BLAP
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another phone side button that takes a photo that gets autodeleted after 30 days
April 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
another phone side button that takes a photo that gets autodeleted after 30 days
would you rather experience faster face-first technology in the envy pods or enjoy a 3x faster verification in their new face-first envy pods
March 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
would you rather experience faster face-first technology in the envy pods or enjoy a 3x faster verification in their new face-first envy pods
What matters in the age of AI is the thing we're selling
February 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What matters in the age of AI is the thing we're selling
your mom's a live player
February 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
your mom's a live player
as much as half of the content of any given library is entirely made up
February 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
as much as half of the content of any given library is entirely made up
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Gnosis is how you come gnow stuff
February 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Gnosis is how you come gnow stuff
didn't God smite the israelites for something like this
February 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
didn't God smite the israelites for something like this
if industrialized nations fail to take dramatic climate action, we can expect to see more and more sun-blotting events
April 7, 2024 at 5:33 PM
if industrialized nations fail to take dramatic climate action, we can expect to see more and more sun-blotting events
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alright here she is: Aurora, a map of every account on BlueSky. aurora.ndimensional.xyz
February 17, 2024 at 2:17 AM
alright here she is: Aurora, a map of every account on BlueSky. aurora.ndimensional.xyz
decaying sestinas are for quitters
February 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
decaying sestinas are for quitters
If silence is violence, then this pristine 4BR/2BA cottage with floor-to-ceiling lakefront views is fuckin O block. Call
November 19, 2023 at 12:16 PM
If silence is violence, then this pristine 4BR/2BA cottage with floor-to-ceiling lakefront views is fuckin O block. Call
unironically having pleasant thoughts about software engineering rn
July 31, 2023 at 5:58 PM
unironically having pleasant thoughts about software engineering rn
every night is a struggle to choose between boy bedtime story and girl bedtime story
July 25, 2023 at 5:16 AM
every night is a struggle to choose between boy bedtime story and girl bedtime story
there should be an indicator they dye the air with so you can see if it has wifi
July 24, 2023 at 9:26 PM
there should be an indicator they dye the air with so you can see if it has wifi
explaining a malapropism is like boiling a frog
July 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
explaining a malapropism is like boiling a frog
does anybody have a detailed diagram of what's granola and what's soy
July 2, 2023 at 5:22 PM
does anybody have a detailed diagram of what's granola and what's soy
inheriting the earth... wish me luck :)
July 2, 2023 at 4:08 PM
inheriting the earth... wish me luck :)
the medium (radio) is the message (you were the last generation to listen to radio)
July 2, 2023 at 12:10 AM
the medium (radio) is the message (you were the last generation to listen to radio)
fuck it. we're doubling down
July 1, 2023 at 8:55 PM
fuck it. we're doubling down
the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime
July 1, 2023 at 8:52 PM
the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime
the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime
July 1, 2023 at 8:39 PM
the smell of grocery shopping cart is actually sublime
dorling kindersley might've been the best thing to come out of the nineties, and that's a high bar
July 1, 2023 at 6:05 PM
dorling kindersley might've been the best thing to come out of the nineties, and that's a high bar