Ordered a double cheeseburger, and got this instead. Count your days McDonald’s

Knee deep in the washing machine, cause I lost my good sock or whatever Chappell Roan said

I never post on here, but maybe I should…

Where are the girls who just like to laugh at memes, and detach from the chaos that is fighting for your life in a society that still wants to hold up heterosexism and patriarchy? Where are the shitpost appreciators? No capricorns! Sorry… maybe a Gemini tho

What y’all Lyin about on here