I think my life would be a lot better if people still cooled pies on windowsills and I could engage in various hijinks or perhaps shenanigans to obtain them

why'd we pick the stork to deliver babies when the pelican has a perfectly baby sized mouth

why are mullets back

you know that part of The Ring where the guy watches the tape and then when they find him dead in the chair he's all shriveled up and such? that's how they just found me in the theater after watching Madame Web

realizing that I'm old after noticing that whenever I stretch I make the Goron noise from Ocarina of Time

pig : trough full of slop :: me : one piece raw "scans" that are just somebody taking pictures of the pages with a phone

just found out he's not called Nack nor is he a weasel. I don't know what to believe anymore

squinting my eyes and bending my knees and brimming my forehead with my hand to try and find the apparently very loud and powerful group of people hating on pumpkin spice lattes

me, seeing footage of the Mako in the trailer for Mass Effect remastered: can't believe they brought this stupid horseshit back. I hate this.

me, seeing the exact same thing in the FFVII Rebirth trailer: aw hell yeah. FUCK yeah,

don't you just hate when the bus shows up right after you finally convince that homeless guy living behind the bus shelter to suck your dick

thanks to everyone that wished me a happy birthday. my friends gave me approximately ten thousand bags of potato chips and I’m currently pouring them all into the tub so I can submerge myself and achieve my next form

SNACK LIBRARY - dashare.zone ADMIN

shout outs to the fruit fly that flew into one of my toaster's coils and exploded - let it not be said that you were lacking in courage

thanks for the rain, nature, that's cool, I didn't want to see the perseids anyway, for fuck's sake

to the nearby apartment that's been blaring the Avengers theme song on a loop for at least the past fifteen minutes - you doin' alright? wanna talk about it?