I don't know too much about it
@blldzd.bsky.social
11:55am on a monday is when the melbourne CBD comes alive
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
11:55am on a monday is when the melbourne CBD comes alive
Some teens walked past while I was playing cemetary gates on the acoustic and I have to say they really did not like what I was doing
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Some teens walked past while I was playing cemetary gates on the acoustic and I have to say they really did not like what I was doing
Just once I'd like the self checkout employee to acknowledge how good I am at packing my shopping bags and tell me that I have a gift
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Just once I'd like the self checkout employee to acknowledge how good I am at packing my shopping bags and tell me that I have a gift
These guys are dumb as fuck, I'd be running toward the beans
A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
October 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
These guys are dumb as fuck, I'd be running toward the beans
I think more people would be interested in playing golf if you didn't have to dress like that
October 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I think more people would be interested in playing golf if you didn't have to dress like that
My grandfather died in the storage wars
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My grandfather died in the storage wars
@Nicole kidman do you still like fat losers that used to play guitar?
October 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@Nicole kidman do you still like fat losers that used to play guitar?
Heading down to the Prahran markets to kick some cavoodles
September 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Heading down to the Prahran markets to kick some cavoodles
IBS at night? Gribbzy's delight
IBS in morning? Gribbzy's warning
(Everyone calls me Gribbzy by the way)
IBS in morning? Gribbzy's warning
(Everyone calls me Gribbzy by the way)
August 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
IBS at night? Gribbzy's delight
IBS in morning? Gribbzy's warning
(Everyone calls me Gribbzy by the way)
IBS in morning? Gribbzy's warning
(Everyone calls me Gribbzy by the way)
So glad the performative male is dead because I really hated pretending to like indie folk
August 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So glad the performative male is dead because I really hated pretending to like indie folk
Carpenter heading off to work with a little briefcase full of wood
August 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Carpenter heading off to work with a little briefcase full of wood
"It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me" Gotcha. I can see that. Now here's where it gets tricky. "At tea time, everybody agrees". Tea time? What the hell are you talking about? Aren't you like 38? Taylor who are these people?
August 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me" Gotcha. I can see that. Now here's where it gets tricky. "At tea time, everybody agrees". Tea time? What the hell are you talking about? Aren't you like 38? Taylor who are these people?
Oh you think you know pain? Have you ever come back from a 3 month Europe trip to find out that Muji is no longer in the Canberra Centre?
July 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh you think you know pain? Have you ever come back from a 3 month Europe trip to find out that Muji is no longer in the Canberra Centre?
Pop punk band called 2 PUMP CHUMP with four songs about premature ejaculation (blaming her for it)
July 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Pop punk band called 2 PUMP CHUMP with four songs about premature ejaculation (blaming her for it)
In the office you can spend an hour in a meeting with your boss and then both go to the urinal and have your dicks and balls out pretending you've never met and then go back to the meeting
July 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
In the office you can spend an hour in a meeting with your boss and then both go to the urinal and have your dicks and balls out pretending you've never met and then go back to the meeting
I think John C Reilly and I could be great friends if the situation arises
June 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I think John C Reilly and I could be great friends if the situation arises
Being heartless, gutless, legless, and brainless are all negative. Toothless is thrown in too. We can't forget about dickless. But why not tongueless? That's the organ that really gets things done
June 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Being heartless, gutless, legless, and brainless are all negative. Toothless is thrown in too. We can't forget about dickless. But why not tongueless? That's the organ that really gets things done
Giving someone head really means giving someone mouth, but I guess you aren't ready for that conversation
June 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Giving someone head really means giving someone mouth, but I guess you aren't ready for that conversation
A helping "hand" is good but "footing" the bill is bad. Do you see where I'm coming from?
June 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A helping "hand" is good but "footing" the bill is bad. Do you see where I'm coming from?
If I say "I have skin in the game", people like it. But they dislike it when I just say "I have skin". It's not about whether you have it or not, it's about what you do with it. But if I say I have Heart or Guts, it's implied that it's in the game. Some organs get a free pass, I suppose
June 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If I say "I have skin in the game", people like it. But they dislike it when I just say "I have skin". It's not about whether you have it or not, it's about what you do with it. But if I say I have Heart or Guts, it's implied that it's in the game. Some organs get a free pass, I suppose
[seeing my body wash bottle says it has "no parabens" knowing I'll never learn what a paraben is] Oh that's good. Don't want any of those
May 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
[seeing my body wash bottle says it has "no parabens" knowing I'll never learn what a paraben is] Oh that's good. Don't want any of those
Imagining a type of guy that gets pumped for this like it's a festival lineup announcement
May 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Imagining a type of guy that gets pumped for this like it's a festival lineup announcement