Sprite, maybe look at the sky for a bit
June 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
just logging on to say if you're somehow getting angry about about Arsenal signing a premier league proven third choice central midfielder for nine million quid you need to go outside and have a nice can of Sprite, maybe look at the sky for a bit
hell yeah indeed
June 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
hell yeah indeed
"ooh he's not good enough on the ball to be the 8" fuckin grow up
April 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"ooh he's not good enough on the ball to be the 8" fuckin grow up
Emi Martinez getting done at his near post? No, that can't be right.
April 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Emi Martinez getting done at his near post? No, that can't be right.
Arsenal mates - any of the regular pubs round Highbury/Finsbury Park way indicated that they've definitely got Amazon Prime? Don't want to get caught scrabbling at the last minute this evening - looks like The Tolly have done in the past?
April 8, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Arsenal mates - any of the regular pubs round Highbury/Finsbury Park way indicated that they've definitely got Amazon Prime? Don't want to get caught scrabbling at the last minute this evening - looks like The Tolly have done in the past?
did they just put silksong in the fucken sizzle reel????
April 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
did they just put silksong in the fucken sizzle reel????
if that's a hamstring that's White, Gabriel, Calafiori, Rice, Odegaard, Martinelli, Havertz, Jesus, Saka all out for big chunks - I'm not really sure what people want from Arteta, frankly it's a miracle we're still in 2nd
April 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
if that's a hamstring that's White, Gabriel, Calafiori, Rice, Odegaard, Martinelli, Havertz, Jesus, Saka all out for big chunks - I'm not really sure what people want from Arteta, frankly it's a miracle we're still in 2nd
Jordan Montgomery opting into a one year player option for $25m and immediately fucking off to get Tommy John Surgery is so so so funny. That man can never set foot in Arizona again. Hell, he might have to give the adjoining states a wide berth.
March 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jordan Montgomery opting into a one year player option for $25m and immediately fucking off to get Tommy John Surgery is so so so funny. That man can never set foot in Arizona again. Hell, he might have to give the adjoining states a wide berth.
god Phil Foden is an absolute fucking bum
March 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
god Phil Foden is an absolute fucking bum
well that's it for Ben White, you can't go ahead and pick him without Chris Waddle's consent given his illustrious management career
March 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
well that's it for Ben White, you can't go ahead and pick him without Chris Waddle's consent given his illustrious management career
say what you like about that game, but it certainly happened
March 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
say what you like about that game, but it certainly happened
Ben White open to playing for England again? we are so back
March 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ben White open to playing for England again? we are so back
hell yeah I love Butlins
Manchester United to build new 100,000-capacity stadium next to Old Trafford
Manchester United to build new 100,000-capacity stadium next to Old Trafford
* Officials say plan will create 92,000 jobs and 17,000 homes
* Architect Norman Foster puts ‘vast umbrella’ over ground
Manchester United have confirmed their intention to build a new 100,000-capacity stadium in the Old Trafford area, leaving their…
www.theguardian.com
March 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
hell yeah I love Butlins
I don’t want to oversimplify what is quite a tricky sport to master, but I can’t help but feel if we just fucking leathered it occasionally when we get in the area we might score some more goals.
March 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don’t want to oversimplify what is quite a tricky sport to master, but I can’t help but feel if we just fucking leathered it occasionally when we get in the area we might score some more goals.
found your mum's birthplace
February 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
found your mum's birthplace
[Lou Bega voice]
ladies and gentlemen, this is Merino Number Nine
ladies and gentlemen, this is Merino Number Nine
February 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
[Lou Bega voice]
ladies and gentlemen, this is Merino Number Nine
ladies and gentlemen, this is Merino Number Nine
my "Bukayo Saka has not suffered any setbacks in his recovery from his hamstring injury" tshirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
Arteta confirms that Bukayo Saka has not suffered any setbacks in his recovery from his hamstring injury.
February 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
my "Bukayo Saka has not suffered any setbacks in his recovery from his hamstring injury" tshirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
Elon suspiciously quiet on the rollout of Soup Tube infrastructure, the rat fink
February 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Elon suspiciously quiet on the rollout of Soup Tube infrastructure, the rat fink
Van Dijk heard that he was too good for the top level of the sport so he just stopped playing it for a bit
February 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Van Dijk heard that he was too good for the top level of the sport so he just stopped playing it for a bit