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Blair Socci
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Blair Socci the comedian

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December 6th I hope to see u there love u all 🤍🤍🤍

tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets
Not to be a bitch but sponges really do not hold their integrity for very long
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My new podcast, SPACED OUT, launches in 2 weeks on Wednesday, November 26th!!! My brother came up with the name before he died and this is what I was working on in Australia 🫶🏻

SUBSCRIBE ON APPLE, SPOTIFY, AND MY YOUTUBE NOW! Can’t wait thank u so much love u all
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If ur a young comedian and worried about people/older comics liking u just let that go completely, be nice to people and do ur work, and the good people will find u — pay no mind to who doesn’t like u or see u cuz they’re not a right fit
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I truly love Ben affleck’s committment to exasperated fed up to the gods smoking
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I always have lipstick on my teeth and I accept that
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The cars are so loud tonight
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Back in LA here’s where I’ll be tonight and the rest of the weekend 🫶🏻🫶🏻
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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December 6th I hope to see u there love u all 🤍🤍🤍

tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
December 6th I hope to see u there love u all 🤍🤍🤍

tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I'm really asking a lot of these multivitamins
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I need that picture of Erika Kirk and jd Vance OFF my timelines 🤮🤮🤮
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Every podcast I did in New York a few weeks ago chose to post the clips about autism lol so now my whole feed is autism lmao
October 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Fyi the Aussies do not say put another shrimp on the barbie and I know this because I heard them all say prawns
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That was funny when Michael Jordan played baseball
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Every single day I live without my brother feels like I’m surviving an apocalypse no matter how much beauty and love and wonder in the day
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
MELISSA ETHERIDGE IS INCREDIBLE OH MY GOD
October 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I do not want to leave Australia ever
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I love when a man is named Armand
October 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Are we allowed to contact The Hague? Like on our own behalf?
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Thou shalt not let President Pedo defile the White House like this.
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Since 8 million people protested Tangerine Palpatine on Saturday, he’s doing everything he can to take back control of the narrative by getting you mad about bulldozing the White House and shitting on everyone.
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In my heart and soul I am dying to act I really want to be the next Melissa McCarthy/Jack black and sometimes Aubrey plaza-ish roles too but as my own unique self blair I love acting so much
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Can't even rob the Louvre anymore because of woke
October 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I can’t get an iced coffee in Australia with a splash of milk they only have iced lattes here I will be coming back 10 pounds heavier but maybe my bones will be stronger and more fortified
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM