bkalanth
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Today’s victory: turning a missed work-from-home opportunity into a productive day in an almost empty office.
Like stumbling into The Backrooms, but with WiFi and no lines for the bathroom.
And the whole “being able to find the exits” thing.
Like stumbling into The Backrooms, but with WiFi and no lines for the bathroom.
And the whole “being able to find the exits” thing.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Today’s victory: turning a missed work-from-home opportunity into a productive day in an almost empty office.
Like stumbling into The Backrooms, but with WiFi and no lines for the bathroom.
And the whole “being able to find the exits” thing.
Like stumbling into The Backrooms, but with WiFi and no lines for the bathroom.
And the whole “being able to find the exits” thing.
Employer: Let’s block all YouTube access on our network! You should only be using your unit for non-fun work tasks!
…waits 5 minutes…
Employer: Now take this training (which is a link that bring up YT hosted videos that no one can watch)
…waits 5 minutes…
Employer: Now take this training (which is a link that bring up YT hosted videos that no one can watch)
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Employer: Let’s block all YouTube access on our network! You should only be using your unit for non-fun work tasks!
…waits 5 minutes…
Employer: Now take this training (which is a link that bring up YT hosted videos that no one can watch)
…waits 5 minutes…
Employer: Now take this training (which is a link that bring up YT hosted videos that no one can watch)
The honeybees on the hummingbird feeder. A moment to pause, reflect, and selfie.
September 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The honeybees on the hummingbird feeder. A moment to pause, reflect, and selfie.
I am a drunk right now. And I’m outwork a friend, and I’m simonnew I’m
Deelml aoomnd Kenzie one way
Deelml aoomnd Kenzie one way
August 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I am a drunk right now. And I’m outwork a friend, and I’m simonnew I’m
Deelml aoomnd Kenzie one way
Deelml aoomnd Kenzie one way
Let's give it up for my favorite summer hair stylist - pool water! The chlorine really enhances my curls 😁
#wethairdontcare #style #pool
#wethairdontcare #style #pool
June 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Let's give it up for my favorite summer hair stylist - pool water! The chlorine really enhances my curls 😁
#wethairdontcare #style #pool
#wethairdontcare #style #pool
Random hikes with ominous stone stacking and sunglasses selfie.
Am I doing nature right?
Am I doing nature right?
June 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Random hikes with ominous stone stacking and sunglasses selfie.
Am I doing nature right?
Am I doing nature right?
It's a lunchtime selfie kind of Monday.
Ignore the beard rash 🧔🤣
Ignore the beard rash 🧔🤣
June 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It's a lunchtime selfie kind of Monday.
Ignore the beard rash 🧔🤣
Ignore the beard rash 🧔🤣
There is no war in Ba Sing Se...
June 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There is no war in Ba Sing Se...
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Happy Pride Month!
While the mutant metaphor as a whole has it's flaws, there are plenty of LGBTQIA+ mutants, and here are a bunch!
Art by X-Men are a family on IG
While the mutant metaphor as a whole has it's flaws, there are plenty of LGBTQIA+ mutants, and here are a bunch!
Art by X-Men are a family on IG
June 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy Pride Month!
While the mutant metaphor as a whole has it's flaws, there are plenty of LGBTQIA+ mutants, and here are a bunch!
Art by X-Men are a family on IG
While the mutant metaphor as a whole has it's flaws, there are plenty of LGBTQIA+ mutants, and here are a bunch!
Art by X-Men are a family on IG
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June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Happy Pride! May all your wishes come true and all your rainbows never truly end.
June 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy Pride! May all your wishes come true and all your rainbows never truly end.
I didn't realize all the dystopian young adult fiction I read as a teen were instructional devices for the future.
Keep reading.
Keep reading.
June 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I didn't realize all the dystopian young adult fiction I read as a teen were instructional devices for the future.
Keep reading.
Keep reading.
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I'll just leave this right here.
May 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'll just leave this right here.
Today sucks. Please send adorable animal memes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
May 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today sucks. Please send adorable animal memes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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"You read books, eh?" A 1949 red scare Herblock cartoon about pressures on teachers that hits hard once again.
May 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"You read books, eh?" A 1949 red scare Herblock cartoon about pressures on teachers that hits hard once again.
38 years today! I could go on and on about how life is a journey filled with tribulations and lessons learned along the way, but I'll just post a picture and keep living that fulfilling life.
#birthday #anotheryear #livinglifetothefullest #pleasesayimpretty 🤣
#birthday #anotheryear #livinglifetothefullest #pleasesayimpretty 🤣
May 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
38 years today! I could go on and on about how life is a journey filled with tribulations and lessons learned along the way, but I'll just post a picture and keep living that fulfilling life.
#birthday #anotheryear #livinglifetothefullest #pleasesayimpretty 🤣
#birthday #anotheryear #livinglifetothefullest #pleasesayimpretty 🤣
Anyone else having trouble focusing this afternoon? Like, each task seems so incredibly INTERESTING until I start working on it, and I can't help but want to work on the 50 other items on my list.
And none of those are as interesting as staring brainlessly at a screen for the next 2 hours 🤣
And none of those are as interesting as staring brainlessly at a screen for the next 2 hours 🤣
May 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Anyone else having trouble focusing this afternoon? Like, each task seems so incredibly INTERESTING until I start working on it, and I can't help but want to work on the 50 other items on my list.
And none of those are as interesting as staring brainlessly at a screen for the next 2 hours 🤣
And none of those are as interesting as staring brainlessly at a screen for the next 2 hours 🤣
I'm really feeling these summer storm vibes today.
Thunderous monstrosity outside my window?
Check
Furious flashes of lightning cascading across tumultuous skies in which angels would refrain from bowling?
Check
The screams of the villagers battling windmills among the actual attacking ogres?
...
Thunderous monstrosity outside my window?
Check
Furious flashes of lightning cascading across tumultuous skies in which angels would refrain from bowling?
Check
The screams of the villagers battling windmills among the actual attacking ogres?
...
May 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm really feeling these summer storm vibes today.
Thunderous monstrosity outside my window?
Check
Furious flashes of lightning cascading across tumultuous skies in which angels would refrain from bowling?
Check
The screams of the villagers battling windmills among the actual attacking ogres?
...
Thunderous monstrosity outside my window?
Check
Furious flashes of lightning cascading across tumultuous skies in which angels would refrain from bowling?
Check
The screams of the villagers battling windmills among the actual attacking ogres?
...
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AOC: The math is not adding up. Their claim is that one million undocumented people are on Medicaid. So why are they trying to cut 13.7 million Americans off their healthcare?
May 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
AOC: The math is not adding up. Their claim is that one million undocumented people are on Medicaid. So why are they trying to cut 13.7 million Americans off their healthcare?
There is nothing like waking up in the middle of the woods with a campfire and the sound of birds as my wake-up call.
#camping #wilderness #hiking #Shenandoah
#camping #wilderness #hiking #Shenandoah
May 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There is nothing like waking up in the middle of the woods with a campfire and the sound of birds as my wake-up call.
#camping #wilderness #hiking #Shenandoah
#camping #wilderness #hiking #Shenandoah
Is a turkey darting across the exit ramp on 66 like an avian secret agent on a mission another sign of the apocalypse, or am I just really craving turkey burgers?
May 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Is a turkey darting across the exit ramp on 66 like an avian secret agent on a mission another sign of the apocalypse, or am I just really craving turkey burgers?
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
May 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.
I'm feeling the full Wednesdayness of this Wednesday and not in the positive, life-affirming Adams Family way. Tea, fantasy, and selfies to start the day, because wtf not?
May 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I'm feeling the full Wednesdayness of this Wednesday and not in the positive, life-affirming Adams Family way. Tea, fantasy, and selfies to start the day, because wtf not?
Feeling blue? Why not take a selfie under florescent lights and feel washed out instead 🤣
May 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Feeling blue? Why not take a selfie under florescent lights and feel washed out instead 🤣