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blaire with an e
@blairewithane.bsky.social
Pizza connoisseur. Hot sauce expert. French fry lover. Book hoarder. Cat widow. Breakfast enthusiast. Ex-clergy wrangler. Will work for books. 🏳️‍🌈🍺🍕🍟
✅ love is gross
✅ bitter + single/loving it
❌ no 🍕 heart this year
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve never taken my kids to have lunch on a pedophile’s child rape island
And neither should you
February 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Like the rest of the world, gay men are surprised to see a 19 year old Czech boy on top
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
David Lynch would have loved jestermooging and looksmaxxing and facegooning
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Fine, I took my kids and nannies to have lunch with Humbert Humbert after telling people I find him too French
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Greenpeace clipboard kid: I love your pants.
Me: I’m sure you say that to all the boys.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: But can I ask you a question.
Me: Sure.
Greenpeace clipboard kid: Whats your favorite planet?
Me: Not this one!
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I cannot explain to my straight male friends, if you were a gay boy of a certain age, with certain tastes, James Van Der Beek was the hottest man in the world. He was our Cindy Crawford.
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
James Van Der Beer and Bud Cort have both entered the celebrity death portal
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Love the Seahawks, love perfect winter days.
Hate crowds, hate parades even more.
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It’s kinda cool all the people who said Seattle was nightmare dystopian hellscape hey’d never trod are coming to the big scary city for a sporting victory parade with the Communist mayoress in it
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Did the Armenian Genocide actually happen? Asking for the Vice President of the United States
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
A Wuthering Heights movie? I think its cool they made a movie based on the Kate Bush song
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
So this is joy
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
All those kids on the third world getting Super Bowl LX Championship Patriots shirts
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
OMGSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS!
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Jason Myers for MVP
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
So I am learning I gotta take a lot of blood tests
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Push it bend it flex it. Things said in a commercial or when two gay men—
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Me a 43 year homosexual: is that Lady Gaga
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
So much twerking
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
My fellow Americans, it is your patriotic duty to cheer for the Seahawks against the Patriots. Your country needs you
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
My fellow Americans, it is your patriotic duty to cheer for the Seahawks against the Patriots. Your country needs you
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
USA 🇺🇸 NUMBER ONE! ⛸️ WE HAVE THE BEST SPINNY TWONKS. I meant twinks.
February 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Can I bet on Kalshi how many times Cris Collinsworth will say Aaron Rodgers tonight?
February 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This Ilia Malinin twink is something else
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM