blaire with an e
@blairewithane.bsky.social
Pizza connoisseur. Hot sauce expert. French fry lover. Book hoarder. Cat widow. Breakfast enthusiast. Ex-clergy wrangler. Will work for books. 🏳️🌈🍺🍕🍟
✅ love is gross
✅ bitter + single/loving it
❌ no 🍕 heart this year
✅ bitter + single/loving it
❌ no 🍕 heart this year
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
✅ love is gross
✅ bitter + single/loving it
❌ no 🍕 heart this year
✅ bitter + single/loving it
❌ no 🍕 heart this year
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve never taken my kids to have lunch on a pedophile’s child rape island
And neither should you
Violets are blue
I’ve never taken my kids to have lunch on a pedophile’s child rape island
And neither should you
February 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve never taken my kids to have lunch on a pedophile’s child rape island
And neither should you
Violets are blue
I’ve never taken my kids to have lunch on a pedophile’s child rape island
And neither should you
Like the rest of the world, gay men are surprised to see a 19 year old Czech boy on top
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Like the rest of the world, gay men are surprised to see a 19 year old Czech boy on top
David Lynch would have loved jestermooging and looksmaxxing and facegooning
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
David Lynch would have loved jestermooging and looksmaxxing and facegooning
Fine, I took my kids and nannies to have lunch with Humbert Humbert after telling people I find him too French
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Fine, I took my kids and nannies to have lunch with Humbert Humbert after telling people I find him too French
Greenpeace clipboard kid: I love your pants.
Me: I’m sure you say that to all the boys.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: But can I ask you a question.
Me: Sure.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: Whats your favorite planet?
Me: Not this one!
Me: I’m sure you say that to all the boys.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: But can I ask you a question.
Me: Sure.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: Whats your favorite planet?
Me: Not this one!
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Greenpeace clipboard kid: I love your pants.
Me: I’m sure you say that to all the boys.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: But can I ask you a question.
Me: Sure.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: Whats your favorite planet?
Me: Not this one!
Me: I’m sure you say that to all the boys.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: But can I ask you a question.
Me: Sure.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: Whats your favorite planet?
Me: Not this one!
I cannot explain to my straight male friends, if you were a gay boy of a certain age, with certain tastes, James Van Der Beek was the hottest man in the world. He was our Cindy Crawford.
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I cannot explain to my straight male friends, if you were a gay boy of a certain age, with certain tastes, James Van Der Beek was the hottest man in the world. He was our Cindy Crawford.
James Van Der Beer and Bud Cort have both entered the celebrity death portal
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
James Van Der Beer and Bud Cort have both entered the celebrity death portal
Love the Seahawks, love perfect winter days.
Hate crowds, hate parades even more.
Hate crowds, hate parades even more.
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Love the Seahawks, love perfect winter days.
Hate crowds, hate parades even more.
Hate crowds, hate parades even more.
It’s kinda cool all the people who said Seattle was nightmare dystopian hellscape hey’d never trod are coming to the big scary city for a sporting victory parade with the Communist mayoress in it
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
It’s kinda cool all the people who said Seattle was nightmare dystopian hellscape hey’d never trod are coming to the big scary city for a sporting victory parade with the Communist mayoress in it
Did the Armenian Genocide actually happen? Asking for the Vice President of the United States
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Did the Armenian Genocide actually happen? Asking for the Vice President of the United States
A Wuthering Heights movie? I think its cool they made a movie based on the Kate Bush song
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
A Wuthering Heights movie? I think its cool they made a movie based on the Kate Bush song
So this is joy
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
So this is joy
All those kids on the third world getting Super Bowl LX Championship Patriots shirts
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
All those kids on the third world getting Super Bowl LX Championship Patriots shirts
OMGSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS!
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
OMGSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS!
Jason Myers for MVP
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Jason Myers for MVP
So I am learning I gotta take a lot of blood tests
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
So I am learning I gotta take a lot of blood tests
Push it bend it flex it. Things said in a commercial or when two gay men—
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Push it bend it flex it. Things said in a commercial or when two gay men—
Me a 43 year homosexual: is that Lady Gaga
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Me a 43 year homosexual: is that Lady Gaga
So much twerking
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
So much twerking
My fellow Americans, it is your patriotic duty to cheer for the Seahawks against the Patriots. Your country needs you
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
My fellow Americans, it is your patriotic duty to cheer for the Seahawks against the Patriots. Your country needs you
My fellow Americans, it is your patriotic duty to cheer for the Seahawks against the Patriots. Your country needs you
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
My fellow Americans, it is your patriotic duty to cheer for the Seahawks against the Patriots. Your country needs you
USA 🇺🇸 NUMBER ONE! ⛸️ WE HAVE THE BEST SPINNY TWONKS. I meant twinks.
February 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
USA 🇺🇸 NUMBER ONE! ⛸️ WE HAVE THE BEST SPINNY TWONKS. I meant twinks.
Can I bet on Kalshi how many times Cris Collinsworth will say Aaron Rodgers tonight?
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Can I bet on Kalshi how many times Cris Collinsworth will say Aaron Rodgers tonight?
This Ilia Malinin twink is something else
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This Ilia Malinin twink is something else