Chris Andrews
@blazesboiledham.bsky.social
South Coast Celtic fan. Surveys and Statistics Specialist. Starmersceptic Socialist.
Dislike of alliteration
Dislike of alliteration
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine your kids waiting table at our Great Gatsby themed parties for a fiver an hour"
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine your kids waiting table at our Great Gatsby themed parties for a fiver an hour"
Surprised that Desmond didn't finish his statement by thanking everyone for their attention to this matter.
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Surprised that Desmond didn't finish his statement by thanking everyone for their attention to this matter.
A Reform UK Government still a long way away, but auditions for the UK's own Kristi Noem have begun.
October 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
A Reform UK Government still a long way away, but auditions for the UK's own Kristi Noem have begun.
Yacht a surprise!
Michelle Mone-linked firm fails to pay back £122m over PPE breach
PPE Medpro was ordered to repay damages by 16:00 BST on Wednesday after breaching a Covid-19 contract.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yacht a surprise!
If ‘Rohl and Mince’ isn’t on a single back page tomorrow, the Scottish Sports Editors aren’t doing the job they’re paid for.
October 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If ‘Rohl and Mince’ isn’t on a single back page tomorrow, the Scottish Sports Editors aren’t doing the job they’re paid for.
If Dr Who appeared in the Epstein Files..
October 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
If Dr Who appeared in the Epstein Files..
“Tell the boys and girls what I’m like backstage, Judge”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Tell the boys and girls what I’m like backstage, Judge”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”
The last club that should be denouncing a religion with a belief in reincarnation
A Tory MSP was mocked after he demanded "no more Green Party members" at Rangers following the departure of Russell Martin.
Tory MSP mocked after demanding 'no more Green Party members' at Rangers
Murdo Fraser, a well-known supporter of the Ibrox club, made the call after news emerged the Light Blues are already looking for a new manager.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
October 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The last club that should be denouncing a religion with a belief in reincarnation
Going to start calling Rangers ‘Beechgrove FC’, given the amount of folk they’ve paid to go gardening since they were born 10 year ago.
October 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Going to start calling Rangers ‘Beechgrove FC’, given the amount of folk they’ve paid to go gardening since they were born 10 year ago.
So who’s going to get the exclusive ‘I was cancelled by Strictly Wokesters’ interview then?
October 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So who’s going to get the exclusive ‘I was cancelled by Strictly Wokesters’ interview then?
Hope Govan’s finest are enjoying their nice swim up the canal to the Kelpies.
October 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Hope Govan’s finest are enjoying their nice swim up the canal to the Kelpies.
Very difficult to imagine Rodgers is signing a new contract, or indicating he will, on the evidence of that.
October 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Very difficult to imagine Rodgers is signing a new contract, or indicating he will, on the evidence of that.
Those Generals live at my Granny's Flats
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Those Generals live at my Granny's Flats
Do wonder if what's (in part at least) driven this is the board seeing ticket sales for tonight's game.
Nicholson buckles as social media forces the Collective agenda (VideoCelts) https://www.celticnewsnow.com/news/nicholson-buckles-as-social-media-forces-the-collective-agenda/665529/ #celtic #celticfc
Nicholson buckles as social media forces the Collective agenda
The Celtic CEO had been forced into a meeting with the supporters that he has shown nothing but contempt for in his four years of drawing the CEO salary...
www.celticnewsnow.com
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Do wonder if what's (in part at least) driven this is the board seeing ticket sales for tonight's game.
To a select few, the biggest crime Barrowman and Mone will have committed is to enable a look into how things really work in this country
October 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
To a select few, the biggest crime Barrowman and Mone will have committed is to enable a look into how things really work in this country
Hegseth's speech will live on in history as source material for every Psychoanalysis 101 course around.
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Hegseth's speech will live on in history as source material for every Psychoanalysis 101 course around.
Whoever suggested to Wes he goes all 'Gavin Newsom Press Officer' is doing neither themself, or Wes, any favours.
@rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social: "Nigel Farage should not be trusted with healthcare in our country."
"If that's the sort of health advice Nigel Farage is taking, maybe that's why he is the same age as Brad Bitt but looks 20 years older."
"If that's the sort of health advice Nigel Farage is taking, maybe that's why he is the same age as Brad Bitt but looks 20 years older."
September 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Whoever suggested to Wes he goes all 'Gavin Newsom Press Officer' is doing neither themself, or Wes, any favours.
I'm guessing that a visual of the membership of this 'Board of Peace', against the guest list at the January Inauguration, will look less a like a Venn diagram and more like a total eclipse.
September 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm guessing that a visual of the membership of this 'Board of Peace', against the guest list at the January Inauguration, will look less a like a Venn diagram and more like a total eclipse.
Trump will be sending ICE down to Bethpage if it carries on like this
September 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Trump will be sending ICE down to Bethpage if it carries on like this
What is Hovland doing with that 'Man at urinal' thing before he putts? (Seems to work though)
September 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
What is Hovland doing with that 'Man at urinal' thing before he putts? (Seems to work though)
Assume he has veto power over any putting concessions over 3 inches.
Caught Dermot Desmond following Rory & Tommy Fleetwood on the tv there
September 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Assume he has veto power over any putting concessions over 3 inches.
All the best to the Euro golfers as they try and play in front of 40,000 clones of Vinnie off the PBD Podcast
September 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
All the best to the Euro golfers as they try and play in front of 40,000 clones of Vinnie off the PBD Podcast
If was in the SPL he'd be giving the ref a cheeky wee smile whilst he gets told that's his final warning.
I can see why Diamonde got the red card but in Scotland the Refs would allow that especially if it was towards a Celtic player🤬
September 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
If was in the SPL he'd be giving the ref a cheeky wee smile whilst he gets told that's his final warning.
The only question these Digital ID cards is answering is 'Why were all these Silicon Valley bods at Windsor Castle last week?'
September 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The only question these Digital ID cards is answering is 'Why were all these Silicon Valley bods at Windsor Castle last week?'