Bleu
@bleugene.bsky.social
Your local cryptid.
I liek video gaemz.
I ‘m at Michael’s and one of managers that works there has excellent customer service but I can tell by the tone of his voice that when he punches out, he probably goes home and screams into his pillow. I do not miss retail at all.
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I ‘m at Michael’s and one of managers that works there has excellent customer service but I can tell by the tone of his voice that when he punches out, he probably goes home and screams into his pillow. I do not miss retail at all.
With the amount of love I feel for my pets I am so grateful I surgically opted out of parenthood I don't know how I could handle this type of pain if it was a child and not just a cat.
July 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
With the amount of love I feel for my pets I am so grateful I surgically opted out of parenthood I don't know how I could handle this type of pain if it was a child and not just a cat.
I saw my new PCP today and the first thing she told me after talking with her is that I need to go back on my Ritalin like-- yesterday. So here I am. Back on my Ritalin. #iamgoongtobeinsufferable
July 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I saw my new PCP today and the first thing she told me after talking with her is that I need to go back on my Ritalin like-- yesterday. So here I am. Back on my Ritalin. #iamgoongtobeinsufferable
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July 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you told me 10 years ago I would be crying over the gay divorce of a Cathode Ray Tube television and the personification of spammy malware possessing a ventriloquist dummy I wouldn't have believed you. But here we are. #deltarune #spamton #tenna #spamtenna
July 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you told me 10 years ago I would be crying over the gay divorce of a Cathode Ray Tube television and the personification of spammy malware possessing a ventriloquist dummy I wouldn't have believed you. But here we are. #deltarune #spamton #tenna #spamtenna
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Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
July 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
Deltarune is by far one of the greatest games I've ever played. Hands down.
July 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Deltarune is by far one of the greatest games I've ever played. Hands down.
that moment when you eat a delicious chocolate bar and don't realize a piece of chocolate broke off and somehow ended up on the seat of your pants and you were walking around looking like you shit yourself for who knows how long.
July 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
that moment when you eat a delicious chocolate bar and don't realize a piece of chocolate broke off and somehow ended up on the seat of your pants and you were walking around looking like you shit yourself for who knows how long.
I went to the dentist for the first time since 2017, according to them my teeth are incredible despite the lack of check ups.The dental hygienist asked what my secret was so I will share it with you because dental shit is expensive. Oil pulling and a water flosser. Do it at night before brushing.
June 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I went to the dentist for the first time since 2017, according to them my teeth are incredible despite the lack of check ups.The dental hygienist asked what my secret was so I will share it with you because dental shit is expensive. Oil pulling and a water flosser. Do it at night before brushing.
To everyone saying I was overreacting. Fuck you.
June 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
To everyone saying I was overreacting. Fuck you.
I know un poco Español, so sometimes I speak Spanish phrases I know. I was guiding my niece to the bathroom. I said mostly under my breath: "Donde está el baño?" And a random lady said "Bathrooms are over there!"
June 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I know un poco Español, so sometimes I speak Spanish phrases I know. I was guiding my niece to the bathroom. I said mostly under my breath: "Donde está el baño?" And a random lady said "Bathrooms are over there!"
Oh I just looove getting deadnamed at the doctor's office! So great! So cool! Even with documentation! Wow. Great.
June 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh I just looove getting deadnamed at the doctor's office! So great! So cool! Even with documentation! Wow. Great.
I have been playing Skyrim off and on since it came out in 2011 for the first time I witnessed a dragon dropping a giant out of the sky. I'm happy that a game that is almost 14 years old continues to surprise me.
June 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I have been playing Skyrim off and on since it came out in 2011 for the first time I witnessed a dragon dropping a giant out of the sky. I'm happy that a game that is almost 14 years old continues to surprise me.
There is a soda machine at work, and I purchased a soda for myself because I was running behind and didn't have time to pick up caffeine elsewhere. The machine spat out a bonus soda for me! So now I have two sodas! Look at me go!
June 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There is a soda machine at work, and I purchased a soda for myself because I was running behind and didn't have time to pick up caffeine elsewhere. The machine spat out a bonus soda for me! So now I have two sodas! Look at me go!
Here I am. Buying Skyrim a THIRD TIME.
To be fair I've bought Stardew Valley three times and Undertale twice.
To be fair I've bought Stardew Valley three times and Undertale twice.
June 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Here I am. Buying Skyrim a THIRD TIME.
To be fair I've bought Stardew Valley three times and Undertale twice.
To be fair I've bought Stardew Valley three times and Undertale twice.
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May 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Elder Scrolls lore goes fucking hard I am OBSESSED. #theelderscrolls
#elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim
#elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim
May 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Elder Scrolls lore goes fucking hard I am OBSESSED. #theelderscrolls
#elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim
#elderscrolls #oblivion #skyrim
When your deadname isn't that common but an actress who has it suddenly gets their big break so now you see and hear it everywhere. #andor
May 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When your deadname isn't that common but an actress who has it suddenly gets their big break so now you see and hear it everywhere. #andor
Of course when a movie score slaps it's Son Lux. #thunderbolts
May 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Of course when a movie score slaps it's Son Lux. #thunderbolts
