Bizarro #1
@bizarrohashtag1.bsky.social
Several warped powers of a Kryptonian under a yellow sun.
Possibly stronger than Superman but hindered a bit by how imperfectly his brain works...ish.
Possibly stronger than Superman but hindered a bit by how imperfectly his brain works...ish.
Pinned
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*cleaning toenails with teeth*
May 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
*cleaning toenails with teeth*
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*swats at you*
@sharatheorion.bsky.social: *poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
March 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
*swats at you*
@sharatheorion.bsky.social: *poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
March 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@sharatheorion.bsky.social: *poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*poke*
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AND FINALLY, AFTER TWENTY-TWO YEARS, JOHN MOORE CONTAINS HIS RAGE NO LONGER.
March 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
AND FINALLY, AFTER TWENTY-TWO YEARS, JOHN MOORE CONTAINS HIS RAGE NO LONGER.
Goodbye, Superman! Me no happy to see you un-awake.
March 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Goodbye, Superman! Me no happy to see you un-awake.
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Oh…good? I think? Maybe?
February 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh…good? I think? Maybe?
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Genuinely speechless, I hold up a blank sign:
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February 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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You am no need thimble of coffee.
Friday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress!
Felt a bit energy depleted earlier, but then we bumped into Feral Boy. Upshot: It's impossible not to feel energized around Feral Boy.
Onward and upward!
Felt a bit energy depleted earlier, but then we bumped into Feral Boy. Upshot: It's impossible not to feel energized around Feral Boy.
Onward and upward!
February 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You am no need thimble of coffee.
February 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*reading news* @sharatheorion.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
*reading news* @sharatheorion.bsky.social
Boo! Reunions am bad.
Friday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress!
Trying to reunite a lost 4-year-old boy with his parents. Maybe later we'll have to battle a deranged supervillain? But right now we're just looking forward to a family reunion.
Stay strong, everyone.
Trying to reunite a lost 4-year-old boy with his parents. Maybe later we'll have to battle a deranged supervillain? But right now we're just looking forward to a family reunion.
Stay strong, everyone.
February 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Boo! Reunions am bad.
Am no green so you mustn't be!
I’m green, but that’s not me!
But, am not green!
February 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Am no green so you mustn't be!
*reading news* @sharatheorion.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
*reading news* @sharatheorion.bsky.social
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Uhh, no I am?
January 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Uhh, no I am?
Me understand! Am terrible to unsee your tiny self no here.
Uhh, no I am?
Ha, Bug Man am still on Twitter and no here!
January 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me understand! Am terrible to unsee your tiny self no here.
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Me am very appreciated.
January 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Me am very appreciated.
Him warranty expired.
January 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Him warranty expired.
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((Thank you!! 💚💚💚))
January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
((Thank you!! 💚💚💚))
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Anyone with half a brain knew you were full of BS. Like everything else you say.
January 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Anyone with half a brain knew you were full of BS. Like everything else you say.
Am never be worse, am only be Bizarro!
December 22, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Am never be worse, am only be Bizarro!
Ha, me no am had am chance!
December 13, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Ha, me no am had am chance!