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bjwhening.bsky.social
B
@bjwhening.bsky.social
Find me in front of the left speaker 🔊

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A little prayer to the end of summer: I am all the people I’ve ever been. I am all the people who’ve ever loved me. I am all the love I’ve given. Let me remember as I shed and step into the next me. Let me continue to endure the hardships of life so that I may continue to experience love and joy.
August 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Literally this dj hasn’t looked up from the cdjs once his whole set
June 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
@ the DJ look up read the room girl.
June 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This is probably the worst party I’ve been to. The lighting is epileptic and is giving me a fucking headache
June 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You can always tell when a bunch of straight men throw a party because nothing is done beforehand and they’re always fiddling with it during the party. Not the vibes. #texhni
June 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
If you had told me 14 years ago I’d be at a warehouse techno party with people from high school, I really would bud have believed it
December 22, 2024 at 7:20 AM
My favorite animal is me in front of the left speaker, on the right sugarplane, bumping to some music.
December 19, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Reposted by B
December 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Becoming broth: a babygurl journey
December 14, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Ur girl TIRED at the klerb
November 17, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Yearly reminder to the ravers tonight: do your drugs on the dancefloor not the bathroom lmaooo
October 27, 2024 at 6:18 AM
I need the club to have more sub. I wanna feel the vibrations through the air and in my body.
October 5, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I guess ur gurl is back again.
August 31, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Pretty sure we just lost the election. Today is the day the American experiment in democracy ends.
July 13, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Wanna die in the morning, wanna burn the world around me down at night. Xoxo
July 6, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Feels like I’m gunna claw my own eyes out today with how angry I am.
June 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I believe in direct aid, but in what world do I agree to buy you a couple of sandwiches and a drink and you end up trying to make me spend an additional 75 dollars for various other things???
June 10, 2024 at 3:37 AM
High in a 10 minute awkward Uber ride. Send help immediately.
May 26, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Be an adult, do your drugs on the dancefloor instead of the bathroom.
May 25, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Klymaxx - Meeting In The Ladies Room
Klymaxx - Meeting In The Ladies Room Lyrics: Uh-oh I had to leave my condo to come to this Well, I'm back but this time I'm with my man And these women are puttin' their hands all over his Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought And I'm much, much unhappy about that I'd hate to come down to their level and become a BW A basic woman but if they don't stop, it's gonna get scandalous Uh-oh I've got a meeting in the ladies room (I don't need this) I'll be back real soon (that's what I get for being in the neighborhood) I've got a meeting in the ladies room (where's my jewelry?) I'll be back real soon (can we talk?) I don't know But I think you better watch your man (Girl, you better watch your man) 'Cause girl, he's doing like nobody else can (all the girls are watching him) If you wanna be sure You best go powder your nose (Go on and powder your nose) 'Cause you wanna look good When you step on the floor That's why I've got a meeting in the ladies room I'll be back real soon I've got a meeting in the ladies room I'll be back real soon Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh Mmm, everybody sing it like Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh Stepped through the door They were standing in line (these ladies took their time) Smoking funny cigarettes And taking their time (guess what must be on their minds) Somebody pass me a mirror (hurry up) 'Cause I ain't got much time (quick, I got to get right back) 'Cause there's a hunk of man I done left behind That's why I've got a meeting in the ladies room I'll be back real soon (I told my man) I've got a meeting in the ladies room I'll be back real soon Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh Mm, everybody sing it like Sing, oh oh, oh oh oh Don't be a Freak-a-zoid Walked on the floor And everybody was jamming They're playing my favorite song Got me singing along Can't turn your back for a minute Somebody's rocking my man And girl They're doing like nobody else can Watch out, watch out, watch out Excuse me, lady This man's with me I don't like to share You can plainly see He looks good Good enough to eat But believe me, lady He belongs to me, yeah I've got a meeting in the ladies room I'll be back real soon (oh oh, oh oh oh) I've got a meeting in the ladies room I'll be back real soon I've got a meeting in the ladies room Be back real soon I've got a meeting in the ladies room I'll be back real soon Don't slap me 'Cause I'm not in the mood Don't, don't Don't slap me 'Cause I'm not in the mood Don't slap me 'Cause I'm not in the mood Don't slap me 'Cause I'm not in the mood I've got a meeting in the ladies room I'll be back real soon (oh oh, oh oh oh) I've got a meeting in the ladies room I'll be back real soon (oh oh, oh oh oh) I've got a meeting in the ladies room (get yourself some business, baby) I'll be back real soon -- © 1984 MCA Records
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May 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Ur girl back. Xoxo
May 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I love being anonymous-ish on the dancefloor
May 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Also if you’re a venue and the person you’ve hired is disturbing the dance floor with recording…you fucked up
December 30, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Yo, if you’re a club, maybe don’t record the people who are dancing.
December 30, 2023 at 5:54 AM